carly rae jesse
@mutablesoul.bsky.social
relentlessly optimistic gaylor/performanceartlor 🩷🧡🤍 iykyk 🥨 public enemy #1 of the patriarchy
carly rae jepsen's mv for 'surrender my heart' is 30 rock-themed and features jane krakowski!
September 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
carly rae jepsen's mv for 'surrender my heart' is 30 rock-themed and features jane krakowski!
FUCK THE SUPREME COURT STINKY ASS BITCHES
September 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
FUCK THE SUPREME COURT STINKY ASS BITCHES
i love being a gaylor, i love knowing what's going on, i love waking up to see swifties doing mental gymnastics instead of listening to one single thing any of us have said just because we think a famous celebrity might be *gasp!* QUEER!
September 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i love being a gaylor, i love knowing what's going on, i love waking up to see swifties doing mental gymnastics instead of listening to one single thing any of us have said just because we think a famous celebrity might be *gasp!* QUEER!
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i- goddamn they actually admitted it-
September 25, 2026 at 11:11 AM
i- goddamn they actually admitted it-
kam posted a residual check for $10.31 on his ig story. HALLOWEENLORS RISE!!!!
September 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
kam posted a residual check for $10.31 on his ig story. HALLOWEENLORS RISE!!!!
my You Need To Calm Down video is out now! and so much of it feels VERY relevant right now! youtu.be/LKOq5G2CaMY?...
You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift is Misunderstood!
YouTube video by Jesse - The Astro Diva
youtu.be
September 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
my You Need To Calm Down video is out now! and so much of it feels VERY relevant right now! youtu.be/LKOq5G2CaMY?...
cleveland! is like the delusional version of this: open.spotify.com/track/6iUj2r...
A Summer in Ohio
Anna Kendrick · The Last Five Years (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2015
open.spotify.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
cleveland! is like the delusional version of this: open.spotify.com/track/6iUj2r...
i don't love how people (genpop) think the only explanation for these songs being 'bad' is that taylor takes on the brain power of whoever she's dating (CTE by proxy) or that she can't write well if she's happy. have you forgotten the secret 3rd option??? (it's a PRANK!)
September 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
i don't love how people (genpop) think the only explanation for these songs being 'bad' is that taylor takes on the brain power of whoever she's dating (CTE by proxy) or that she can't write well if she's happy. have you forgotten the secret 3rd option??? (it's a PRANK!)
if anyone wants a break from taylor talk, my post about the astrology of tomorrow's Aries full moon is live now! www.patreon.com/theastrodiva...
September 2026 Aries Full Moon: What The Hell, Sure | The Astro Diva After Dark
Hello! It's time for another wild and crazy lunation, and Taylor Swift is releasing four new songs tonight. What could be better! There will
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September 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
if anyone wants a break from taylor talk, my post about the astrology of tomorrow's Aries full moon is live now! www.patreon.com/theastrodiva...
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!!!
she’s not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. she was never a girls' girl, she was just a—
"what a beautiful wedding. what a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter. “and, yes, but what a shame. what a shame the poor groom's bride is a—"
she’s not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. she was never a girls' girl, she was just a—
"what a beautiful wedding. what a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter. “and, yes, but what a shame. what a shame the poor groom's bride is a—"
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
!!!
she’s not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. she was never a girls' girl, she was just a—
"what a beautiful wedding. what a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter. “and, yes, but what a shame. what a shame the poor groom's bride is a—"
she’s not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. she was never a girls' girl, she was just a—
"what a beautiful wedding. what a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter. “and, yes, but what a shame. what a shame the poor groom's bride is a—"
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The songs are significantly better.
I hear her writing underneath it
I still stand by what I said, MM may be a mathmatical genius, but his output from the last 5-10 years have been entirely uninspired
I don’t want a scientist producer. I want a painter.
I hear her writing underneath it
I still stand by what I said, MM may be a mathmatical genius, but his output from the last 5-10 years have been entirely uninspired
I don’t want a scientist producer. I want a painter.
September 25, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The songs are significantly better.
I hear her writing underneath it
I still stand by what I said, MM may be a mathmatical genius, but his output from the last 5-10 years have been entirely uninspired
I don’t want a scientist producer. I want a painter.
I hear her writing underneath it
I still stand by what I said, MM may be a mathmatical genius, but his output from the last 5-10 years have been entirely uninspired
I don’t want a scientist producer. I want a painter.
the swifties correctly identifying the comp het themes of cleveland 🤭 this was so me when i finally had a long term bf to parade around the streets and give me social validation. then i was miserable, then i realized i’m gay 😂
September 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
the swifties correctly identifying the comp het themes of cleveland 🤭 this was so me when i finally had a long term bf to parade around the streets and give me social validation. then i was miserable, then i realized i’m gay 😂
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Remember when they tried to make this statement about us?
September 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Remember when they tried to make this statement about us?
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In other news. 🙂↕️
September 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
In other news. 🙂↕️
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this is a great example of still paternity assigning her songs. when it’s bad it’s suddenly not her fault or responsibility? it’s not possible she knew exactly what would happen?
and as @lavendergay.bsky.social was saying a year ago… there’s something more going on with this max situation
and as @lavendergay.bsky.social was saying a year ago… there’s something more going on with this max situation
September 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
this is a great example of still paternity assigning her songs. when it’s bad it’s suddenly not her fault or responsibility? it’s not possible she knew exactly what would happen?
and as @lavendergay.bsky.social was saying a year ago… there’s something more going on with this max situation
and as @lavendergay.bsky.social was saying a year ago… there’s something more going on with this max situation
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are we doing a countdown…?
6/5 - a track for Toy Story 5 🩵 (🌀 11/5/20)
9/25 - 4 new tracks in The Encore ❤️🔥 (🌀 2/25/21)
if we’re adding 112 days between each
💜 3 - 1/15/27 🌀 6/17/21
💛 2 - 5/7/27 🌀 10/7/21
💚 1 - 8/27/27 🌀 1/27/22
6/5 - a track for Toy Story 5 🩵 (🌀 11/5/20)
9/25 - 4 new tracks in The Encore ❤️🔥 (🌀 2/25/21)
if we’re adding 112 days between each
💜 3 - 1/15/27 🌀 6/17/21
💛 2 - 5/7/27 🌀 10/7/21
💚 1 - 8/27/27 🌀 1/27/22
112 days between IKIIKY & Patient Zer()
3 months 20 days
16 weeks
😵💫
3 months 20 days
16 weeks
😵💫
September 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
are we doing a countdown…?
6/5 - a track for Toy Story 5 🩵 (🌀 11/5/20)
9/25 - 4 new tracks in The Encore ❤️🔥 (🌀 2/25/21)
if we’re adding 112 days between each
💜 3 - 1/15/27 🌀 6/17/21
💛 2 - 5/7/27 🌀 10/7/21
💚 1 - 8/27/27 🌀 1/27/22
6/5 - a track for Toy Story 5 🩵 (🌀 11/5/20)
9/25 - 4 new tracks in The Encore ❤️🔥 (🌀 2/25/21)
if we’re adding 112 days between each
💜 3 - 1/15/27 🌀 6/17/21
💛 2 - 5/7/27 🌀 10/7/21
💚 1 - 8/27/27 🌀 1/27/22
sorry but this is the most obvious satire imaginable and people not getting it is a GLARING condemnation of *gestures around*. this is as close as she could possibly get to saying my marriage is a performance without saying those words.
September 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
sorry but this is the most obvious satire imaginable and people not getting it is a GLARING condemnation of *gestures around*. this is as close as she could possibly get to saying my marriage is a performance without saying those words.
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Hate all you like this is the love of my life
September 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Hate all you like this is the love of my life
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PR-PR-promises
ok taylor whatever you say
ok taylor whatever you say
![trecho da letra de pink clouding:
[Pre-Chorus]
And it was so good
Letting yoy want me
So good
To take promises, promises
Pr-pr-promises](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cppnoghlmc2q3h2lmvecjbn6/bafkreia6e7gixbdqj5msrs56rhn63chranhj2zb3ha3gosp3jbgrkr652q)
September 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
PR-PR-promises
ok taylor whatever you say
ok taylor whatever you say
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“I’ll give you what you want in the least satisfying way possible“ is THEE thesis for Cleveland! LMAOOO
Cleveland! is like if you inverted ME! hmmmmm much to CONSIDER
Cleveland! is like if you inverted ME! hmmmmm much to CONSIDER
I agree and I THINK it’s a product to put this entire era in a musical box by itself. I do think the boxed in feeling is part of the intended purpose.
Going back to the: fine I’ll give you what you want in the least satisfying way possible 
Going back to the: fine I’ll give you what you want in the least satisfying way possible 
September 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
“I’ll give you what you want in the least satisfying way possible“ is THEE thesis for Cleveland! LMAOOO
Cleveland! is like if you inverted ME! hmmmmm much to CONSIDER
Cleveland! is like if you inverted ME! hmmmmm much to CONSIDER
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"If you wanna party with somebody..."
Funny Cat Dance Clubbing in Tiny Shoes
ALT: Funny Cat Dance Clubbing in Tiny Shoes
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September 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
"If you wanna party with somebody..."
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cleveland! is very satirical like how can you take it seriously
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
cleveland! is very satirical like how can you take it seriously
i interpret pink clouding as being showgirl to poet and i need everyone to watch mr. robot bc i swear she used it as a structure for her archetypal storytelling (also it’s the best show ever made)
September 25, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i interpret pink clouding as being showgirl to poet and i need everyone to watch mr. robot bc i swear she used it as a structure for her archetypal storytelling (also it’s the best show ever made)
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THE SELF HARM OF NEVER BEING WHO YOU ARE
September 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
THE SELF HARM OF NEVER BEING WHO YOU ARE
my swiftie friends HATE cleveland! but it’s immediately one of my absolute fav taylor songs ever, i LOVE these songs!!!
September 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
my swiftie friends HATE cleveland! but it’s immediately one of my absolute fav taylor songs ever, i LOVE these songs!!!