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setting aside the problematic nature of supporting JKR
setting aside the fact that HP is full of racist tropes, normalized slavery, etc.
HP is just bad fiction
a student athlete peaks in his teens, marries his childhood sweetheart (best friend's sister) and grows up to become a cop
setting aside the fact that HP is full of racist tropes, normalized slavery, etc.
HP is just bad fiction
a student athlete peaks in his teens, marries his childhood sweetheart (best friend's sister) and grows up to become a cop
October 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
setting aside the problematic nature of supporting JKR
setting aside the fact that HP is full of racist tropes, normalized slavery, etc.
HP is just bad fiction
a student athlete peaks in his teens, marries his childhood sweetheart (best friend's sister) and grows up to become a cop
setting aside the fact that HP is full of racist tropes, normalized slavery, etc.
HP is just bad fiction
a student athlete peaks in his teens, marries his childhood sweetheart (best friend's sister) and grows up to become a cop
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Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
October 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
October 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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January 23, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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October 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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me, installing AC6 again for the first time in a year: oh wow i actually understand some more about stats, i'm gonna make a melee focused build that doesn't get stun locked in pvp
me, after losing 15 matches in a row: maybe i should just go back to 4 laser shotguns on a hovertank
me, after losing 15 matches in a row: maybe i should just go back to 4 laser shotguns on a hovertank
October 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
me, installing AC6 again for the first time in a year: oh wow i actually understand some more about stats, i'm gonna make a melee focused build that doesn't get stun locked in pvp
me, after losing 15 matches in a row: maybe i should just go back to 4 laser shotguns on a hovertank
me, after losing 15 matches in a row: maybe i should just go back to 4 laser shotguns on a hovertank
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Between all of Geoffrey's vet care of the last months and cremation, and an additional vet cost for Leeloo recently, we are completely tapped out. Buying some art really helps out!
September 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Between all of Geoffrey's vet care of the last months and cremation, and an additional vet cost for Leeloo recently, we are completely tapped out. Buying some art really helps out!
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September 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Yep. The goal of anti-porn laws isn't to stop people from seeing pornography. It's to create a class of speech that's legally suppressible, and then apply it to dissent.
We are so tired of being right
A Tennessee Board of Education has now banned Wicked, Beloved and 35 other books as "pornography."
Under a new TN law, any description of sexual activity is "harmful to minors." Another 150 books have already been flagged for removal.
Sex workers tried to warn you.
www.wsmv.com/2024/11/14/r...
Under a new TN law, any description of sexual activity is "harmful to minors." Another 150 books have already been flagged for removal.
Sex workers tried to warn you.
www.wsmv.com/2024/11/14/r...
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Yep. The goal of anti-porn laws isn't to stop people from seeing pornography. It's to create a class of speech that's legally suppressible, and then apply it to dissent.
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same, Leeloo
September 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
same, Leeloo
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they need to invent a way to punch people using the computer and then give me the button that lets me punch the people using the computer
September 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
they need to invent a way to punch people using the computer and then give me the button that lets me punch the people using the computer
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This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
September 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Blizzard genuinely needs to drop this sunken cost fallacy they have with Asmongold and actually ban him and his followers from the game. They've repeatedly shown that they are making WoW a more unsafe place for women, minorities, and the dev team themselves.
September 25, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Blizzard genuinely needs to drop this sunken cost fallacy they have with Asmongold and actually ban him and his followers from the game. They've repeatedly shown that they are making WoW a more unsafe place for women, minorities, and the dev team themselves.
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September 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
September 22, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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