Lupus Yonderboy - 3.6 Roentgens
@novasolis.bsky.social
1. Never put your face close to something weird.
2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.
2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.
I’m seriously motivated to get some packing done today.
I am also just as motivated to lay on the couch and groan all day.
We’ll see who wins.
I am also just as motivated to lay on the couch and groan all day.
We’ll see who wins.
September 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I’m seriously motivated to get some packing done today.
I am also just as motivated to lay on the couch and groan all day.
We’ll see who wins.
I am also just as motivated to lay on the couch and groan all day.
We’ll see who wins.
Before I cash out at the breakfast diner, I always take the time to lick all the butter pats.
September 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Before I cash out at the breakfast diner, I always take the time to lick all the butter pats.
Them: “The nickname for your penis is ‘Pringles Can’? It’s that big?”
Me: “No, because it’s filled with symmetrically stacked communist-shaped potato crisps.”
Them: “Wierdo!”
Me:” *munch* *munch* *munch*…what?”
Me: “No, because it’s filled with symmetrically stacked communist-shaped potato crisps.”
Them: “Wierdo!”
Me:” *munch* *munch* *munch*…what?”
September 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Them: “The nickname for your penis is ‘Pringles Can’? It’s that big?”
Me: “No, because it’s filled with symmetrically stacked communist-shaped potato crisps.”
Them: “Wierdo!”
Me:” *munch* *munch* *munch*…what?”
Me: “No, because it’s filled with symmetrically stacked communist-shaped potato crisps.”
Them: “Wierdo!”
Me:” *munch* *munch* *munch*…what?”
I very sincerely hope JFK Jr. spends the rest of his life imprisoned in an iron lung with no one to keep him company but a parrot with Tourette’s Syndrome and diarrhea. 
“On Thursday, Mr. Gorton said that “the success of the polio vaccine was a massive medical fraud” and that widespread vaccination was a “public health disaster.” He received a standing ovation…
Mr. Kennedy spoke next, linking arms with the group even as measles cases continue to rise”
Mr. Kennedy spoke next, linking arms with the group even as measles cases continue to rise”
RFK Jr. Assures Vaccine Skeptics They Have a ‘Friend at the White House’
The health secretary spoke at a conference featuring misinformation about vaccines, including a claim that the success of the polio vaccines was a “fraud.”
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I very sincerely hope JFK Jr. spends the rest of his life imprisoned in an iron lung with no one to keep him company but a parrot with Tourette’s Syndrome and diarrhea. 
Watching Ricky Gervais‘s After Life.
Thought I might bask in our shared bitter cynicism.
It’s far more thoughtful than I thought it would be.
Now I’m crying over video messages left for me by my dead wife who never existed. 
Thought I might bask in our shared bitter cynicism.
It’s far more thoughtful than I thought it would be.
Now I’m crying over video messages left for me by my dead wife who never existed. 
September 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Watching Ricky Gervais‘s After Life.
Thought I might bask in our shared bitter cynicism.
It’s far more thoughtful than I thought it would be.
Now I’m crying over video messages left for me by my dead wife who never existed. 
Thought I might bask in our shared bitter cynicism.
It’s far more thoughtful than I thought it would be.
Now I’m crying over video messages left for me by my dead wife who never existed. 
LeeLoo is begging for the cereal milk.
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
LeeLoo is begging for the cereal milk.
Feeling cute, might delete later.
(Oh, you thought I was kidding?)
(Oh, you thought I was kidding?)
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Feeling cute, might delete later.
(Oh, you thought I was kidding?)
(Oh, you thought I was kidding?)
I went to bed right after dinner, thinking I’m being a good boy and getting ahead on sleep.
Now I’m awake again and cannot get back to sleep.
I could lay here feeling sorry for myself but instead, I’ll get a huge bowl of Lucky charms and watch Slow Horses reruns.
Now I’m awake again and cannot get back to sleep.
I could lay here feeling sorry for myself but instead, I’ll get a huge bowl of Lucky charms and watch Slow Horses reruns.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I went to bed right after dinner, thinking I’m being a good boy and getting ahead on sleep.
Now I’m awake again and cannot get back to sleep.
I could lay here feeling sorry for myself but instead, I’ll get a huge bowl of Lucky charms and watch Slow Horses reruns.
Now I’m awake again and cannot get back to sleep.
I could lay here feeling sorry for myself but instead, I’ll get a huge bowl of Lucky charms and watch Slow Horses reruns.
Anyone else noticed that clearsky is down?
September 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Anyone else noticed that clearsky is down?
West Grand Traverse Bay is looking very Fall-ey tonight.
September 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
West Grand Traverse Bay is looking very Fall-ey tonight.
Anyone know who the lions are playing tonight?
September 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Anyone know who the lions are playing tonight?
I have a feeling that when I die, it will be classified as “mid-century modern”. 
September 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I have a feeling that when I die, it will be classified as “mid-century modern”. 
Stuffed after my steak and martini dinner now I’m having a cigarette as dessert.
I’m thinking, “Shit! How did men in the 50s do this every night?”
I’m thinking, “Shit! How did men in the 50s do this every night?”
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Stuffed after my steak and martini dinner now I’m having a cigarette as dessert.
I’m thinking, “Shit! How did men in the 50s do this every night?”
I’m thinking, “Shit! How did men in the 50s do this every night?”
Old school, bitches!
September 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Old school, bitches!
I love having dinner at a proper steakhouse bar.
The kind of place where if a couple with three small children walk in, the bartender just looks at them, shakes his head and says “Guys, SERIOUSLY?”
The kind of place where if a couple with three small children walk in, the bartender just looks at them, shakes his head and says “Guys, SERIOUSLY?”
September 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I love having dinner at a proper steakhouse bar.
The kind of place where if a couple with three small children walk in, the bartender just looks at them, shakes his head and says “Guys, SERIOUSLY?”
The kind of place where if a couple with three small children walk in, the bartender just looks at them, shakes his head and says “Guys, SERIOUSLY?”
Packing burn-out hit early.
But that’s ok, I’ve got time.
I’m exited to finally have a home that will attract a proper gold-digger.
Downshifting to a martini and a center cut filet.
But that’s ok, I’ve got time.
I’m exited to finally have a home that will attract a proper gold-digger.
Downshifting to a martini and a center cut filet.
September 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Packing burn-out hit early.
But that’s ok, I’ve got time.
I’m exited to finally have a home that will attract a proper gold-digger.
Downshifting to a martini and a center cut filet.
But that’s ok, I’ve got time.
I’m exited to finally have a home that will attract a proper gold-digger.
Downshifting to a martini and a center cut filet.
Huh! So that loud bang I heard earlier today was an F16 crashing.
September 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Huh! So that loud bang I heard earlier today was an F16 crashing.
I activated the Roomba, that’s all the house cleaning I need to do today. 
September 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I activated the Roomba, that’s all the house cleaning I need to do today. 
The long slow process of packing continues. Book by book by book by book…. but I’ll get there.
September 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The long slow process of packing continues. Book by book by book by book…. but I’ll get there.
I have to admit, I’m really looking forward to fall in Michigan this year.
September 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I have to admit, I’m really looking forward to fall in Michigan this year.
I’m a human equivalent of a rescue dog, waiting for his forever home. My house is the kennel.
September 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’m a human equivalent of a rescue dog, waiting for his forever home. My house is the kennel.
Reposted by Lupus Yonderboy - 3.6 Roentgens
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"Seriously, what's a little beastiality among friends?"
September 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"Seriously, what's a little beastiality among friends?"
36 shitposters can’t be wrong…
September 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
36 shitposters can’t be wrong…