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Nikki is Tired
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Disabled queer indigenous auntie. Art when my hands and eyes cooperate, pro-wrestling shitposts and pictures of my possum army when my brain can't do art and I'm salty about it.
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So pre-order my book, and show the major publishers that a tranwoman author can write about anything, not just her trauma (and just in time for the entire economy to collapse!)
The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World
How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World
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February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I mean from everything I've heard they're both infamous among their peers for being smug, petty assholes with absurd egos and short fuses who think starting the kind of stupid drama most people outgrow by 7th grade is some kind of mastermind backstage political strategy, sooo...
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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This comic just HITS. I hope it's okay that I dubbed it!
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thought I could have a productive low spoons day and the universe laughed at my audacity. Cords for my scented wax warmer & fan were crossed JUST right so that the warmer fell when I put the fan BACK after a quick clean, not when I took it down, & the putty knife for my E6K is missing 🙃
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Feel like reheated roadkill but it's clinic day and my skirt has pockets
September 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Feel like reheated roadkill but it's clinic day and my skirt has pockets
September 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Size diff 😱.
August 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Good morning 🌞
August 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I'm cold & tired & extremely aware that the gloves/hoodie/accidentally oversaturated color refresh are all giving 2005 vibes but hey, I'm still alive
February 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hear the faint sound of velcro pulling apart every few hours but like five things on this wall are mounted with velcro command strips and none have shifted enough for me to know which one might fall yet (fingers crossed it's maskhausen for minimum fall damage)
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
might have gone a little overboard with the texturizing razor doing a split end trim yesterday, but after a month of "have I spontaneously developed psoriasis around my left eye or is that side of my face just MORE mad about my dry skin than the other?" I can fill my brows again.

hurrah?
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…

THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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“We are working with president Trump”

Thats it, Tiktok is not reliable anymore.
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Almost every job I've ever had no longer exists. Retail locations that closed, companies that were bought out, businesses that changed direction/relocated/etc.

The only ones still open are local businesses that paid minimum wage or are only open seasonally, couldn't live off any of them alone.
"It sure seems dumb of tiktok influencers to pin their livelihoods on an internet platform that could get taken down arbitrarily" this is how literally every job works
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I finished the two day ordeal of giving Molly a pedicure last night, after which she needed a solid 45min of floor snuggles & a bed with her favorite toys to recover from the emotional trauma

Haven't slept in three days bc lumbar-sacral stenosis & dog grooming don't mix but she's comfy at least
January 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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psyched to tell my friends I saw some hot flashes today
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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In 1922 Alfred Stieglitz made a series of photographs of cloudy skies, calling them Equivalents because they matched an emotion or mood he was feeling.

This is my Equivalent for today.
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
December 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Share a wrestling photo that brings you joy 🤼‍♂️
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Mini fridge has been overdue for a defrost since like august but every time my mom had a day off to help I've felt like shit. It's been in the tub for like 8+ hours and I'm out of patience wish me luck as I do the dumb thing
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM