Monsieur Hotdog
@notagback5.bsky.social
I am the Hotdog Man. I cannot enter your home without an invitation.
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Monsieur Hotdog
@notagback5.bsky.social
· Nov 26
🚨🚨Breaking Story🚨🚨
Raw Milk cured my Lactose Intolerance.
I am now intolerant of a heartbeat & basic brain function.
Raw Milk cured my Lactose Intolerance.
I am now intolerant of a heartbeat & basic brain function.
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Learn how to get measles from a rapist
Fuck…
And I mean this from the tip of my toes to where my hair used to be…
…you.
And I mean this from the tip of my toes to where my hair used to be…
…you.
September 26, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Learn how to get measles from a rapist
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@mark-carney.bsky.social anti-Zionist is not antisemitism…
September 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social anti-Zionist is not antisemitism…
This is a band called CHAT PILE
you’re welcome internet 😘
you’re welcome internet 😘
September 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM
This is a band called CHAT PILE
you’re welcome internet 😘
you’re welcome internet 😘
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza.
The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel.
Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel.
Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
September 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza.
The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel.
Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel.
Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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Jill Stein sure can sell Kool-Aid, but she can’t spell it.
September 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Jill Stein sure can sell Kool-Aid, but she can’t spell it.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY…
September 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY…
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Joe Walsh Is Right......
September 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Joe Walsh Is Right......
Adam and Eve out here fucking and yet, I got no more rib to spare meat 😭
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Adam and Eve out here fucking and yet, I got no more rib to spare meat 😭
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We don't have to live like this.
Look at all the billionaires and technofascists dining with Trump and Xi tonight. They pay off both sides of the aisle. The only way out is to crush them, and we need fighters to do that.
nypost.com/2026/09/24/u...
Look at all the billionaires and technofascists dining with Trump and Xi tonight. They pay off both sides of the aisle. The only way out is to crush them, and we need fighters to do that.
nypost.com/2026/09/24/u...
Texas delivery driver Don Johnson, 81, works 14-hour days to help pay wife’s medical bills — strangers raise almost $250K
“The reality is that he isn’t working by choice; he is working for survival.”
nypost.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
We don't have to live like this.
Look at all the billionaires and technofascists dining with Trump and Xi tonight. They pay off both sides of the aisle. The only way out is to crush them, and we need fighters to do that.
nypost.com/2026/09/24/u...
Look at all the billionaires and technofascists dining with Trump and Xi tonight. They pay off both sides of the aisle. The only way out is to crush them, and we need fighters to do that.
nypost.com/2026/09/24/u...
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Taking off my analyst hat for a sec…I’m very happy for Michael Penix Jr. Tonight must feel really special for him.
September 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Taking off my analyst hat for a sec…I’m very happy for Michael Penix Jr. Tonight must feel really special for him.
What is Tommy hiding?
#TommyTuberville #Furry #HornyTommy #Catfish #Yiff
Tommy Tuberville fucks catfish.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
#TommyTuberville #Furry #HornyTommy #Catfish #Yiff
Tommy Tuberville fucks catfish.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
September 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What is Tommy hiding?
#TommyTuberville #Furry #HornyTommy #Catfish #Yiff
Tommy Tuberville fucks catfish.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
#TommyTuberville #Furry #HornyTommy #Catfish #Yiff
Tommy Tuberville fucks catfish.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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This is dope.
Introducing the Vamos Sounders x Never Made Collection 💚
A portion of proceeds from the capsule will support WAISN and their work to build collective power for immigrants and refugees across Washington.
Available this Saturday, only at the Pro Shop.
A portion of proceeds from the capsule will support WAISN and their work to build collective power for immigrants and refugees across Washington.
Available this Saturday, only at the Pro Shop.
September 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is dope.
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My goodness, people like this are why people don’t feel sorry for farmers and their struggles right now.
They voted for Trump. Now they’re being devastated by his policies, and they won’t even admit it.
They voted for Trump. Now they’re being devastated by his policies, and they won’t even admit it.
September 25, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My goodness, people like this are why people don’t feel sorry for farmers and their struggles right now.
They voted for Trump. Now they’re being devastated by his policies, and they won’t even admit it.
They voted for Trump. Now they’re being devastated by his policies, and they won’t even admit it.
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We can't get comfortable 👇
September 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
We can't get comfortable 👇
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California Attorney General Rob Bonta (D) said Thursday that Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco (R) will face “legal consequences” after the state Supreme Court unanimously ruled that his seizure of roughly 650,000 ballots violated state law. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
California Attorney General vows ‘legal consequences’ for GOP sheriff who seized ballots
The ballot seizure case highlights the risks to democracy when election deniers in positions of authority abuse their power to interfere with vote counting. Bianco seized an estimated 650,000 ballots ...
www.democracydocket.com
September 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
California Attorney General Rob Bonta (D) said Thursday that Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco (R) will face “legal consequences” after the state Supreme Court unanimously ruled that his seizure of roughly 650,000 ballots violated state law. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner.
How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
September 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner.
How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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“What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad? Why do they get to be protected?” #AbolishICE
September 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad? Why do they get to be protected?” #AbolishICE
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Mariners score two and sounders goal simultaneously
September 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mariners score two and sounders goal simultaneously
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💯
Obama was always gracious and kind and patient, and it never mattered to those with hate in their hearts.
Obama was always gracious and kind and patient, and it never mattered to those with hate in their hearts.
September 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Obama was always gracious and kind and patient, and it never mattered to those with hate in their hearts.
Obama was always gracious and kind and patient, and it never mattered to those with hate in their hearts.
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“Trump TV immediately flops in total disaster” is just about the least surprising headline I saw today
September 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
“Trump TV immediately flops in total disaster” is just about the least surprising headline I saw today
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Sounders now with 3rd unbeaten streak of 6 matches (all comps) this season. Weird.
September 24, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Sounders now with 3rd unbeaten streak of 6 matches (all comps) this season. Weird.