LL Cool Bean
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I am stealing TVs from an office park. The geese and the cops honk in gruesome harmony
@reverenddan.bsky.social it’s Sierra The Loaf’s birthday — a glorious 31!
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@reverenddan.bsky.social it’s Sierra The Loaf’s birthday — a glorious 31!
Does tofu suck or nah? I’m thinkin it sucks
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Does tofu suck or nah? I’m thinkin it sucks
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The feminine urge to blast a big hot load of biscuits into the oven, impregnating it
February 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The feminine urge to blast a big hot load of biscuits into the oven, impregnating it
Turning up my library subscription
February 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Turning up my library subscription
God got so rich betting on McCartney
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
God got so rich betting on McCartney
Every single one of my skeets can be sung along to a song by Train. This one is their zeppelin covers record
February 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Every single one of my skeets can be sung along to a song by Train. This one is their zeppelin covers record
If you really cared about me you would make me that good sauce that you make and apologize
February 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you really cared about me you would make me that good sauce that you make and apologize
There is a line between cowboy thoughts and the other thing. It’s made of ghee
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There is a line between cowboy thoughts and the other thing. It’s made of ghee
The feminine urge to blast a big hot load of biscuits into the oven, impregnating it
February 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The feminine urge to blast a big hot load of biscuits into the oven, impregnating it
Got abducted by Armenian party chillers, had an amazing time, losing at Balatro in the Uber home
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Got abducted by Armenian party chillers, had an amazing time, losing at Balatro in the Uber home
Winning my first game of Balatro in traffic court
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Winning my first game of Balatro in traffic court
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UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial
Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?
Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?
January 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial
Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?
Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?
Turns out wearing a cone on your head is a rly good way to make friends
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Turns out wearing a cone on your head is a rly good way to make friends
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The only thing cooler than getting a good nights sleep is not doing that and instead inhaling skeets like a gremlin
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 PM
The only thing cooler than getting a good nights sleep is not doing that and instead inhaling skeets like a gremlin
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
Thinking of inventing a new kind of way to murder hundreds of thousands of people yearly… let’s call it, hmm… “Fiduciary Responsibility” yeah this is a great idea nobody’s ever thought of or done yet
December 5, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Thinking of inventing a new kind of way to murder hundreds of thousands of people yearly… let’s call it, hmm… “Fiduciary Responsibility” yeah this is a great idea nobody’s ever thought of or done yet
Counting my toes after an Incident with the roomba
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Counting my toes after an Incident with the roomba
Thinking about the time I got SO mad at Adam Levine for existing after I saw this picture
December 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Thinking about the time I got SO mad at Adam Levine for existing after I saw this picture
WAFFLE HOUSE IS THE BEST RESTAURANT IN AMERICA
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
WAFFLE HOUSE IS THE BEST RESTAURANT IN AMERICA
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when you hear a song with the word "hero" in it you should just assume the singer was thinking of a sandwich
November 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
when you hear a song with the word "hero" in it you should just assume the singer was thinking of a sandwich
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to put yourmicrowave in the freezer
November 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to put yourmicrowave in the freezer
Separating art from artist is bogus because wtf is "ist"
November 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Separating art from artist is bogus because wtf is "ist"
You can just bring food a lot more places than you think. Airport security doesn’t care at all when your backpack is full of burgers, it turns out
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
You can just bring food a lot more places than you think. Airport security doesn’t care at all when your backpack is full of burgers, it turns out