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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids).

Re-posts encouraged.

Take care and be bare.

Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it.

#naturist #naturism #familynaturism
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Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
Post #naturist BBQ warming.
July 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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With temperatures like this, why would you want to be wearing clothes? Give #naturism a try, be it in your own home or at a #naturist club like us. (Other naturist clubs are available. 😁)
June 21, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Very proud of my #naturist club. ❤️
June 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Worth getting my A1200 out of mothballs for. 😁 metro.co.uk/2026/05/27/8...
81-year-old developer makes sequel to ZX Spectrum classic after 40 year wait
A classic UK video game from the 80s is about to become the most belated sequel ever, thanks to one of the original programmers.
metro.co.uk
June 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes at the Bare Bootleg @naturistfoundation.org silent disco you just don't know what channel to listen to.
May 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I don't usually share these, but for the second time ever I got #wordle in one (5 days after losing my 244 day winning streak). Time to choose a new starter word I guess. 🎉

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I'm all for affirmative action, but why do media outlets insist on using people with Pixelitis or BGS (blurred genital syndrome) in photos to accompany #naturist news stories?
May 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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When the blossom's out, the new season is about. Spring time for #naturists
March 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Happy #naturist Pancake Day.
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
You know what I'd really like? A laptop where there's a fingerprint reader on the lid as well as inside so I can do fingerprint unlock whilst the lid is closed when I'm using an external monitor. (I'd also like to know how to correctly punctuate that last sentence to make it more readable.)
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
First make it work.
Then make it right.
Then make it fast.

And for goodness sake don't mess with it after that.
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
And that's work done for the year. 🍺
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why do car headlamp bulbs always go during the winter when it's cold and wet? And given that they are one of the parts most likely to need changing why do car manufacturers make it so bloody difficult to change them? 😠
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I nake
You nake
He/She/It nakes
We nake
They nake
One nakes

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nake

#naturism
nake - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I need to start using the phrase "entered a state of congestive collapse". 😁

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October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
🎵 It's a nude dawn, it's a nude day, it's a nude life for me, and I'm feeling good. 🎵 (Apologies to Nina Simone.)
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's just a jump to the left...
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I was supposed to be going to the Aztec Volleyball Tournament at @naturistfoundation.org this weekend, but I managed to catch something on the last day of our holiday and it's refusing to budge. Guess I'll have to be content watching the F1 race rather than competing in #naturist volleyball. 🤒
August 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Feeling very relaxed today. On holiday in Fuerteventura and been on the beach. I love the fact that no one cares if you're wearing anything or nothing. Live and let live.
August 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The age verification stuff so obviously not about protecting the children but about censorship and tracking. My mobile provider has a default block on 18+ sites until I chose to disable it. The UK G'mnt could have required all ISPs to implement that. Up to the bill payer, who is an adult, to enable.
July 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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UK weather - #naturist problems
July 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM