Nelli
@nelli.bsky.social
Tudor blackwork fan, feral cat feeder, hangs upside down from things occasionally. Genealogy without records is just fantasy. Francophile. Bilingue. Normandie denizen of #Wülferhampton
I cannot handle this level of cute. Tiny feral baby cat
September 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I cannot handle this level of cute. Tiny feral baby cat
Here’s a thing. It’s 14 July, which is a public holiday here in France which commemorates the storming of the Bastille. Most folk call it Fete Nationale or simply 14 juillet. Nobody really calls it Bastille Day. There are a certain group, however, who get their tits in a proper tangle at folk who
July 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Here’s a thing. It’s 14 July, which is a public holiday here in France which commemorates the storming of the Bastille. Most folk call it Fete Nationale or simply 14 juillet. Nobody really calls it Bastille Day. There are a certain group, however, who get their tits in a proper tangle at folk who
I detested Ann Widdecombe’s politics but she didn’t deserve to be murdered
July 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I detested Ann Widdecombe’s politics but she didn’t deserve to be murdered
I became interested in environmental issues decades ago, long before it was fashionable. I wanted to understand more about how the world worked, how life interacted with each other. I did a lot of work for wildlife charities, alongside getting my degree which gave me a pretty good understanding
June 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I became interested in environmental issues decades ago, long before it was fashionable. I wanted to understand more about how the world worked, how life interacted with each other. I did a lot of work for wildlife charities, alongside getting my degree which gave me a pretty good understanding
This will not be a popular opinion but UK, your problems did not start and end with Brexit, your problems are deeper than that.
You have never got over feudalism. You still believe in your ‘betters’. That’s why you keep voting Tory.
You’ve never really wanted to be a part of Europe
You have never got over feudalism. You still believe in your ‘betters’. That’s why you keep voting Tory.
You’ve never really wanted to be a part of Europe
May 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This will not be a popular opinion but UK, your problems did not start and end with Brexit, your problems are deeper than that.
You have never got over feudalism. You still believe in your ‘betters’. That’s why you keep voting Tory.
You’ve never really wanted to be a part of Europe
You have never got over feudalism. You still believe in your ‘betters’. That’s why you keep voting Tory.
You’ve never really wanted to be a part of Europe
If you find yourself yelling “you are the reason mummy drinks” at your sewing machine, it’s time to stop for the day, yes?
May 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If you find yourself yelling “you are the reason mummy drinks” at your sewing machine, it’s time to stop for the day, yes?
Good afternoon #Wülferhampton how is your Saturday progressing?
April 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Good afternoon #Wülferhampton how is your Saturday progressing?
Odo wants a dragon in the margin
A what?
A dragon
Tf is a dragon
Idk, I’ll go and ask him
Apparently it’s a winged beast that breathes fire
Ok I’ll draw one
Tf is that?
It’s a dragon
It doesn’t look like one
Have you ever seen one? No? Well nor has Odo #bayeuxtapestry
A what?
A dragon
Tf is a dragon
Idk, I’ll go and ask him
Apparently it’s a winged beast that breathes fire
Ok I’ll draw one
Tf is that?
It’s a dragon
It doesn’t look like one
Have you ever seen one? No? Well nor has Odo #bayeuxtapestry
April 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Odo wants a dragon in the margin
A what?
A dragon
Tf is a dragon
Idk, I’ll go and ask him
Apparently it’s a winged beast that breathes fire
Ok I’ll draw one
Tf is that?
It’s a dragon
It doesn’t look like one
Have you ever seen one? No? Well nor has Odo #bayeuxtapestry
A what?
A dragon
Tf is a dragon
Idk, I’ll go and ask him
Apparently it’s a winged beast that breathes fire
Ok I’ll draw one
Tf is that?
It’s a dragon
It doesn’t look like one
Have you ever seen one? No? Well nor has Odo #bayeuxtapestry
Good morning and happy Saturday #Wülferhampton Apologies for my absence, I’ve been gadding about in the UK. How are you all?
March 28, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday #Wülferhampton Apologies for my absence, I’ve been gadding about in the UK. How are you all?
SAINT RAFQA PRAY FOR US
THE FEAR 😬😬😬
THE FEAR 😬😬😬
March 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
SAINT RAFQA PRAY FOR US
THE FEAR 😬😬😬
THE FEAR 😬😬😬
75,856 stitches later and Gibbie is finished. No pics as it’s a bit cattywampus in parts
March 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
75,856 stitches later and Gibbie is finished. No pics as it’s a bit cattywampus in parts
Nearly had a yarn squeaky bum moment then. Don’t think I have enough to finish my current project, checked the tag and it’s one out of my stash from long ago and the spinner/dyer has passed away. Fortunately I bought two skeins
March 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Nearly had a yarn squeaky bum moment then. Don’t think I have enough to finish my current project, checked the tag and it’s one out of my stash from long ago and the spinner/dyer has passed away. Fortunately I bought two skeins
Normandy: day 3,846 of rain…
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Normandy: day 3,846 of rain…
Ohhh she bright tonight
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ohhh she bright tonight
Goodnight Wülferhampton, sleep well. It’ll soon be Friday again 😘
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Goodnight Wülferhampton, sleep well. It’ll soon be Friday again 😘
Good morning Wülferhampton. How are you all on this grey Sunday?
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Good morning Wülferhampton. How are you all on this grey Sunday?
Goodnight Wülferhampton. May flights of angels sing you to your rest. Just yeet a book at them if the singing keeps you awake though
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Goodnight Wülferhampton. May flights of angels sing you to your rest. Just yeet a book at them if the singing keeps you awake though
Good morning Wülferhampton. Happy Saturday to you all. How’s your day looking?
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Good morning Wülferhampton. Happy Saturday to you all. How’s your day looking?
How are my fellow Normands faring? Picking up here 😬
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
How are my fellow Normands faring? Picking up here 😬
Ugh. Station Nightclub all over again. Those poor people
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Ugh. Station Nightclub all over again. Those poor people
2025’s most bizarre event was the DNA spectacular NPE. All names are altered. Someone was looking for their grandfather, we will call grandfather Bill. Bill had a child (Fred) out of wedlock with Ethel while married to Evelyn.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
2025’s most bizarre event was the DNA spectacular NPE. All names are altered. Someone was looking for their grandfather, we will call grandfather Bill. Bill had a child (Fred) out of wedlock with Ethel while married to Evelyn.
I shared a can of Carlsberg Special Bru with Blaze Bayley at the Tamworth Rock Festival in 1988. He’s not very tall but has beautiful eyes
I sat opposite Will Self on a train from Croydon to London Victoria. I wanted to thank him for his stare-off with Mark Francois, but he was drinking a can of Kronenbourg while making notes in a book. I said nothing.
I saw Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine walking down Pilgrim Street in Newcastle. It was at the height of their ‘30 Something’ fame.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I shared a can of Carlsberg Special Bru with Blaze Bayley at the Tamworth Rock Festival in 1988. He’s not very tall but has beautiful eyes
This cat has a lovely furry cat bed, several cozy chairs with warm throws on and yet he chooses to sleep here
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This cat has a lovely furry cat bed, several cozy chairs with warm throws on and yet he chooses to sleep here