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Well Now, They Often Call Me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅
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No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly

Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases.

Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are.

Name origin: https://youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14
My hummingbirds are still around. Can't imagine they will be here for too much longer
September 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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September 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
@sickoscommittee.org Toledo got slapped with a disconcerting signals penalty. That's a new one on me
September 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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The new AI captchas are really something
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September 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Alrighty, then
September 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please repost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.
September 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Jesus might not have had an A attitude, but he definitely had a B attitude
September 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My wife bought me a present -- 12 pounds of pot.
September 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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A cartoon by Will Kiley Santino.

See more cartoons from the issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/JU9kkR
September 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Celebrating one more year of my wife not killing me
August 31, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Ok, friends, a question.

Last night, we went to a restaurant that consistently makes the 100 best restaurant list. And we were, frankly disappointed. None of the food was that special, and we kept comparing it to another restaurant.
They just sent me a survey. Do I give them my honest opinion?
August 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
A friend came to visit
August 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
@thetattooedprof.bsky.social After years of urging, my kid finally made it to a Tortugas game. And they came from behind to win.
August 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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@hcrichardson.bsky.social Message from Dorchester
August 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I had a dream I was eating baingan bharta with Béla Bartók and Billy Barty
August 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
What is this supposed to be a picture of???
August 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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An important reminder to a nation full of pious busybodies:
August 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My birds are gettting bigger
July 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This morning, when I woke up, I was having a dream that my alarm had gone off at 5, I had fallen back asleep, and it was now 10. So, I was frantically taking a shower and getting undressed from my suit and tie *in the shower*. (I do not wear a suit and tie to work)
July 23, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Order now—supplies won’t last long
July 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This morning, my alarm went off, and my first thought was "Why was I dumb enough to set my alarm on a weekend?"
July 21, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Had the gym all to myself this morning. Just the way I like it
July 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
This world cup final is like my early dating life. Lots of chasing, but no scoring
July 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Saw the Odyssey. Did not expect it to be in Black and White or have modern dress
We'll Always Have Paris
Alt: We'll Always Have Paris from Casablanca
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July 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM