Nate
@natecook.bsky.social
Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️🌈.
A line for eggs has formed at the Residence Inn. Thanks President Trump
September 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A line for eggs has formed at the Residence Inn. Thanks President Trump
If the Senate ends up with like 3 red state independents, things are gonna get real weird
Idaho Senate (Advanced Targeting Research)
⚪️Todd Achilles 50.1%
🔴Jim Risch 38.5%
9/13-9/16
Link: www.advancedtargetingresearch.com/_files/ugd/0...
⚪️Todd Achilles 50.1%
🔴Jim Risch 38.5%
9/13-9/16
Link: www.advancedtargetingresearch.com/_files/ugd/0...
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
If the Senate ends up with like 3 red state independents, things are gonna get real weird
I just want a hot guy to push my face into his sweaty bulge, is that too much to ask?
September 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I just want a hot guy to push my face into his sweaty bulge, is that too much to ask?
Somehow, attention feels good in a place like this
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Somehow, attention feels good in a place like this
hahaha I am spending too much moneyyyyyyy
September 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
hahaha I am spending too much moneyyyyyyy
If you can't handle me at my you don't deserve me at my
September 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If you can't handle me at my you don't deserve me at my
All the Kennedy Center nonsense sucks but if you're in DC I strongly encourage you to explore the rest of the local theater scene, which is fantastic
September 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
All the Kennedy Center nonsense sucks but if you're in DC I strongly encourage you to explore the rest of the local theater scene, which is fantastic
God DC pizza suuuuucks
September 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
God DC pizza suuuuucks
How did it take me two weeks to find out there's a new LISA single and it slaps?
September 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
How did it take me two weeks to find out there's a new LISA single and it slaps?
Up is down, night is day, God is dead and Nebraska is purple
Nebraska - Senate Polling:
⚪️Osborn: 46%
🔴Ricketts: 42%*
SurveyUSA / Sept 13, 2026
(Trump +20 State)
(Current model result in NE-SEN is GOP 48.6% - IND 47%)
usapolling.substack.com/p/midterms-a...
⚪️Osborn: 46%
🔴Ricketts: 42%*
SurveyUSA / Sept 13, 2026
(Trump +20 State)
(Current model result in NE-SEN is GOP 48.6% - IND 47%)
usapolling.substack.com/p/midterms-a...
Midterms Are Turning Into a Nightmare for Republicans
Rising gas prices could make an already difficult midterm environment even worse for the GOP
usapolling.substack.com
September 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Up is down, night is day, God is dead and Nebraska is purple
Reposted by Nate
ADÉLA’s album debuting at #4 on the billboard charts
September 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ADÉLA’s album debuting at #4 on the billboard charts
WotC WHERE is my Weird Lord Commander???
September 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
WotC WHERE is my Weird Lord Commander???
It's sort of astounding how stupid pro football players are given how much money they make
September 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's sort of astounding how stupid pro football players are given how much money they make
It does sort of feel like if someone invented a new sport today that had the injury rate of football and it started to get popular, there would be a nationwide campaign by concerned parents to ban it
September 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
It does sort of feel like if someone invented a new sport today that had the injury rate of football and it started to get popular, there would be a nationwide campaign by concerned parents to ban it
It's fully insane by the way that a runner can fully get laid out by running into their own defender who is being shoved into them, then get back up and keep running and it's an open question if he's "down"
September 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
It's fully insane by the way that a runner can fully get laid out by running into their own defender who is being shoved into them, then get back up and keep running and it's an open question if he's "down"
One ADHD thing I have that I feel like I don't hear people talk about is the tendency to just go about my day in dim interior lighting because I just don't even register that I can and should open my blinds/drapes
September 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
One ADHD thing I have that I feel like I don't hear people talk about is the tendency to just go about my day in dim interior lighting because I just don't even register that I can and should open my blinds/drapes
What's the best emoji to indicate a hangover?
September 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
What's the best emoji to indicate a hangover?
Sometimes I learn how other people do laundry and it shocks me
September 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes I learn how other people do laundry and it shocks me
Kevin Rudolf walked so Imagine Dragons could run
September 13, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Kevin Rudolf walked so Imagine Dragons could run
I miss the old Cobra Starship
September 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I miss the old Cobra Starship
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the music, which is "Breathless" by The Corrs at full volume on a loop
September 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the music, which is "Breathless" by The Corrs at full volume on a loop
But who's going to gape my heart?
September 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
But who's going to gape my heart?
Won another potluck today
September 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Won another potluck today
Couple things:
1. Is he sitting in a pool of water? Next to a wet slate ledge?
2. The framing strongly suggests Kirk is trying to debate his way into Heaven, and the looooong line of his most hated historical figures, who are already in Heaven, are coming out to oppose him
3. Two Che Gueveras?
1. Is he sitting in a pool of water? Next to a wet slate ledge?
2. The framing strongly suggests Kirk is trying to debate his way into Heaven, and the looooong line of his most hated historical figures, who are already in Heaven, are coming out to oppose him
3. Two Che Gueveras?
September 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Couple things:
1. Is he sitting in a pool of water? Next to a wet slate ledge?
2. The framing strongly suggests Kirk is trying to debate his way into Heaven, and the looooong line of his most hated historical figures, who are already in Heaven, are coming out to oppose him
3. Two Che Gueveras?
1. Is he sitting in a pool of water? Next to a wet slate ledge?
2. The framing strongly suggests Kirk is trying to debate his way into Heaven, and the looooong line of his most hated historical figures, who are already in Heaven, are coming out to oppose him
3. Two Che Gueveras?