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8k ping guy | pfp by @hitchbot_spl on twitter
See I would play but someone hates me I guess
November 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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I got suggested to +3 by @prosp_spl

Likes, retweets, and comments/feedback on the suggest are very much appreciated 🙏🏼❤️🖤
November 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I just played the national anthem for nascar at the martinsville speedway today!
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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NEW TOURNEY - 11/1 2pm EST/7pm CET

X the pools and get right into a Zones Only Double Elimination bracket based off your team X Power!

$100 Prize for First

All skill levels welcome, 4 brackets by XP

feat. strict timing rules
sendou.ink/to/4734/info

RT's much appreciated! :3
XPools
Skip the pools and get straight into a zones only, double elimination bracket based on team X Power Diamond: 2900+, $100 Prize for 1st if 4 or more teams Gold: 2600-2900 Silver: 2300-2600 Bronze: up...
sendou.ink
October 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
October 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
So who’s teaming with me for genesis
October 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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NEW VIDEO GO WATCH WE WERE ALL DYING LAUGHING youtu.be/iS4XLNKmsfE?...
Eight Splatoon pros got sick of the game. Here's what happened.
YouTube video by Btw, ima nerd
youtu.be
October 27, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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they literally dont even have a gorilla
October 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
How tf do people get a cca team this is too hard
October 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Bringing this one back
October 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The rotation system is undoubtedly the worst part of splatoon and it isn’t close. I don’t care if aoe slop is broken, I don’t care if missiles are broken, I don’t care if they bring back mpu. Let me play splat zones
October 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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It's official! I have a Vgen! I'm so excited to hopefully get more commissions to work on. Please go check it out, I have a 30% sale on my big pixel art and character design commissions so I can find some samples.
vgen.co/Inkpenartist
Inkpenartist (@Inkpenartist)
Check out Inkpenartist's commissions and portfolio! | Just a lil guy doing some commissions. Working on a better banner... ...
vgen.co
October 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Hello PikachuDavid465. I have a game for you. I have trapped you in a basement for an unknown reason, and you are shackled to this wooden chair with a setup of Splatoon 3 in front of you. Your task is to win a single best of 5 at 2100 X power without wanting to explode. How much do you value life?
October 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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I have seen the #banthewhiprays trend. Here is my response:

www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon/...
Whiprays Low Ink Ban? - IPLSplatoon on Twitch
Watch IPLSplatoon's Splatoon 3 clip titled "Whiprays Low Ink Ban?" on Twitch.
www.twitch.tv
October 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Why am I hardstuck at 2200-2400. I thought I was supposed to have a #3200mindset not a #2300mindset
October 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Am I late to the raiders demo
October 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Recycled has to be bait right
October 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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dude the main weapon is ableist that shit is ableism squared
October 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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I suggested @koreki50.inkling.social to +3, let’s get him in!! 🙏
October 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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i got suggested to +3 by @splatana-stanp3r.bsky.social !

make sure to upvote and comment i promise you wont regret it!!

rts appreciated :3
October 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Who wants to run the carbon comp with me
THESE COMPS.... THIS IS REAL SPLATOON!!!!!!!!

(yellow team are the winners. what a beautiful double angle shooter comp)
October 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
October 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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week 1(.5)
October 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
In case anyone hasn’t seen them, these 2 videos are by far my best I have ever made. If you watch 2 videos from me and nothing else it should be these 2. Some of the few videos I’ve made that I am actually still proud of.

youtu.be/YJJVTw_r-0k?...
How ProChara helped me win a tournament
YouTube video by Xman
youtu.be
October 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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I've been making an effort to vod top JP during my """break""" and truly feels like 95% of the time they do what I do and also make similar silly mistakes except they are 0.5 seconds faster to do everything and just don't miss the shots I miss
October 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM