Noodleshop
@noodleshop.bsky.social
Elaine from Friends
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Noodle goes by Noodle
Who needs comfort shows?
Give me discomfort shows
Give me discomfort shows
July 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Who needs comfort shows?
Give me discomfort shows
Give me discomfort shows
The air has changed
The acoustics changed
The lack of sound a constant reminder of you
The acoustics changed
The lack of sound a constant reminder of you
July 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The air has changed
The acoustics changed
The lack of sound a constant reminder of you
The acoustics changed
The lack of sound a constant reminder of you
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I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.
I like this. Go on, let's get a few more: what's your low stakes conspiracy theory?
My low key conspiracy theory is that HD is basically what normal TV used to be, and normal TV has been deliberately downgraded.
June 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.
The problem with depicting moose in video games is they're always portrayed as neutral local fauna and not the horrific immortal cryptid beasts they truly are.
June 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The problem with depicting moose in video games is they're always portrayed as neutral local fauna and not the horrific immortal cryptid beasts they truly are.
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To the gamers streamers devs voice actors sports fans & more… let’s #ENDALZ! VoiceAPalooza is ON! Let’s have fun for funds & drop the gloves on Alzheimer’s Disease together! Share, donate, be a bright light in this world! tiltify.com/+wes-johnson... @alzassociation.bsky.social @falloutforhope.com
June 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
To the gamers streamers devs voice actors sports fans & more… let’s #ENDALZ! VoiceAPalooza is ON! Let’s have fun for funds & drop the gloves on Alzheimer’s Disease together! Share, donate, be a bright light in this world! tiltify.com/+wes-johnson... @alzassociation.bsky.social @falloutforhope.com
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Liberals would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy
June 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Liberals would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy
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a common trap is trying to make vampire the masquerade high fantasy sexual intrigue when in reality the most grounded approach to vtm is to make it basically the exact same as The Wire except with vampires and mages and werewolves
June 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
a common trap is trying to make vampire the masquerade high fantasy sexual intrigue when in reality the most grounded approach to vtm is to make it basically the exact same as The Wire except with vampires and mages and werewolves
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well, here's a nice metaphor as we work on dreaming the next chapter after this one:
June 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
well, here's a nice metaphor as we work on dreaming the next chapter after this one:
To see the Antichrist, simply look in the eyes of an Evangelical
May 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
To see the Antichrist, simply look in the eyes of an Evangelical
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Let Star Wars die.
Kill it if you have to.
Kill it if you have to.
May 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Let Star Wars die.
Kill it if you have to.
Kill it if you have to.
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Went to my first Star Wars Nite at Disneyland and something CRAZY happened
May 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Went to my first Star Wars Nite at Disneyland and something CRAZY happened
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MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.
April 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.
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your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever
April 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever
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the amazing dickandballs circus
March 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the amazing dickandballs circus
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being nonbinary is cool :)
March 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
being nonbinary is cool :)
Praxisslop in the VC Nursery
March 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Praxisslop in the VC Nursery
Your "praxis" is performative glazing in approved digital protest zones while being babysat by venture capitalists
March 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Your "praxis" is performative glazing in approved digital protest zones while being babysat by venture capitalists
Tell Sherriff Truman I didn't cry.
March 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Tell Sherriff Truman I didn't cry.
Waiting patiently for 1130pst to send that Twin Peaks clip to all my friends
February 24, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Waiting patiently for 1130pst to send that Twin Peaks clip to all my friends
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January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the opposite of Nostalgia?
How do you describe that feeling of that one weird sitter you had that was a little too old and a little too mean and their place smelled a little too much like cleaner and death? The one where you weren't allowed on the carpets?
How do you describe that feeling of that one weird sitter you had that was a little too old and a little too mean and their place smelled a little too much like cleaner and death? The one where you weren't allowed on the carpets?
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
What's the opposite of Nostalgia?
How do you describe that feeling of that one weird sitter you had that was a little too old and a little too mean and their place smelled a little too much like cleaner and death? The one where you weren't allowed on the carpets?
How do you describe that feeling of that one weird sitter you had that was a little too old and a little too mean and their place smelled a little too much like cleaner and death? The one where you weren't allowed on the carpets?
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM