Low Cognitive Ability Agent
@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social
You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.
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Computer, load “cure_for_anxiety.exe” and execute
September 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Computer, load “cure_for_anxiety.exe” and execute
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
September 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
It’s a perfectly fine song? It’s not as good as any song from Kacey musgraves new album but it’s like a serviceable pop country song and I’m not surprised it’s as huge as it is. But yeah sure everyone who likes it is a soulless, mindless sheep who voted for trump, why not
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It’s a perfectly fine song? It’s not as good as any song from Kacey musgraves new album but it’s like a serviceable pop country song and I’m not surprised it’s as huge as it is. But yeah sure everyone who likes it is a soulless, mindless sheep who voted for trump, why not
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Wait I’m this dumb with two brains? Fuck.
September 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Wait I’m this dumb with two brains? Fuck.
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September 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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SCP-8874 - "Swing Voters"
CONTAINMENT CLASS: UNCONTAINED
DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI
RISK CLASS: DANGER
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September 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
SCP-8874 - "Swing Voters"
CONTAINMENT CLASS: UNCONTAINED
DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI
RISK CLASS: DANGER
CONTAINMENT CLASS: UNCONTAINED
DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI
RISK CLASS: DANGER
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We'll never beat the GOAT
September 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
We'll never beat the GOAT
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Gerry Adams, just off screen:
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Gerry Adams, just off screen:
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Reading the last five chapters of The End of History and the Last Man be like:
September 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Reading the last five chapters of The End of History and the Last Man be like:
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Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
September 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Paratroopers in 1944: “look out Hitler, here we come”
Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
September 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Paratroopers in 1944: “look out Hitler, here we come”
Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
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The New Republic has a great series, Right Now with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social, that's been revisiting summer 2020, "woke 1.0," and calls to shrink the police. Catch convos with @devawo.bsky.social, yrs trly, and @alexvitale.bsky.social on Substack: newrepublic.substack.com/s/right-now-...
Great conversation with @michellesphelps.bsky.social about why Minneapolis has become a center for 2020s activism and the problem of progressives/Democrats distancing themselves from the 2020 protests. newrepublic.com/article/2146...
Transcript: Why Minneapolis Has Become the Center of 2020s Politics
Author Michelle Phelps explains why Minneapolis has been at the center of recent racial justice movements.
newrepublic.com
September 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The New Republic has a great series, Right Now with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social, that's been revisiting summer 2020, "woke 1.0," and calls to shrink the police. Catch convos with @devawo.bsky.social, yrs trly, and @alexvitale.bsky.social on Substack: newrepublic.substack.com/s/right-now-...
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in 1989 francis fukuyama invented the clickbait title and has been punished for his sins ever since
August 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
in 1989 francis fukuyama invented the clickbait title and has been punished for his sins ever since
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Ten people who were deported and taken to Liberia this month described a harrowing journey that included months in detention in the U.S. before being sent to nations where they had no ties. All of them said they experienced or witnessed what they described as abusive or violent treatment by ICE.
Deportees Sent to Liberia Recount Harrowing Details of U.S. Expulsion and Treatment by ICE
Ten deportees said they experienced or witnessed what they called abusive or violent treatment by ICE. They spent months in detention, they said, before being sent to nations where they had no ties.
nyti.ms
August 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ten people who were deported and taken to Liberia this month described a harrowing journey that included months in detention in the U.S. before being sent to nations where they had no ties. All of them said they experienced or witnessed what they described as abusive or violent treatment by ICE.
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"the patient was hospitalized with an acute case of groupchat-itis"
the group chats convinced basically every ceo in america that the trump coalition was going to last forever and they should publicly align themselves with its worst excesses
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One of several reasons not to participate in public corruption schemes since eventually the other party will return to power. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
August 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"the patient was hospitalized with an acute case of groupchat-itis"
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Tremendous “Adult Content” warning here
August 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Tremendous “Adult Content” warning here
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My paper w/ @robmickey.bsky.social & @dziblatt.bsky.social--on how Black migration via the Great Migration led northern cities to replace mayors with appointed city managers--has found a home at Journal of Historical Political Economy (JHPE)
ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
August 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
My paper w/ @robmickey.bsky.social & @dziblatt.bsky.social--on how Black migration via the Great Migration led northern cities to replace mayors with appointed city managers--has found a home at Journal of Historical Political Economy (JHPE)
ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
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the FiDi tomorrow afternoon
August 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
the FiDi tomorrow afternoon
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I wrote a(nother) thing! This time it is about how no amount of military technical excellence can salvage a situation where political leadership has, in their abject strategic incompetence, demanded the military accomplish an impossible mission.
Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
The U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in Iran
Tactical excellence can never salvage strategic incompetence.
foreignpolicy.com
August 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I wrote a(nother) thing! This time it is about how no amount of military technical excellence can salvage a situation where political leadership has, in their abject strategic incompetence, demanded the military accomplish an impossible mission.
Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
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New post: how to visualize millions of parcels on a map.
Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map.
Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2.
Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...
Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map.
Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2.
Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...
August 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
New post: how to visualize millions of parcels on a map.
Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map.
Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2.
Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...
Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map.
Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2.
Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...