Eliška
@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
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Svengoolie regenerating like Dr. Who and now he's played by Bobby Moynihan
Snl Saturday Night Live
ALT: Snl Saturday Night Live
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October 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Svengoolie regenerating like Dr. Who and now he's played by Bobby Moynihan
Musical taste as soft as baby shit. Just like I like it.
October 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Musical taste as soft as baby shit. Just like I like it.
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So we were brainstorming about what the team name could be if Denver ever gets a tgirl baseball team.
I think I solved it:
The Clocky Mountain Oysters
I think I solved it:
The Clocky Mountain Oysters
October 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
So we were brainstorming about what the team name could be if Denver ever gets a tgirl baseball team.
I think I solved it:
The Clocky Mountain Oysters
I think I solved it:
The Clocky Mountain Oysters
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SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!
October 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!
I had a going away lunch with a big Trumper (coworker I was cool with during work hours) right before I left for Denver and as soon as I fuckin left the state, he converted his Facebook page to be full time anti-trans bullshit.
There is NO benefit in being nice to people that want you dead.
There is NO benefit in being nice to people that want you dead.
The best cure for ideological bias is find someone on the other side and go to lunch with them.
Sometimes we disagree about facts. Sometimes we disagree about values. Figuring out which is which is fun part. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/my-libertarian-friends-were-right
Sometimes we disagree about facts. Sometimes we disagree about values. Figuring out which is which is fun part. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/my-libertarian-friends-were-right
October 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I had a going away lunch with a big Trumper (coworker I was cool with during work hours) right before I left for Denver and as soon as I fuckin left the state, he converted his Facebook page to be full time anti-trans bullshit.
There is NO benefit in being nice to people that want you dead.
There is NO benefit in being nice to people that want you dead.
My wife is soooooo beautiful!!!! 😍
We're doing a y2k themed party tonight and it's quite a day for Josie Looks™️
October 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My wife is soooooo beautiful!!!! 😍
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Looking super cute and campy today 🏕️
October 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Looking super cute and campy today 🏕️
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God my wife is so hot
October 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
God my wife is so hot
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Sluggo is never beating the allegations
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 01,1945
October 01,1945
October 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Sluggo is never beating the allegations
I look really fucking stoked, but this table full of apocalypse prepper food I saw at an estate sale today, really bummed me out.
October 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I look really fucking stoked, but this table full of apocalypse prepper food I saw at an estate sale today, really bummed me out.
I'm never beating the "boner for a Hohner" allegations
October 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm never beating the "boner for a Hohner" allegations
Josie is leaving me home alone for 3 days. Worst case scenario it's a Home Alone situation. Best case scenario it's a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets situation.
Heading up into the mountains for a work "camp" retreat just in time for the historic El Niño blizzard to hit.
Worst case scenario it's a Black Phone 2 situation. Best case scenario it's a Camp Miasma situation.
Worst case scenario it's a Black Phone 2 situation. Best case scenario it's a Camp Miasma situation.
September 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Josie is leaving me home alone for 3 days. Worst case scenario it's a Home Alone situation. Best case scenario it's a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets situation.
Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom.
September 30, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Fuck, the dude that quit the rock band Kansas because they weren't Christian enough left and immediately made one of the best Christian rock albums of all time. It's fuckin' all bangers from top to bottom.
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You KNOW Dr. Loomis was lobotomizing the queers while he was watching Michael Myers.
September 30, 2026 at 4:54 AM
You KNOW Dr. Loomis was lobotomizing the queers while he was watching Michael Myers.
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He's back! The only DC in comics that I care about.
September 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
He's back! The only DC in comics that I care about.
It boggles my mind that no one in this thread mentioned "The Swan." Where homely women competed for a full slate of plastic surgeries. It is probably one of the most fucked up shows ever.
To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
‘PRIMETIME’ debuts with $19.2M at the domestic box office.
• Budget: $15M
• 69% of the opening weekend audience was under 30
#Primetime #A24
• Budget: $15M
• 69% of the opening weekend audience was under 30
#Primetime #A24
September 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It boggles my mind that no one in this thread mentioned "The Swan." Where homely women competed for a full slate of plastic surgeries. It is probably one of the most fucked up shows ever.
To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
To be honest, I do dream of winning the lottery so I can "The Swan" all of my trans friends.
While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory:
September 27, 2026 at 8:09 AM
While Josie's been playing Resonant Evil behind me, I've been having a fucking blast with the new Total War WH3 legendary lord Nagash and his ridiculous "sphere grid" lookin' ass tech tree. I rarely pay for any game or DLC full price anymore but I've been salivating for this one. Behold it's glory:
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I love that Phoebe Bridgers gives Primetime the full Will Smith treatment including a song about the plot of the movie as the credits music.
Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
ALT: Primetime trailer GIFs of Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen
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September 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I love that Phoebe Bridgers gives Primetime the full Will Smith treatment including a song about the plot of the movie as the credits music.
If I never played Girl Control, should I play Boy Control?
September 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
If I never played Girl Control, should I play Boy Control?
Never shaking those fascist allegations with her half assed Baroness cosplay.
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Never shaking those fascist allegations with her half assed Baroness cosplay.
This happened to me during my first week of presenting femme at work... I guess I'm saying, don't transition in October....
got the first "it isnt halloween yet" street harassment of the season. so it begins 🫠🫠
September 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This happened to me during my first week of presenting femme at work... I guess I'm saying, don't transition in October....
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Mark Rober taking a break from teaching kids how cool it is to be a military contractor to show kids how cool it is to work in casino security
September 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Mark Rober taking a break from teaching kids how cool it is to be a military contractor to show kids how cool it is to work in casino security
I've played Total War: Warhammer 1, 2 and 3. Now that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is coming out, do I need to play the other 39,996?
September 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I've played Total War: Warhammer 1, 2 and 3. Now that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is coming out, do I need to play the other 39,996?
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Looking for the best green chile restaurant is like looking for the best theater to watch WW84
Do you like green chile? I mean, do you really like green chile? Then you're living at the correct elevation: westword.com/food-drink/best-green-chile-denver-40935741/
September 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Looking for the best green chile restaurant is like looking for the best theater to watch WW84