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Yannis
@mynameisyannis.com
Just wanna be a big muscle boy! 💪
📍SE London, 🇬🇷🇪🇺🇬🇧🦄

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He has risen from his opulent bath!
Do you like my haircut? ☀️
May 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Where do you boys with big legs buy nice shirts from!? Like, even XL at Uniqlo feels snug 😅
May 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Forgot to pack fresh underwear so going home commando.

Are you good at cooking chicken? I’m hungry. 😋
May 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Rant time. went on a date yday - within the space of 1 hour

1. I was framed as part of the problem because I work in AI
2. I was told to get tested for STDs because I’m going on holiday to the Canary Islands

All framed under the veil of “I’m a massive wind up, don’t take it personally”

*blocked*
April 29, 2026 at 6:42 AM
What don’t you see here? The 60min bike ride after this pic was taken.

Am tired now - can I get a cuddle? ok, bye. 😊
April 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Sunday in 3 pics. Gym, bike ride around, lying on the sofa after dinner.

I’d love a cuddle now. 🤗 Please and thanks!
April 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’m sorry you guys, IG saw it first! 🤫
April 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Spent 40mins at the sauna and am so chill I look like I just woke up! Wish I had the time to do this on a daily basis. 🤞
April 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My gym had great amenities, including deodorant and hair products.

They had this new sea salt spray that I used yesterday and I loved it on my hair. So I went to take a pic to see where I can find it in the shops.

It was sea salt deodorant… 🤡🫠
April 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This long weekend is teaching me that I should be a millionaire so that work is just a hobby and not give a fuck. 🎈
April 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Yay for migraine and pistachio cream.🤤 Will need to get the bigger jar next time.

Had my haircut and asked my barber to do the “mullet-y thing”. Wish I could show it off proper because it’s 🔥
March 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Food poisoning while travelling was not fun. At least I looked good for the flight back! 🤡✈️
March 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trashy Europop is on again in the gym. 🎧 💃🏋️
Everybody Needs a Man (feat. Maya Simantov) [Club] [Club] by Offer Nissim on Apple Music
Song · 2014 · Duration 6:14
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February 22, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Forgot that I took the privacy screen protector off my phone. And been freely browsing bsky in the gym.

Oh well… 🫠
February 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I need to do away with the whole “he’s too hot for me” insecurity. ☠️
February 22, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Please stop farting, we’re all trapped in this tin can together….
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
You haven’t known fear until you fail rep two of your top squat set with the safety bar one pin too low. 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
One hour on the peloton got done. Send help.. 🥹
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
There is this new guy in the office (one month in) and he keeps yawning audibly AND not covering his mouth. Is it just me that thinks it's rude...?
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Can I go home now? 🥱
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
English speakers; is there an English word that describes a head bump after hitting your head?

And no, that’s not how you say “dick” in Greek. 🤭
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I guess I should get up and make a coffee…😭
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Anyone else that loves cottage cheese for the easy/quick protein intake?

My friends are making fun of me, so trying to find new friends now!
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Reliving my clubbing days in the gym today! 😈🥳
Everybody Needs a Man (feat. Maya Simantov) by Offer Nissim on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:00
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January 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Sauna Alone! And it’s delightfully quiet… 😌
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM