Nick Turner
nickturner13.bsky.social
Nick Turner
@nickturner13.bsky.social
Failed Rock Star. Gregarious. Diffident. Walking Contradiction. If the child inside you has died, you are already dead. #LFC
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So there's a bandcamp integration here - here's an album me and a mate made in 2006 and remade in recent years.

duodenumband.bandcamp.com/album/anomal...
Anomalies, by dUOdENUM
12 track album
duodenumband.bandcamp.com
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The most “metal” photo you’ll see all day. (Pic credit: Nick Bull)
June 23, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Just seen Masters of the Universe. Loved it! Very silly fun. Bit too long but apart from that, was great.
June 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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May 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This Rico chap is very impressive.
May 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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The AI bubble as an interpretive dance
May 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Few years ago there was a great stat, back when Watkins was at Brentford. Top forward pressing actions was of course the great Bobby Firmino. 2nd...Watkins. Wanted him since then really. He'd be a lot better option than Gakpo for sure.
May 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I like Slot as a guy. Feel like it'd be great to sit down for a few beers and talk football with him. But he's not the right man for Liverpool anymore.
May 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Energy Vampire.
May 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Shite.
May 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Alexis Mac Allister assisting Alexander Isak is the first time a Liverpool player has assisted a teammate with the same first four letters of their first name since Luis Alberto set up Luis Suárez v Tottenham in December 2013.

Don't say you weren't dying to know.
April 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🤭
April 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Virgil!
April 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Time to shine, Freddie.
April 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
lol spurs
April 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Yeah seems fine
April 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
April 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Cracking own goal by Porto.
April 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Could be worse, could be better...
April 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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April 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Wordle 1,744 3/6

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Lol
March 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
God bless America, who stuff their faces with twinkies, hotdogs, and chocolate that tastes like sick.
March 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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So the question that the press needs to be asking here is “who are you talking to in Iran, considering the only authority figure you didn’t already kill, is saying it’s not him.”
It’s becoming obvious Trump was selling a fantasy about Iran talks going well, or even happening at all.

He backed down at the eleventh hour from a global disaster he created.
March 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Great stuff from Kerkez.
March 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Bobby's song rings out... 🥹
March 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Has that dude just ripped his thumb open on the metal hoarding? That's mad
March 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM