NerdyKris
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It says something that for a teetotaler, the second Trump administration appears to be entirely staffed by hardcore alcoholics. Guilfoyle, Patal, Hegseth, Pirro, all people that even a frat house would hold an intervention for.
Just despicable people. All of them. It’s not just that they’re corrupt and shitty at their jobs - they’re terrible humans.
October 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
It says something that for a teetotaler, the second Trump administration appears to be entirely staffed by hardcore alcoholics. Guilfoyle, Patal, Hegseth, Pirro, all people that even a frat house would hold an intervention for.
Look at these jerks. @darthbluesky.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social
October 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Look at these jerks. @darthbluesky.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social
Oh god, mine is all about me brewing coffee at home, my water purifier system, and the wiring my home office for ethernet.
Weirdly my DVD habit, which is 90% of my purchases up until recently, is not mentioned at all.
Weirdly my DVD habit, which is 90% of my purchases up until recently, is not mentioned at all.
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
October 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Oh god, mine is all about me brewing coffee at home, my water purifier system, and the wiring my home office for ethernet.
Weirdly my DVD habit, which is 90% of my purchases up until recently, is not mentioned at all.
Weirdly my DVD habit, which is 90% of my purchases up until recently, is not mentioned at all.
I love that it's been so long since GTA5 that the youths don't understand why everyone is so hyped for GTA6. "It feels forced" man, have you played a Rockstar game on release? There's a reason they're so popular.
How enormous will Grand Theft Auto VI be? Well, 12,000 people are currently watching a YouTube livestream of someone waiting for a Game Informer article to drop because it has information about the weather system and 12 new screenshots www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Ki...
GTA 6: GameInformer Exclusive Info Reveal Stream! (12 New Screenshots, Weather Events & More)
YouTube video by TGG
www.youtube.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I love that it's been so long since GTA5 that the youths don't understand why everyone is so hyped for GTA6. "It feels forced" man, have you played a Rockstar game on release? There's a reason they're so popular.
He's like "I baby". No, you're a deadly bird of prey. "No, baby need snuggle"
September 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
He's like "I baby". No, you're a deadly bird of prey. "No, baby need snuggle"
I repeat, the way he says "beardos" all the time sounds like he's deep in some fucked up internet subculture that's obsessed with being clean shaven.
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I repeat, the way he says "beardos" all the time sounds like he's deep in some fucked up internet subculture that's obsessed with being clean shaven.
This is kind of funny, it's the end game text but changed to be about the website.
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
September 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This is kind of funny, it's the end game text but changed to be about the website.
This one took me a moment.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) 🐋🌺
September 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This one took me a moment.
Half the Choosin' Texas jokes are like that one guy who ranted about how Let it Go was telling kids to fall in line. You need to at least read the lyrics first, fellas.
September 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Half the Choosin' Texas jokes are like that one guy who ranted about how Let it Go was telling kids to fall in line. You need to at least read the lyrics first, fellas.
The hell did I do, Blanche?
September 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The hell did I do, Blanche?
🎶When we're on the front couch sitting cheek to cheek. 🎶
September 24, 2026 at 11:38 AM
🎶When we're on the front couch sitting cheek to cheek. 🎶
I'm stuck at a fancy catered work event just in case they need tech support, but I have real work to do back at the office. #firstworldproblems
September 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm stuck at a fancy catered work event just in case they need tech support, but I have real work to do back at the office. #firstworldproblems
Larry, we're a chocolate company.
September 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Larry, we're a chocolate company.
Well shit, no wonder I'm in such a funk.
September 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Well shit, no wonder I'm in such a funk.
I just realized the President Lisa episode that mentions a previous Trump administration making the country broke takes place in 2030, so The Simpsons didn't just predict a Trump administration, they predicted this one.
September 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I just realized the President Lisa episode that mentions a previous Trump administration making the country broke takes place in 2030, so The Simpsons didn't just predict a Trump administration, they predicted this one.
Man, I don't think "we'll never stop blaming the previous guy" is the winning message you think it is.
TORRES: How can you declare the K-shaped economy is over when during Trump's 2nd term the assets of Wall St are booming while real wages are not?
BESSENT: It's opposite of Biden
T: What's the statute of limitations on the Biden blame game?
B: I was in a car accident as a teen. My back still hurts
BESSENT: It's opposite of Biden
T: What's the statute of limitations on the Biden blame game?
B: I was in a car accident as a teen. My back still hurts
September 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Man, I don't think "we'll never stop blaming the previous guy" is the winning message you think it is.
I just don't understand the concept of polycules. Women on dating apps are like talking to surly teenagers giving one word answers and people are out there like "I have five partners!". The fuck you manage that? I can't even manage one friendship without being dumped.
September 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I just don't understand the concept of polycules. Women on dating apps are like talking to surly teenagers giving one word answers and people are out there like "I have five partners!". The fuck you manage that? I can't even manage one friendship without being dumped.
I thought the review embargo being so far ahead of release was a good sign but man these Wolverine reviews are brutal.
On the plus side nobody's talking about constant Captain Planet style lectures from whiny nepo baby Harry Osborne, so it looks like they learned some lessons from Spider-man.
On the plus side nobody's talking about constant Captain Planet style lectures from whiny nepo baby Harry Osborne, so it looks like they learned some lessons from Spider-man.
September 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I thought the review embargo being so far ahead of release was a good sign but man these Wolverine reviews are brutal.
On the plus side nobody's talking about constant Captain Planet style lectures from whiny nepo baby Harry Osborne, so it looks like they learned some lessons from Spider-man.
On the plus side nobody's talking about constant Captain Planet style lectures from whiny nepo baby Harry Osborne, so it looks like they learned some lessons from Spider-man.
I wonder if Trump is going to actually try to rename New Mexico. Until now, it's just been performative. Nobody uses Lake Ontario or Gulf of Mexico for directions, you'd use more precise locations. But an entire US state with two million people with addresses to change is a whole other situation.
September 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I wonder if Trump is going to actually try to rename New Mexico. Until now, it's just been performative. Nobody uses Lake Ontario or Gulf of Mexico for directions, you'd use more precise locations. But an entire US state with two million people with addresses to change is a whole other situation.
For all the times Europeans make fun of how little time off Americans get, you'd think our UK based team would realize it's possible for a laptop to be offline for more than two months due to parental leave and FMLA.
September 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
For all the times Europeans make fun of how little time off Americans get, you'd think our UK based team would realize it's possible for a laptop to be offline for more than two months due to parental leave and FMLA.
This is such an insane way to look at the economy, starting with the fact that nobody retires at 62 anymore.
Dr Oz: "If we can get the average American to feel so healthy, so vital, so with it, that they want to work one extra year, just one extra year -- instead of retiring at 62, they want to go to 63 -- that's worth $1 trillion to our GDP every year"
September 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
This is such an insane way to look at the economy, starting with the fact that nobody retires at 62 anymore.
Oh no. Now what will people use to tell me how to do my job?
ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage
ChatGPT just stopped working
ChatGPT has gone offline in a major outage.
www.independent.co.uk
September 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Oh no. Now what will people use to tell me how to do my job?
This is awfully bloodthirsty talk from the (checks notes) Secretary of the Treasury?
Bessent threatens more assassinations of Iranian officials: "My experience over the past 20 or 30 years is that in general people like having their heads attached to their necks"
September 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This is awfully bloodthirsty talk from the (checks notes) Secretary of the Treasury?
Darline Graham is going to be amazing to watch because she's not even MTG level moon shot. She's never held a political office, apparently never intended to, was given a high ranking seat just to finish out her brother's term, and despite not doing anything in it, decided to run to keep it.
Darline Graham said that because her own parents died when she was a kid, people today shouldn't expect "government health care."
So I dug up the real story of the death of Darline/Lindsey's parents.
It makes a strong case FOR government health care. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2148...
So I dug up the real story of the death of Darline/Lindsey's parents.
It makes a strong case FOR government health care. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2148...
What Darline Graham’s Ugly, Viral Outburst About Death Really Reveals
The senator’s parents died when she was a kid. That’s tragic. But it’s also tragic that she’s against the kind of care that could help untold numbers of people avoid that fate today.
newrepublic.com
August 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Darline Graham is going to be amazing to watch because she's not even MTG level moon shot. She's never held a political office, apparently never intended to, was given a high ranking seat just to finish out her brother's term, and despite not doing anything in it, decided to run to keep it.