myownpetard is angry
@myownpetard.bsky.social
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she/her
married to @PrinceWiddershins
avi: Sargent/Madame X https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/12127
header: Barbara Aubin/Ocean Undulations... https://www.artic.edu/artworks/13474/ocean-undulatio
🤢🟠🪀🧠⛳🐀🗑️📏
she/her
married to @PrinceWiddershins
avi: Sargent/Madame X https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/12127
header: Barbara Aubin/Ocean Undulations... https://www.artic.edu/artworks/13474/ocean-undulatio
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my introduction:
i started using social media in 1992 so i am REALLY good at it.
i was on twitter for ages, but it fucking sucked so i stopped going.
I SHOUT A LOT. mostly i shit post & do hashtag games & yell 80s lyrics & like cheese & star trek.
currently hiding from current evens.
i started using social media in 1992 so i am REALLY good at it.
i was on twitter for ages, but it fucking sucked so i stopped going.
I SHOUT A LOT. mostly i shit post & do hashtag games & yell 80s lyrics & like cheese & star trek.
currently hiding from current evens.
ok i gotta go. love you, people whom i love. i miss you. 😭
July 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
ok i gotta go. love you, people whom i love. i miss you. 😭
FUCK THE FUCKING ANTISEMITIC LEFT I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT
JEWS ARE THE ONLY MINORITY NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT = HATRED AIMED AT US.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S IGNORANT AND INSULTING AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GO STICK YOUR ANTISEMITIC HEAD IN A RANCID PIG
JEWS ARE THE ONLY MINORITY NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT = HATRED AIMED AT US.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S IGNORANT AND INSULTING AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GO STICK YOUR ANTISEMITIC HEAD IN A RANCID PIG
July 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
FUCK THE FUCKING ANTISEMITIC LEFT I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT
JEWS ARE THE ONLY MINORITY NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT = HATRED AIMED AT US.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S IGNORANT AND INSULTING AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GO STICK YOUR ANTISEMITIC HEAD IN A RANCID PIG
JEWS ARE THE ONLY MINORITY NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT = HATRED AIMED AT US.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
IT'S IGNORANT AND INSULTING AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GO STICK YOUR ANTISEMITIC HEAD IN A RANCID PIG
added value: no more once admired but now problematic author blurbs on your books to cringe about 🤔🙄
Are 'Gripping,' 'Brilliant' Book Blurbs on Their Way Out?
In a provocative essay, a major publisher announced that its authors will no longer be required to solicit glowing reviews for their book jackets, arguing that blurbs don't reflect a title's true meri...
www.smithsonianmag.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
added value: no more once admired but now problematic author blurbs on your books to cringe about 🤔🙄
of course
UK universities automating interviews face ‘deepfake’ applicants
UK universities automating interviews face ‘deepfake’ applicants
Automated online application processes save time and money but are being targeted by ‘the future of fraud’
British universities seeking to save time and money by automating their interviews with international students face a new threat: “deepfake”…
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
of course
wholesome content
Turkeys are a natural source of traffic calming in the Boston area, second only to potholes.
I live in a real city that absolutely isn't routinely brought to its knees by flocks of urban turkeys
February 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
wholesome content
HOLY CRAP
y'all may have seen this already but still
HOLY CRAP
y'all may have seen this already but still
HOLY CRAP
An OpenAI whistleblower was found dead in his apartment. Now his mother wants answers
Why Suchir Balaji’s death has fueled conspiracy theories and unresolved questions.
fortune.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
HOLY CRAP
y'all may have seen this already but still
HOLY CRAP
y'all may have seen this already but still
HOLY CRAP
who's with me
are high-water pants ever going to go away?
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
February 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
who's with me
i need a pearskin rug
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i need a pearskin rug
are high-water pants ever going to go away?
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
February 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
are high-water pants ever going to go away?
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
for that matter, are high-water, high-waist pants here to stay.
BRING BACK LONG PANTS
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
*purchaces agatha christie short story omnibus*
*purchaces agatha christie short story omnibus*
February 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
*purchaces agatha christie short story omnibus*
*purchaces agatha christie short story omnibus*
hilarious and accurate article taking us on a tour of world history, guided by the works of #IronMaiden 🤘🎸
We made a timeline of everything that’s happened in human history using only Iron Maiden songs
Iron Maiden have written songs about dinosaurs, the Second World War and many, many things in between. So, here’s the history of Planet Earth as told through the metal legends’ lyrics.
www.loudersound.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
hilarious and accurate article taking us on a tour of world history, guided by the works of #IronMaiden 🤘🎸
🎤 *tap tap* ahem
WALMART FUCKING SUCKS
WALMART FUCKING SUCKS
January 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🎤 *tap tap* ahem
WALMART FUCKING SUCKS
WALMART FUCKING SUCKS
we had Norovirus over the weekend. it suuuucked.
it's extremely contagious and currently rampant in our area. maybe also yours.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
it's extremely contagious and currently rampant in our area. maybe also yours.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
January 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we had Norovirus over the weekend. it suuuucked.
it's extremely contagious and currently rampant in our area. maybe also yours.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
it's extremely contagious and currently rampant in our area. maybe also yours.
WASH YOUR HANDS!
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Thank you, Philomena Cunk, for using the phrase the “Christian Cinematic Universe.”
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Thank you, Philomena Cunk, for using the phrase the “Christian Cinematic Universe.”
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"Not having another depression, are we?"
a close up of a woman wearing sunglasses and a ring
Alt: a close up of Rhianna lowering her sunglasses and narrowing her eyes
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
"Not having another depression, are we?"
and a hearty happy whatever to all who like candles and fried food and whatever
merry whatever to all who whatever
December 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM
and a hearty happy whatever to all who like candles and fried food and whatever
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merry whatever to all who whatever
December 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
merry whatever to all who whatever
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It's just the Hebrew calendar, but it feels like a cult leader designed it.
"Oh, you liked Christmas? Too bad it's over. Or... you can join us for EIGHT MORE NIGHTS filled with repetitive dancing and gambling over chocolate!
"Oh, you liked Christmas? Too bad it's over. Or... you can join us for EIGHT MORE NIGHTS filled with repetitive dancing and gambling over chocolate!
Hanukkah starts at sunset on Christmas
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 AM
It's just the Hebrew calendar, but it feels like a cult leader designed it.
"Oh, you liked Christmas? Too bad it's over. Or... you can join us for EIGHT MORE NIGHTS filled with repetitive dancing and gambling over chocolate!
"Oh, you liked Christmas? Too bad it's over. Or... you can join us for EIGHT MORE NIGHTS filled with repetitive dancing and gambling over chocolate!
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Already prepping latkes for after the xmas roast beast.
December 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Already prepping latkes for after the xmas roast beast.
Hanukkah starts at sunset on Christmas
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.
December 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Hanukkah starts at sunset on Christmas
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.
you probably all know this but i'm never here, and, y'know, icymi.