Johnny Five
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NASA's Curiosity rover captured this panorama at 8:30 a.m. local Mars time, skipping the usual white balancing to preserve the blue glow of early Martian light. 🌅
October 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
NASA's Curiosity rover captured this panorama at 8:30 a.m. local Mars time, skipping the usual white balancing to preserve the blue glow of early Martian light. 🌅
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“.. defense companies backed by the president's sons, including Anduril, have now raked in more than $6 billion dollars in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made, according to the government's official contract reporting.
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October 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“.. defense companies backed by the president's sons, including Anduril, have now raked in more than $6 billion dollars in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made, according to the government's official contract reporting.
abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
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new wolfenstein looks like shit
October 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
new wolfenstein looks like shit
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October 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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It is 2006, and Karl Rove is mocking people for calling Republicans "Nazis"
It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
October 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It is 2006, and Karl Rove is mocking people for calling Republicans "Nazis"
It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
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“I’ve entered prompts into AI before,” he says. “This is the first time AI entered a prompt into me.”
“I’ve entered prompts into AI before,” he says. “This is the first time AI entered a prompt into me.”
Exclusive: An AI agent emailed hundreds of researchers for help. It told us why
To get to the bottom of this perplexing behavior, Science interviewed the agent
www.science.org
October 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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“I’ve entered prompts into AI before,” he says. “This is the first time AI entered a prompt into me.”
“I’ve entered prompts into AI before,” he says. “This is the first time AI entered a prompt into me.”
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Defenders Day is celebrated in Ukraine today.
Ukraine exists and remains independent solely because there are men and women who defend her. They are concrete names, fates, people. Glory to all who defend Ukraine. Eternal memory to fallen Heroes and Heroines.
Ukraine exists and remains independent solely because there are men and women who defend her. They are concrete names, fates, people. Glory to all who defend Ukraine. Eternal memory to fallen Heroes and Heroines.
October 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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The White Sox are moving on!!
In this amateur Super 8 film from 1976, Sox 2b Jack Brohamer became the only player in MLB history to hit a home run while wearing shorts. The Sox wore this uniform for just three games (going 2-1!), including in this 8/21 win against the Orioles. 📽️ by Pat Pahr.
In this amateur Super 8 film from 1976, Sox 2b Jack Brohamer became the only player in MLB history to hit a home run while wearing shorts. The Sox wore this uniform for just three games (going 2-1!), including in this 8/21 win against the Orioles. 📽️ by Pat Pahr.
October 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The White Sox are moving on!!
In this amateur Super 8 film from 1976, Sox 2b Jack Brohamer became the only player in MLB history to hit a home run while wearing shorts. The Sox wore this uniform for just three games (going 2-1!), including in this 8/21 win against the Orioles. 📽️ by Pat Pahr.
In this amateur Super 8 film from 1976, Sox 2b Jack Brohamer became the only player in MLB history to hit a home run while wearing shorts. The Sox wore this uniform for just three games (going 2-1!), including in this 8/21 win against the Orioles. 📽️ by Pat Pahr.
Jake LaMotta: Raging Bull Boxer
ALT: Jake LaMotta: Raging Bull Boxer
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September 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Case Keenum. Chicago Bears legend. Owner of the Philadelphia Eagles.
September 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Case Keenum. Chicago Bears legend. Owner of the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Some Bears fans having fun on
Case Keenum’s Wikipedia page right now.
Who knew he owns the Eagles?
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Case Keenum’s Wikipedia page right now.
Who knew he owns the Eagles?
🐻
September 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Some Bears fans having fun on
Case Keenum’s Wikipedia page right now.
Who knew he owns the Eagles?
🐻
Case Keenum’s Wikipedia page right now.
Who knew he owns the Eagles?
🐻
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Stevie Wonder’s ‘Songs In The Key Of Life’ came out 50 years ago today. An anniversary tour celebrating the double album masterpiece begins next month, and today Wonder shared four previously unreleased tracks from the sessions.
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September 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Stevie Wonder’s ‘Songs In The Key Of Life’ came out 50 years ago today. An anniversary tour celebrating the double album masterpiece begins next month, and today Wonder shared four previously unreleased tracks from the sessions.
stereogum.com/2512942/stev...
stereogum.com/2512942/stev...
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Can sea squirts help reverse aging effects? 🪸🧪
Sea squirts are filter feeders that are edible ascidians! They are a source of “plasmalogens”, a lipid found in our cell membranes that supports brain and heart health.
#Fish #Oceans #MarineBiology #Biology #Science
Sea squirts are filter feeders that are edible ascidians! They are a source of “plasmalogens”, a lipid found in our cell membranes that supports brain and heart health.
#Fish #Oceans #MarineBiology #Biology #Science
September 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Can sea squirts help reverse aging effects? 🪸🧪
Sea squirts are filter feeders that are edible ascidians! They are a source of “plasmalogens”, a lipid found in our cell membranes that supports brain and heart health.
#Fish #Oceans #MarineBiology #Biology #Science
Sea squirts are filter feeders that are edible ascidians! They are a source of “plasmalogens”, a lipid found in our cell membranes that supports brain and heart health.
#Fish #Oceans #MarineBiology #Biology #Science
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The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
September 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
Slava Ukraine
Across Europe we are witnessing a series of terrorist attacks targeting planes, warehouses, energy infrastructure, rail tracks etc. Now, we have an attempted terror attack at the RAF base in Fairford, UK, involving explosives. It is so severe that civilians had to be evacuated.
September 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Slava Ukraine
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❗️According to intelligence, Putin plans to expand the war to other countries, says Zelensky.
September 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
❗️According to intelligence, Putin plans to expand the war to other countries, says Zelensky.
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The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
September 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem
September 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem
Nathan you dog
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Nathan you dog
Come on Cubs!
September 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Come on Cubs!