Meriadoc
@neowneb.bsky.social
emerald city queer ΘΔ
she/it, sheeeiiiit
she/it, sheeeiiiit
lol, lmao even
the hinge self-immolated a month later, before we even got around to moving in together
kitchen table remains cursed
the hinge self-immolated a month later, before we even got around to moving in together
kitchen table remains cursed
Make fun of kitchen table poly long enough and you'll fall in love with a mutual friend you both get along with well enough to all move in together I stg
October 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
lol, lmao even
the hinge self-immolated a month later, before we even got around to moving in together
kitchen table remains cursed
the hinge self-immolated a month later, before we even got around to moving in together
kitchen table remains cursed
Make fun of kitchen table poly long enough and you'll fall in love with a mutual friend you both get along with well enough to all move in together I stg
March 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Make fun of kitchen table poly long enough and you'll fall in love with a mutual friend you both get along with well enough to all move in together I stg
the hardest trap to break free of is Kiss Sleepy Girlfriend Before Work. She and her warm blankets have a gravitational pull
March 20, 2026 at 10:05 PM
the hardest trap to break free of is Kiss Sleepy Girlfriend Before Work. She and her warm blankets have a gravitational pull
leave it to me to spend the week partying with a bunch of porn stars and not even realize it lmao
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
leave it to me to spend the week partying with a bunch of porn stars and not even realize it lmao
lamest part about slowing your roll in alcoholism is realizing how much of what you blamed on liquor is just your shittyass memory lmao
July 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
lamest part about slowing your roll in alcoholism is realizing how much of what you blamed on liquor is just your shittyass memory lmao
girlhood is a spectrum.
July 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
girlhood is a spectrum.
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They paved paradise,
Put up a parking lot.
Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time
Put up a parking lot.
Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They paved paradise,
Put up a parking lot.
Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time
Put up a parking lot.
Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time
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I was in the woods when I stumbled upon a ruined old cistern where various mice and woodland creatures were having a weekend-long solstice feast.
They welcomed me with an acorn cap full of dandelion liqueur, but I don't don't how to tell that's not enough fuckin booze for me, I'm huge you dumb shit
They welcomed me with an acorn cap full of dandelion liqueur, but I don't don't how to tell that's not enough fuckin booze for me, I'm huge you dumb shit
June 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was in the woods when I stumbled upon a ruined old cistern where various mice and woodland creatures were having a weekend-long solstice feast.
They welcomed me with an acorn cap full of dandelion liqueur, but I don't don't how to tell that's not enough fuckin booze for me, I'm huge you dumb shit
They welcomed me with an acorn cap full of dandelion liqueur, but I don't don't how to tell that's not enough fuckin booze for me, I'm huge you dumb shit
hello from above the clouds
June 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hello from above the clouds
me: gotta take my wedding ring off so I can go down on my wife properly
wife: it's like putting your crocs into sport mode
wife: it's like putting your crocs into sport mode
May 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
me: gotta take my wedding ring off so I can go down on my wife properly
wife: it's like putting your crocs into sport mode
wife: it's like putting your crocs into sport mode
went from hanging out with someone who made fun of Eric Whitacre to someone who sang for Eric Whitacre
whiplash hahaha
whiplash hahaha
May 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
went from hanging out with someone who made fun of Eric Whitacre to someone who sang for Eric Whitacre
whiplash hahaha
whiplash hahaha
my heart is content in a way it hasn't been in months
promises are fully honored, the world has woken into spring, the work is being done.
promises are fully honored, the world has woken into spring, the work is being done.
May 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
my heart is content in a way it hasn't been in months
promises are fully honored, the world has woken into spring, the work is being done.
promises are fully honored, the world has woken into spring, the work is being done.
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The Garden Of Memory
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Garden Of Memory
ok I GUESS I'm ok with being at work today
April 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ok I GUESS I'm ok with being at work today
apologizing while you're breaking up with someone is like a land acknowledgement - you're willing to admit you're wrong, you're completely unwilling to do anything about it but also you want to look like you came out on the moral upper hand
April 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
apologizing while you're breaking up with someone is like a land acknowledgement - you're willing to admit you're wrong, you're completely unwilling to do anything about it but also you want to look like you came out on the moral upper hand
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Sorry. I can't go out tonight. I'm watching a video on repeat.
April 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sorry. I can't go out tonight. I'm watching a video on repeat.
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*snorting lines of Fun Dip off the bathroom counter*
EVERYTHING'S FINE
EVERYTHING'S FINE
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*snorting lines of Fun Dip off the bathroom counter*
EVERYTHING'S FINE
EVERYTHING'S FINE
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Improv classes are bullshit, since when does biting someone not count as "yes, and"
April 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Improv classes are bullshit, since when does biting someone not count as "yes, and"
spent the week craving tales from after the end of the world, spoken in a fervent jumble of words by a mad devotee
stayed up till the wee hours devouring it whole again
stayed up till the wee hours devouring it whole again
April 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
spent the week craving tales from after the end of the world, spoken in a fervent jumble of words by a mad devotee
stayed up till the wee hours devouring it whole again
stayed up till the wee hours devouring it whole again