jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
he/they, queer, denver, 30, ♉️, happily taken
a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
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jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
· Apr 29
dressing up fancy and telling people about my job, two of my favorite things
rolled credits. game is incredible! as expected, the witcher + dragon age (+ secretly assassin's creed) is 130% up my alley
blood of dawnwalker good
September 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
rolled credits. game is incredible! as expected, the witcher + dragon age (+ secretly assassin's creed) is 130% up my alley
new carly album is incredible (surprising no one), but the the emotional terrorism to put "good, fine, alright" in the middle of the first disc and then just keep going like i'm supposed to be ok is insane 😭
September 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
new carly album is incredible (surprising no one), but the the emotional terrorism to put "good, fine, alright" in the middle of the first disc and then just keep going like i'm supposed to be ok is insane 😭
happy carly rae jepsen eve!!
September 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
happy carly rae jepsen eve!!
these are always fun 👀
We love a Pokémon thing
September 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
these are always fun 👀
the secret to exhibiting relentless optimism is a base, inescapable, but unspoken fear of anything remotely bad happening outside of your control!
September 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
the secret to exhibiting relentless optimism is a base, inescapable, but unspoken fear of anything remotely bad happening outside of your control!
why are they making me work when i should be curled up under a sunbeam, gently napping and dreaming of dancing fish skeletons??
September 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
why are they making me work when i should be curled up under a sunbeam, gently napping and dreaming of dancing fish skeletons??
they're doing this to me at work tomorrow 😔
September 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
they're doing this to me at work tomorrow 😔
i *mostly* really enjoy meal prepping, but dear god the amount of my life that's just chopping up chicken and various vegetables. too much!
September 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
i *mostly* really enjoy meal prepping, but dear god the amount of my life that's just chopping up chicken and various vegetables. too much!
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Great montage of one of Bob Mackie's signatures--the Cher unveilings, circa 1976.
September 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Great montage of one of Bob Mackie's signatures--the Cher unveilings, circa 1976.
i don't know if a person has ever been more tired. i deserve an award (nap)
September 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
i don't know if a person has ever been more tired. i deserve an award (nap)
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 24
The Last Cometh
The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Episode 24
The Last Cometh
The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
September 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 24
The Last Cometh
The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Episode 24
The Last Cometh
The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
i am. regrettably, getting back into WoW
September 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
i am. regrettably, getting back into WoW
been engaging in radical vulnerability*
*making watch one of my favorite tv shows, crazy ex-girlfriend
*making watch one of my favorite tv shows, crazy ex-girlfriend
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
been engaging in radical vulnerability*
*making watch one of my favorite tv shows, crazy ex-girlfriend
*making watch one of my favorite tv shows, crazy ex-girlfriend
contemplating...what if my 30s were about getting all beefy n swole?
September 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
contemplating...what if my 30s were about getting all beefy n swole?
Quote with your fave eeveelution
September 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Quote with your fave eeveelution
noah got me into reading the way of kings and it's a fantastic book, but oh my god getting 300 pages in and seeing i'm only a quarter of the way into the book is daunting as hell
September 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
noah got me into reading the way of kings and it's a fantastic book, but oh my god getting 300 pages in and seeing i'm only a quarter of the way into the book is daunting as hell
love a lil sunday afternoon power nap
September 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
love a lil sunday afternoon power nap
what if i became annoying? yknow. for the bit?
September 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
what if i became annoying? yknow. for the bit?
this game is so fun, i need more people to talk about it
blood of dawnwalker good
September 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
this game is so fun, i need more people to talk about it
paying the price for my hubris*
*the bag of chips i'm eating wasn't seasoned evenly
*the bag of chips i'm eating wasn't seasoned evenly
September 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
paying the price for my hubris*
*the bag of chips i'm eating wasn't seasoned evenly
*the bag of chips i'm eating wasn't seasoned evenly
unfortunately tumblr is still my favorite social media site
September 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
unfortunately tumblr is still my favorite social media site
in office and dressed up this time of year requires photo evidence
September 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
in office and dressed up this time of year requires photo evidence
he did great work with his gen v character, i think this is fantastic casting. also it gives me hope for an interesting angel/archangel arc
Asa Germann has been cast as Angel in the new ‘X-Men’ movie
In theaters May 5, 2028
In theaters May 5, 2028
September 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
he did great work with his gen v character, i think this is fantastic casting. also it gives me hope for an interesting angel/archangel arc
they decided to reschedule the water shutoff, but also didn't bother to give us notice until two hours after it was supposed to start today 🙃
they're turning off our water for most of the day tomorrow for a city project and just now a DIFFERENT construction project clipped a water main so now we ALSO have no water tonight
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
they decided to reschedule the water shutoff, but also didn't bother to give us notice until two hours after it was supposed to start today 🙃
they're turning off our water for most of the day tomorrow for a city project and just now a DIFFERENT construction project clipped a water main so now we ALSO have no water tonight
September 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
they're turning off our water for most of the day tomorrow for a city project and just now a DIFFERENT construction project clipped a water main so now we ALSO have no water tonight