@noasmblyreqired.bsky.social
The number of cars that DON'T seem to understand how right-of-way works at at 4 way stop is ALARMING.
First to arrive goes first; if tied yield to the right and straight beats left turns.
That's it.
Meanwhile, y'all out here driving like you bribed the driving test proctor 4 the pass.
First to arrive goes first; if tied yield to the right and straight beats left turns.
That's it.
Meanwhile, y'all out here driving like you bribed the driving test proctor 4 the pass.
October 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The number of cars that DON'T seem to understand how right-of-way works at at 4 way stop is ALARMING.
First to arrive goes first; if tied yield to the right and straight beats left turns.
That's it.
Meanwhile, y'all out here driving like you bribed the driving test proctor 4 the pass.
First to arrive goes first; if tied yield to the right and straight beats left turns.
That's it.
Meanwhile, y'all out here driving like you bribed the driving test proctor 4 the pass.
Today I set up a local Active Directory Doman Service lab using Hyper-V. Created a client and server VM, set up accounts(Admin and user), verified internet access, & now it's time to eat dinner.
Im feeling pretty accomplished right now. Repeating until I can do it without a tutorial.
Im feeling pretty accomplished right now. Repeating until I can do it without a tutorial.
September 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Today I set up a local Active Directory Doman Service lab using Hyper-V. Created a client and server VM, set up accounts(Admin and user), verified internet access, & now it's time to eat dinner.
Im feeling pretty accomplished right now. Repeating until I can do it without a tutorial.
Im feeling pretty accomplished right now. Repeating until I can do it without a tutorial.
I'll always hit that *donate now button* when #Wikipedia starts pressin me.
$3.10 out the door.
One of a few organizations that I don't think twice about donating to.
$3.10 out the door.
One of a few organizations that I don't think twice about donating to.
September 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I'll always hit that *donate now button* when #Wikipedia starts pressin me.
$3.10 out the door.
One of a few organizations that I don't think twice about donating to.
$3.10 out the door.
One of a few organizations that I don't think twice about donating to.
I was going to say something that's clever, interesting, & humorous and then the sleep deprivation wiped that out. This is such a bummer maaannn
August 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I was going to say something that's clever, interesting, & humorous and then the sleep deprivation wiped that out. This is such a bummer maaannn
What is it with you people and telling me that I'm "picky" or "paranoid" or "unrealistic" for having the desire to not only prevent bugs from entering the room in which I sleep but killing or relocating them on sight when/if found?
This... This sounds like basic humanity imo.
This... This sounds like basic humanity imo.
August 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
What is it with you people and telling me that I'm "picky" or "paranoid" or "unrealistic" for having the desire to not only prevent bugs from entering the room in which I sleep but killing or relocating them on sight when/if found?
This... This sounds like basic humanity imo.
This... This sounds like basic humanity imo.
I forgot I have people. That's what happens when I throw all my energy into 1 person. We'll do better next time.
August 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I forgot I have people. That's what happens when I throw all my energy into 1 person. We'll do better next time.
One of my largest character flaws is that I'll spend 3 hours trying to optimize a 30 minute task so that it'll take less than 30 minutes to perform that task next time.
Is it REALLY a flaw though? Situation dependent, imo.
Is it REALLY a flaw though? Situation dependent, imo.
August 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One of my largest character flaws is that I'll spend 3 hours trying to optimize a 30 minute task so that it'll take less than 30 minutes to perform that task next time.
Is it REALLY a flaw though? Situation dependent, imo.
Is it REALLY a flaw though? Situation dependent, imo.
Save yourself some heartache, frustration, and disappointment.
ALWAYS look for dimensions when ordering any product online.
ALWAYS look for dimensions when ordering any product online.
July 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Save yourself some heartache, frustration, and disappointment.
ALWAYS look for dimensions when ordering any product online.
ALWAYS look for dimensions when ordering any product online.
Why do I dislike the word "potty" so much? Something about it feels so juvenile, unrefined, and... Immature? Feels, being the operative word here.
I'm hearing it 500x/day as a parent to a toddler & I just don't like it.
Pee isn't much better and I'd much rather hear that instead of potty.
/rant
I'm hearing it 500x/day as a parent to a toddler & I just don't like it.
Pee isn't much better and I'd much rather hear that instead of potty.
/rant
July 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Why do I dislike the word "potty" so much? Something about it feels so juvenile, unrefined, and... Immature? Feels, being the operative word here.
I'm hearing it 500x/day as a parent to a toddler & I just don't like it.
Pee isn't much better and I'd much rather hear that instead of potty.
/rant
I'm hearing it 500x/day as a parent to a toddler & I just don't like it.
Pee isn't much better and I'd much rather hear that instead of potty.
/rant
Yesterday I learned my child either HATES when I, specifically, give him a bath or doesn't understand that stop and splash are two VERY different words.
July 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yesterday I learned my child either HATES when I, specifically, give him a bath or doesn't understand that stop and splash are two VERY different words.
When a 3 year old makes you see red, you know you're not in a good place.
July 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
When a 3 year old makes you see red, you know you're not in a good place.
Remotes should be any easily visible color and preferably a bright, holy shit is it the sun, hunter orange/yellow(hunters don't do yellow and whut?! It's my narrative).
Tired of losing this friggin thing.
Tired of losing this friggin thing.
June 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Remotes should be any easily visible color and preferably a bright, holy shit is it the sun, hunter orange/yellow(hunters don't do yellow and whut?! It's my narrative).
Tired of losing this friggin thing.
Tired of losing this friggin thing.
@homedepotofficial.bsky.social
Fiscal Q4 net earnings = 2.8B
What amount did you put into your mobile app? Leafy greens? Thoughts n prayers?
Optimize it. Stat.
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Laggy like we on 56k too.
Receipt included.
Fiscal Q4 net earnings = 2.8B
What amount did you put into your mobile app? Leafy greens? Thoughts n prayers?
Optimize it. Stat.
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Laggy like we on 56k too.
Receipt included.
June 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
@homedepotofficial.bsky.social
Fiscal Q4 net earnings = 2.8B
What amount did you put into your mobile app? Leafy greens? Thoughts n prayers?
Optimize it. Stat.
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Laggy like we on 56k too.
Receipt included.
Fiscal Q4 net earnings = 2.8B
What amount did you put into your mobile app? Leafy greens? Thoughts n prayers?
Optimize it. Stat.
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Laggy like we on 56k too.
Receipt included.
Anything over 5 hours feels like a luxury with a toddler in my bed.
May 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Anything over 5 hours feels like a luxury with a toddler in my bed.
Frfr man, didn't try calling me negative because you were about to do something and I played that tape through to an end you hadn't thought of.
That's called foresight, not negativity ya fuckin chiwawa foreskin.
That's called foresight, not negativity ya fuckin chiwawa foreskin.
April 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Frfr man, didn't try calling me negative because you were about to do something and I played that tape through to an end you hadn't thought of.
That's called foresight, not negativity ya fuckin chiwawa foreskin.
That's called foresight, not negativity ya fuckin chiwawa foreskin.
Can't be helpful to people that don't see a problem
April 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Can't be helpful to people that don't see a problem
I'm looking around for fucking cheetahs n antelope rn. Feeling like I'm in the got damn Serengeti.
55% humidity @ 68⁰ in this house.
55% humidity @ 68⁰ in this house.
April 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I'm looking around for fucking cheetahs n antelope rn. Feeling like I'm in the got damn Serengeti.
55% humidity @ 68⁰ in this house.
55% humidity @ 68⁰ in this house.
Wayyyyy too many Amazon reviews read exactly like this
"1 ⭐ trash product. Disappointed in the size of the product because I didn't do my due diligence when buying it so now I'm hurting the sellers reputation."
"1 ⭐ trash product. Disappointed in the size of the product because I didn't do my due diligence when buying it so now I'm hurting the sellers reputation."
February 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Wayyyyy too many Amazon reviews read exactly like this
"1 ⭐ trash product. Disappointed in the size of the product because I didn't do my due diligence when buying it so now I'm hurting the sellers reputation."
"1 ⭐ trash product. Disappointed in the size of the product because I didn't do my due diligence when buying it so now I'm hurting the sellers reputation."
Do you know what it's like to rarely feel safe?
Trauma, I know, is the reason for this. Intellectual understanding of this issue feels like a logical fallacy.
A smoke screen, really.
I get it and I'm paralyzed by fear of a better life.
Trauma, I know, is the reason for this. Intellectual understanding of this issue feels like a logical fallacy.
A smoke screen, really.
I get it and I'm paralyzed by fear of a better life.
February 19, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Do you know what it's like to rarely feel safe?
Trauma, I know, is the reason for this. Intellectual understanding of this issue feels like a logical fallacy.
A smoke screen, really.
I get it and I'm paralyzed by fear of a better life.
Trauma, I know, is the reason for this. Intellectual understanding of this issue feels like a logical fallacy.
A smoke screen, really.
I get it and I'm paralyzed by fear of a better life.
Can we just... Not, with this daylight savings time bullshit?
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Can we just... Not, with this daylight savings time bullshit?
Y'all need ta quit placing seams from top to bottom on the front of men's underwear.
DO NONE OF THESE COMPANIES PERFORM QA?
DO NONE OF THESE COMPANIES PERFORM QA?
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Y'all need ta quit placing seams from top to bottom on the front of men's underwear.
DO NONE OF THESE COMPANIES PERFORM QA?
DO NONE OF THESE COMPANIES PERFORM QA?
Don't wanna share your food?
Many times, hot sauce is the solution.
Many times, hot sauce is the solution.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don't wanna share your food?
Many times, hot sauce is the solution.
Many times, hot sauce is the solution.
These companies need to stop making briefs with a seam going from top to bottom directly in the middle of the front of the underwear.
That's previously where the head is. Then I gotta shift it so it's not bring irritated all day BY THE SEAM IN THE UNDERWEAR.
How does this get past QC?
That's previously where the head is. Then I gotta shift it so it's not bring irritated all day BY THE SEAM IN THE UNDERWEAR.
How does this get past QC?
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
These companies need to stop making briefs with a seam going from top to bottom directly in the middle of the front of the underwear.
That's previously where the head is. Then I gotta shift it so it's not bring irritated all day BY THE SEAM IN THE UNDERWEAR.
How does this get past QC?
That's previously where the head is. Then I gotta shift it so it's not bring irritated all day BY THE SEAM IN THE UNDERWEAR.
How does this get past QC?
Counting with my 2 year old
Me - "what comes after ten buddy?"
Him - "PICKLES!"
Fair enough.
Me - "what comes after ten buddy?"
Him - "PICKLES!"
Fair enough.
August 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Counting with my 2 year old
Me - "what comes after ten buddy?"
Him - "PICKLES!"
Fair enough.
Me - "what comes after ten buddy?"
Him - "PICKLES!"
Fair enough.