Nonprehension
@nonprehension.bsky.social
Animal control abolitionist.
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All views posted here reflect those of my employer. All posts constitute legal and financial advice.
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The CFPB should have the power to issue memecoins like this and if you buy them you are put into an adult conservatorship
Well you just wouldn’t want this administration linked with Satanic child sacrifice
The second-most powerful man at the Trump State Department put the brakes on a U.S. international exhibit featuring a bull statue because he worried it might look like Baal, a pagan god some associate with Satanic child sacrifice.
Baal out: Top diplomat's worry about pagan god elicits eye rolls
A top State Department official showed unusual interest in an art exhibit.
www.axios.com
September 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Well you just wouldn’t want this administration linked with Satanic child sacrifice
Cahokia Trump: BUILD THE MOUND
September 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Cahokia Trump: BUILD THE MOUND
Sadly this is impossible to build today due to zoning laws
July 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sadly this is impossible to build today due to zoning laws
Banished from the kingdom for basically no reason
July 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Banished from the kingdom for basically no reason
Conservatives on the Hill shocked by man who disappears and reappears seemingly at random. Said one: “Where did he go?”
June 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Conservatives on the Hill shocked by man who disappears and reappears seemingly at random. Said one: “Where did he go?”
Apparently this is all the votes that were cast today and there wont be anymore
June 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Apparently this is all the votes that were cast today and there wont be anymore
you need to be mule-maxing. you need to be winning 80% of mail votes. you need massive new ballot drops every hour.
last few vote drops looking good for Steyer...they tried to bury us, aTomics...but they didn't know we were moles
June 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
you need to be mule-maxing. you need to be winning 80% of mail votes. you need massive new ballot drops every hour.
May 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Somehow John F. Kennedy returned
John F. Kennedy secures one of the two runoff spots in the Republican primary for lieutenant governor of Georgia.
Former state Sen. John Flanders Kennedy, that is.
Former state Sen. John Flanders Kennedy, that is.
May 20, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Somehow John F. Kennedy returned
Due to my above-average credit score, I have been appointed to the FOMC
May 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Due to my above-average credit score, I have been appointed to the FOMC
Finally, somebody making some sense on this website.
PREAMBLE
I, A FORMERLY COMPLIANT MEMBER OF THE GLOBALIST CONSUMER CLASS, HEREBY RENOUNCE ALL PRIOR ALLEGIANCES TO TURBOTAX, STRIPE CHECKOUT, AND THE EUROPEAN UNION’S COUNCIL DIRECTIVE 2006/112/EC.
I, A FORMERLY COMPLIANT MEMBER OF THE GLOBALIST CONSUMER CLASS, HEREBY RENOUNCE ALL PRIOR ALLEGIANCES TO TURBOTAX, STRIPE CHECKOUT, AND THE EUROPEAN UNION’S COUNCIL DIRECTIVE 2006/112/EC.
May 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Finally, somebody making some sense on this website.
Who will be the next STURGEON GENERAL?
April 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Who will be the next STURGEON GENERAL?
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW: Elon sends me $420 daily (“for epic lolz 😆”) as long as I keep my follow count at *exactly* 69.
April 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW: Elon sends me $420 daily (“for epic lolz 😆”) as long as I keep my follow count at *exactly* 69.
Submitting an inimicus brief to the scoundrels at the courthouse
April 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Submitting an inimicus brief to the scoundrels at the courthouse
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what the fuck y'all know about Mormdep floorfights.substack.com/p/introducin...
Introducing: Mormdep
"Mormon Depolarization", and the race to win Utah
floorfights.substack.com
April 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
what the fuck y'all know about Mormdep floorfights.substack.com/p/introducin...
It all used to be about the Ohio River Valley. Now you seldom hear of it.
Makes you wonder what’s next…
Makes you wonder what’s next…
April 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It all used to be about the Ohio River Valley. Now you seldom hear of it.
Makes you wonder what’s next…
Makes you wonder what’s next…
I’ve logged over 10,000 hours on Squash Simulator. You must be out of your gourd if you think you’ll stump me with a mere delicata.
April 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’ve logged over 10,000 hours on Squash Simulator. You must be out of your gourd if you think you’ll stump me with a mere delicata.
I’m thinking “yes”
April 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I’m thinking “yes”
They made airplane air vents weaker but nobody is talking about this
April 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
They made airplane air vents weaker but nobody is talking about this
HUGE WIN: Thanks to President Trump’s leadership the Strait of Hormuz has been DOUBLE-BLOCKADED for the first time ever! 🇺🇸 💪
So it’s… double closed?
US will blockade the SoH
April 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
HUGE WIN: Thanks to President Trump’s leadership the Strait of Hormuz has been DOUBLE-BLOCKADED for the first time ever! 🇺🇸 💪
I hate annoying spam texts like this 🙄
Iran has launched a campaign dubbed “Janfada” (“Sacrificing Life”) to recruit volunteers to fight U.S. forces, amid reports the. U.S. may be considering a ground operation, according to a text message sent to mobile users in Iran.-WSJ
March 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I hate annoying spam texts like this 🙄