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Your assignment this week is to read a book that some “Mom for Liberty” would bring to a school board meeting and cry about.
There are dozens of women at Mar-a-Lago who have more experience using hydrogen peroxide to change the color of something Trump thinks is too dark to be attractive.
Why not get their help?
Why not get their help?
June 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
There are dozens of women at Mar-a-Lago who have more experience using hydrogen peroxide to change the color of something Trump thinks is too dark to be attractive.
Why not get their help?
Why not get their help?
“I’m a little Teapot Dome, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is where I spout
Off to Congress to remind them about,
What to do with an admin that flouts
Rules to prevent corrupt gov handouts,
Turns out you’re a bunch of sellouts,
So let’s turn DC over and spill you out.”
Here is my handle, here is where I spout
Off to Congress to remind them about,
What to do with an admin that flouts
Rules to prevent corrupt gov handouts,
Turns out you’re a bunch of sellouts,
So let’s turn DC over and spill you out.”
June 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
“I’m a little Teapot Dome, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is where I spout
Off to Congress to remind them about,
What to do with an admin that flouts
Rules to prevent corrupt gov handouts,
Turns out you’re a bunch of sellouts,
So let’s turn DC over and spill you out.”
Here is my handle, here is where I spout
Off to Congress to remind them about,
What to do with an admin that flouts
Rules to prevent corrupt gov handouts,
Turns out you’re a bunch of sellouts,
So let’s turn DC over and spill you out.”
Tonight’s UFC Fight at the White House is a perfect illustration of what the colors on our flag mean to this admin.
Red is for the violence they crave.
White is for the nationalism they protect.
Blue is for the blood they value above all else.
Red is for the violence they crave.
White is for the nationalism they protect.
Blue is for the blood they value above all else.
June 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Tonight’s UFC Fight at the White House is a perfect illustration of what the colors on our flag mean to this admin.
Red is for the violence they crave.
White is for the nationalism they protect.
Blue is for the blood they value above all else.
Red is for the violence they crave.
White is for the nationalism they protect.
Blue is for the blood they value above all else.
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are the Hair and the Turtle in a really f*cked up Aesop’s fable about how to run the race to destroy democracy in the US.
June 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are the Hair and the Turtle in a really f*cked up Aesop’s fable about how to run the race to destroy democracy in the US.
If we all banned together in solidarity and formed a union to undo wealth inequality, we should probably call ourselves the GuilloTeamsters.
June 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
If we all banned together in solidarity and formed a union to undo wealth inequality, we should probably call ourselves the GuilloTeamsters.
Apparently KFC does NOT stand for Kentucky’s Finest Corn, but now I’m more confused why they don’t specialize in extra smooth corn on the cob if their mascot is a kernel sander?
June 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Apparently KFC does NOT stand for Kentucky’s Finest Corn, but now I’m more confused why they don’t specialize in extra smooth corn on the cob if their mascot is a kernel sander?
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What a night! Thank you San Diego and @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social, and all the great folks who stopped by for my 2-book signing! You can get signed copies of both my @chooseadventure.bsky.social DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, and my novel, THE VALE OF SEVEN DRAGONS in the store or order online!
June 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
What a night! Thank you San Diego and @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social, and all the great folks who stopped by for my 2-book signing! You can get signed copies of both my @chooseadventure.bsky.social DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, and my novel, THE VALE OF SEVEN DRAGONS in the store or order online!
The fear of being stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia.
June 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The fear of being stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia.
Donald Trump’s newest reality show seems to be The Nap-prentice. “No, YOU’RE TIRED!”
June 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Donald Trump’s newest reality show seems to be The Nap-prentice. “No, YOU’RE TIRED!”
If Donald Trump keeps literally falling asleep on the job, the only lawyers he’ll get to support him are the ones from the Mattress Firm.
June 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
If Donald Trump keeps literally falling asleep on the job, the only lawyers he’ll get to support him are the ones from the Mattress Firm.
When you do something accidentally, the odds were really low that thing would happen.
That’s why it’s oneintentional.
That’s why it’s oneintentional.
June 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
When you do something accidentally, the odds were really low that thing would happen.
That’s why it’s oneintentional.
That’s why it’s oneintentional.
The fact that Harry Styles DIDN’T become a barber kind of drags me down. The universe gave him ONE direction.
June 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The fact that Harry Styles DIDN’T become a barber kind of drags me down. The universe gave him ONE direction.
“Good night, sweet prints,” I tell the books while Ham’ming it up
June 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
“Good night, sweet prints,” I tell the books while Ham’ming it up
I want to put a disclaimer on posts I’m squeezing out while distracted by my ADHD brain that just says “Not from concentrate.”
Would that water things down though?
Would that water things down though?
June 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I want to put a disclaimer on posts I’m squeezing out while distracted by my ADHD brain that just says “Not from concentrate.”
Would that water things down though?
Would that water things down though?
Me, standing over the bodies of my defeated opponents: “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
My boss: “We asked you “to add the slides of your editorial calendar to the front half of the team lead presentation for review”…
My boss: “We asked you “to add the slides of your editorial calendar to the front half of the team lead presentation for review”…
June 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Me, standing over the bodies of my defeated opponents: “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
My boss: “We asked you “to add the slides of your editorial calendar to the front half of the team lead presentation for review”…
My boss: “We asked you “to add the slides of your editorial calendar to the front half of the team lead presentation for review”…
From now on I’ll be pronouncing skeleton like Peloton.
June 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
From now on I’ll be pronouncing skeleton like Peloton.
Gastonishing (adj-derogatory): a sarcastic description of the mean or condescending behavior from a looksmaxxing gigachad towards people of a different gender on the basis of their bookishness.
“When I told him I read romance novels, he was gastonishingly closed-minded.”
“When I told him I read romance novels, he was gastonishingly closed-minded.”
June 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Gastonishing (adj-derogatory): a sarcastic description of the mean or condescending behavior from a looksmaxxing gigachad towards people of a different gender on the basis of their bookishness.
“When I told him I read romance novels, he was gastonishingly closed-minded.”
“When I told him I read romance novels, he was gastonishingly closed-minded.”
For his next move, Tom Steyer will spend $400 million of his own money to become his local School Board Superintendent.
June 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
For his next move, Tom Steyer will spend $400 million of his own money to become his local School Board Superintendent.
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June 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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June 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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June 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Jeff Bezos: “Finally, a hot tub to relax in after all this money making.”
Me, in the hot tub: “All rise!”
JB: “But I just sat down.”
Me: “You’re disrespecting the judge in her own courtroom?”
JB: “We’re not in a courtroom…”
Me, in the hot tub: “All rise!”
JB: “But I just sat down.”
Me: “You’re disrespecting the judge in her own courtroom?”
JB: “We’re not in a courtroom…”
June 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Jeff Bezos: “Finally, a hot tub to relax in after all this money making.”
Me, in the hot tub: “All rise!”
JB: “But I just sat down.”
Me: “You’re disrespecting the judge in her own courtroom?”
JB: “We’re not in a courtroom…”
Me, in the hot tub: “All rise!”
JB: “But I just sat down.”
Me: “You’re disrespecting the judge in her own courtroom?”
JB: “We’re not in a courtroom…”
Hey Californians, today is the day to turn in your ballots!
Let’s all recall how much of a mistake it was to let an outsider, populist, reality star billionaire have power and apply those lessons liberally here.
Let’s all recall how much of a mistake it was to let an outsider, populist, reality star billionaire have power and apply those lessons liberally here.
June 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Hey Californians, today is the day to turn in your ballots!
Let’s all recall how much of a mistake it was to let an outsider, populist, reality star billionaire have power and apply those lessons liberally here.
Let’s all recall how much of a mistake it was to let an outsider, populist, reality star billionaire have power and apply those lessons liberally here.
“Is this character straight-coded?” said nobody, ever, because being straight has never had to hide behind symbolism and subtext to show up in our media.
June 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Is this character straight-coded?” said nobody, ever, because being straight has never had to hide behind symbolism and subtext to show up in our media.