| cosmologist at Duke University
| member of @LSSTDESC @Roman
| did physics @XENONexperiment
| loves plots, coats, and The Wire
| opinions mine
(Respectfully)
I have so many lamps, plugins etc it’s embarrassing at this point.
But in any case I just bought a new lamp and it’s so freaking gorgeous I caaaaaant
I have so many lamps, plugins etc it’s embarrassing at this point.
But in any case I just bought a new lamp and it’s so freaking gorgeous I caaaaaant
This means I have made significant contributions to the collaboration I am in position to be added to every publication from now on (with certain caveats)
This means I have made significant contributions to the collaboration I am in position to be added to every publication from now on (with certain caveats)
Join us in Minnesota or virtually for a plethora of scientific Python talks, including the Physics and Astronomy track 👀 see the full schedule at scipy2026.scipy.org/schedule
You can sign up here 👉 ti.to/scipy/scipy2026
Join us in Minnesota or virtually for a plethora of scientific Python talks, including the Physics and Astronomy track 👀 see the full schedule at scipy2026.scipy.org/schedule
You can sign up here 👉 ti.to/scipy/scipy2026
Check out how baryons and nonlinear galaxy bias (and scales) impact the 3x2pt analysis in the LSST scenario
arxiv.org/abs/2606.10679
Check out how baryons and nonlinear galaxy bias (and scales) impact the 3x2pt analysis in the LSST scenario
arxiv.org/abs/2606.10679
If someone had told me I’d be into a book about shipping and maritime stuff, man…
He was such a master of narrative nonfiction that he can make any subject fascinating.
If someone had told me I’d be into a book about shipping and maritime stuff, man…
He was such a master of narrative nonfiction that he can make any subject fascinating.
For me it’s always an excuse to pull this gem out
Also: RIP Andre. What an actor he was. Pembleton forever!
youtu.be/xYOK-2Q75wE?...
For me it’s always an excuse to pull this gem out
Also: RIP Andre. What an actor he was. Pembleton forever!
youtu.be/xYOK-2Q75wE?...
I’m incredibly honored that the SciPy organizers think derivkit is worthy of a talk!
Thank you, SciPy team 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I’m incredibly honored that the SciPy organizers think derivkit is worthy of a talk!
Thank you, SciPy team 🥹🥹🥹🥹
• Dark Universe - May 10
• Quantum Gravity & Quantum Chaos - May 10
• Scientific ML - May 15
• Dark Universe - May 10
• Quantum Gravity & Quantum Chaos - May 10
• Scientific ML - May 15
Blinding in cosmology is especially challenging: unlike particle physics, our signal is statistical, subtle, and extracted through a long inference chain.
Excited to share the official LSST DESC tool for blind analyses:
arxiv.org/abs/2604.18111
Blinding in cosmology is especially challenging: unlike particle physics, our signal is statistical, subtle, and extracted through a long inference chain.
Excited to share the official LSST DESC tool for blind analyses:
arxiv.org/abs/2604.18111
Hurry up!
events.perimeterinstitute.ca/event/1924/
Hurry up!
events.perimeterinstitute.ca/event/1924/
Matthijs: pristine, elegant, mathematically flawless
Niko: “okay but imagine the posterior is a traffic cone…”
Somehow… we are both correct 🤣🤣
Matthijs: pristine, elegant, mathematically flawless
Niko: “okay but imagine the posterior is a traffic cone…”
Somehow… we are both correct 🤣🤣
This is NOT alright alright alright
I’m really upset
This is NOT alright alright alright
I’m really upset
They can reveal tensions or inconsistencies that may motivate extensions to the model — but that’s not the same as discovering new physics.
Cmon my man, tone that down
They can reveal tensions or inconsistencies that may motivate extensions to the model — but that’s not the same as discovering new physics.
Cmon my man, tone that down
Funny coincidence is that I chose to wear one of my arXiv shirts (which are top quality btw! Hoodies as well, highly recommend)
Funny coincidence is that I chose to wear one of my arXiv shirts (which are top quality btw! Hoodies as well, highly recommend)
4th paper fresh on the @arxiv.bsky.social this year 🥳🥳🥳
arxiv.org/pdf/2603.09973
4th paper fresh on the @arxiv.bsky.social this year 🥳🥳🥳
arxiv.org/pdf/2603.09973