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nowaynews @nowaynews.bsky.social · Apr 8
Media - a goddamn circus of manipulation The big players aren’t in the business of informing; they’re in the game of controlling narratives for profit and power.

You’ve got to treat media like a hostile witness: assume it’s lying until proven otherwise.
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The starving artist lifestyle was more romantic before groceries started costing the GDP of a small nation.

#art #artist #capitalism #adulting #burnout
A screenshot of a YouTube video featuring a young woman sitting in a bedroom, with the title “Everyone is an artist till rent is due.” The video thumbnail shows her wearing a brown hoodie, with bookshelves and a door in the background.
September 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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When you're calling someone and you really need them to pick up, but they don't pick up, and suddenly you hear a sound that sounds like they're picking up, but then you hear the dial tone again.

Damn, life is hard.

#life #problems #relatable #callme #pls #humor #funny #notfunny
July 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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I once wrote something very stupid on an internet forum, faked my own death and became a beekeeper.

#tech #apple #iphone #writing #news #archive #review #opinion
A screenshot of a 2007 Engadget article titled "Why the iPhone Will Fail" by Chris Ullrich, dated June 27, 2007, displayed above an image of the original iPhone. The humor comes from hindsight, given the iPhone's enormous commercial success.
July 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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"Homosexuality" was easy. "Landlord" took three business days

#dogs #pets #communism #capitalism #economy #politics
A meme styled like a book cover titled "How to Talk to Your Dog About Homosexuality and Communism," featuring a small fluffy white dog staring blankly at the camera in front of red curtains. The absurdly specific title is the joke.
July 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Turns out the mist was also judging us.
#news #science #nature
A satirical headline styled like a news article that reads, "Scientists Just Discovered That Fog Is Alive."
July 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Every city becomes significantly more interesting once you assume there's an optional boss hidden behind the national monuments
#gaming #pc #dc #washington #us #usa
A meme that edits the Washington, D.C. Reflecting Pool into a scene from Elden Ring. The player character is riding a horse through the shallow water toward the Washington Monument, with the game's HUD visible. Large text labels the location "Reflection Pool, Washington," as if it were an in-game area.
July 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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The most incomprehensible thing about this incident is why Jackie didn't have a rocket launcher with her.
#history #conspiracies #why #satire
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/AlternateHistoryHub asking, "What if Jackie had brought a rocket launcher to Dallas?" The attached image is an obvious edited version of the Kennedy motorcade, depicting Jacqueline Kennedy holding and firing a rocket launcher. The image is a surreal, digitally altered joke rather than a real historical photograph.
July 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Every gifted kid eventually meets the final boss: opening the document

#quotes #art #movie #cinema #discipline
June 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Modern medicine has advanced enough that i can identify twelve possible causes.

Unfortunately all twelve are "the way i live"

#mentalhealth #health #x #game
June 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Ours just picked a historical period with a 70% chance of dying from "the air was bad today"

#linkedin #job #work #corporate #medieval #funny
A YouTube thumbnail showing a tired-looking young man staring blankly at a screen. The video title reads "I'd Rather Be a Medieval Peasant Than Work a 9–5." The thumbnail contrasts a stressed office worker with an idyllic painting of a medieval peasant.
June 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Advanced placement test is identifying which regional slur was used to insult your entire bloodline

#bulgarian #balkan #language #cyber #course
June 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Ray Bradbury's timeless advice on rebuilding your attention span

I’ll give you a program to follow every night, a very simple program. For the next thousand nights, before you go to bed every night, read one short story. That’ll take you ten minutes, 15 minutes.
June 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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The revolution is delayed due to celestial circumstances

#USSR #Lenin #revolution #politics #photoshop
June 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Free to choose which subscription service harvests your personality disorder most efficiently

#art #dystopia #subscribe #surveillance #capitalism #free #propaganda
A black-and-white street photograph showing a giant billboard that reads “YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.” A lone person walks past the sign at night, surrounded by other advertisements.
May 29, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Feels less like optimism and more like being kept in reserve for future labor extraction

#russia #meme #economy #modernlife #capitalism #burnout #millennialdiscourse #aging #workculture #geopolitics #existential #doomed
May 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Not sure what's more funny: the account name or the post itself

#troy #mythology #funny #meme #helen
A screenshot of a tweet that says, “I didn’t know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict,” referencing the mythological figure associated with the Trojan War.
May 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Every male friend group now contains one guy who talks like Britney Spears

#vocal #news #BritneySpears #podcast
A screenshot of an article headline stating that men use “vocal fry” more than women, alongside an image of Britney Spears from an early music video era, looking unimpressed in front of school lockers.
May 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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But spiritually you still feel like you’d thrive in the apocalypse somehow
#apocalypse #society #online
May 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Humanity invented philosophy, religion, and international law just to keep losing arguments to one random chemical reaction #humor
A screenshot of a tweet jokingly saying “i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking.”
May 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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The open floor plan has accelerated human evolution in the wrong direction
#office #corporate #dystopia #burnout
A meme titled “Remote workers return to offices” above a collage of celebrities wearing bizarre avant-garde outfits at a red carpet event, including metallic masks, fabric-wrapped bodies, shredded textures, and surreal futuristic clothing.
May 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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I think the lights are spelling something but it’s not for us
#ussr #urban #architecture #photography
A dimly lit city street at night with tall apartment buildings. Many windows are illuminated in patterns, casting reflections onto a wet road. Neon signage glows, and the empty street creates a quiet, slightly eerie atmosphere.
May 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Me at 9 years old giving my friend flawless advice on how to deal with their parents like a tiny therapist.

Also me going home and immediately choosing the worst possible response known to mankind because “it’s different when it’s me”
#solomonsparadox #childhood #wikipedia #irony #lifeadvice
April 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Overthinking so loud it needs noise-canceling #selfawareness #overthinking #existential #innermonologue #online #yt #youtube
A screenshot styled like a YouTube thumbnail. A young woman wearing large over-ear headphones walks through a city street, looking off to the side. Buildings, trees, and an urban background are visible. Below the image is the title: “i’m too self-aware and it’s ruining my life,” along with a username and view count, suggesting a video about overthinking or self-awareness.
April 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Clocked in just to mourn the version of me that wasn’t #economy #capitalism #job #funny
A photo of a young woman standing behind a cash register in what appears to be a small shop or café. She is wearing a white tank top with black text that reads, “Nothing pays as good as unemployment feels.” The setting includes a counter with a card reader, a sink area, jars of toppings or candy in the background, and cleaning supplies. The woman is looking down with a neutral or slightly tired expression.
April 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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forgive me karl marx for i have participated in a little treat #x #capitalism #economy #karlmarx #humor #internet
A screenshot of a tweet from a user named “hunter” with the handle @3gpmh. The tweet reads: “forgive me karl marx for i have bought.”
April 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM