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shit from ass. He\Him
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Watching The Wire for the first time, and I like how the show is incredibly grounded, until suddenly they add this guy who feels like he’s from a comic book. Like, this is a guy Batman would have interactions with.
October 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
it should not be one hundred fucking degrees in October. the sun sets at like 630pm and im outside sweating my ass off in the heat. this is fucked
October 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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October 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
October 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Saving Up A Valuable Load. Kozue Hirayama
October 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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intellectually i know northernlion is rich because he’s on a disney cruise every third week of the month but somehow the comment that got me was him saying after a week of beard growth that it’s time to go to the barber to shape it
October 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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irst time ai prompter 😅 took a stab at generating a northernlion stream, mixed results but the visual clarity cannot be denied even though its a bit uncanny. not sure abut the banter though what is he saying lol
October 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This is horseshit
October 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.)

MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
October 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Is this good?
October 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Part of Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo was filmed here
October 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hate when they're mean to Togusa in Ghost in the Shell
October 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
October 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
techcrunch.com
October 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I need to quit my job. This shit is driving me insane
October 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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cha cha slide ass controls
Me: "Piloting a spider tank probably feels good as fuck"
Ghost in the Shell PS1:
September 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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FRODO: They're called "chastity cages".
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
September 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
September
September 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this
September 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Costco brought back the churro and I saw multiple people ordering double digit amounts of them.
September 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM