MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
Pinned
Oh for fucks sake,
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
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This day in history. 1618. The beginning of the twelfth baktun in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar silly me I'm still writing Baktun 11 on my ritual decapitation invitations.
September 18, 2026 at 8:39 AM
This day in history. 1618. The beginning of the twelfth baktun in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar silly me I'm still writing Baktun 11 on my ritual decapitation invitations.
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Saw a sign for a church that had the no nonsense, sans serif font of a metal fabrication company and somehow it seemed appropriate
September 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Saw a sign for a church that had the no nonsense, sans serif font of a metal fabrication company and somehow it seemed appropriate
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Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out
September 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out
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why is my brain so awake
September 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
why is my brain so awake
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A road weary woman slides into a diner booth, looks over the menu and sighs "I've HAD the longing, I'm in the mood for something new." and Charlize Theron plays me.
April 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A road weary woman slides into a diner booth, looks over the menu and sighs "I've HAD the longing, I'm in the mood for something new." and Charlize Theron plays me.
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If I ever get back to work, I’m wearing a ball gown every day.
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
If I ever get back to work, I’m wearing a ball gown every day.
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I was gifted this lotion that I love. It smells so good and the other day when I opened it, I realized I think it reminds me of the sugared nuts stand at the mall. So I guess I’m walking around smelling like a kiosk. 
September 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I was gifted this lotion that I love. It smells so good and the other day when I opened it, I realized I think it reminds me of the sugared nuts stand at the mall. So I guess I’m walking around smelling like a kiosk. 
Man Who Brings Leaf Blower Camping Never Finds Happiness
September 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Man Who Brings Leaf Blower Camping Never Finds Happiness
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He’s not just severing America’s relationship with our second largest trade partner. Trump is ceding this country’s standing as the leader of the free world
And it’s no longer just the midterms. The consequences to democracy, freedom and the global economy hang precariously in the balance
48 days
And it’s no longer just the midterms. The consequences to democracy, freedom and the global economy hang precariously in the balance
48 days
September 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He’s not just severing America’s relationship with our second largest trade partner. Trump is ceding this country’s standing as the leader of the free world
And it’s no longer just the midterms. The consequences to democracy, freedom and the global economy hang precariously in the balance
48 days
And it’s no longer just the midterms. The consequences to democracy, freedom and the global economy hang precariously in the balance
48 days
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*leaving a trail of cheese wheels* I'm going to catch the biggest mouse 👀
September 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
*leaving a trail of cheese wheels* I'm going to catch the biggest mouse 👀
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My Ouija board spelled your name. Please respond.
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
My Ouija board spelled your name. Please respond.
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we finally ran that one guy who wouldn’t stop talking like a pirate out of our village, but a couple hours later another guy moved in & he wouldn’t stop talking like sgt. joe friday from the tv show dragnet.
September 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
we finally ran that one guy who wouldn’t stop talking like a pirate out of our village, but a couple hours later another guy moved in & he wouldn’t stop talking like sgt. joe friday from the tv show dragnet.
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I forgot the horrors once and I have been chasing that high ever since
September 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I forgot the horrors once and I have been chasing that high ever since
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Good news! We have more time to fight for our national forests. The Forest Service has extended the public comment period on the Trump administration’s plan to eliminate the Roadless Area Conservation Rule. The new deadline is October 6.
September 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Good news! We have more time to fight for our national forests. The Forest Service has extended the public comment period on the Trump administration’s plan to eliminate the Roadless Area Conservation Rule. The new deadline is October 6.
If we want to make the world a better place, you guys have got to start fucking smarter people.
September 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If we want to make the world a better place, you guys have got to start fucking smarter people.
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My life has basically been one great big I don't want to.
September 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
My life has basically been one great big I don't want to.
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these ruminating thoughts are getting exhausting
September 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
these ruminating thoughts are getting exhausting
Oh for fucks sake,
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
September 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Oh for fucks sake,
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
TIE YOUR GODDAMN 60ft SKELETONS DOWN!
There’s a HUGE ribcage in the middle of the Northbound 101.
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Gritty origin of The Three Stooges.
September 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Gritty origin of The Three Stooges.
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Hey God, remember rain? That was awesome. You should do it again. But only if you want.
September 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Hey God, remember rain? That was awesome. You should do it again. But only if you want.
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In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear
September 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear
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We should go back to smoking on airplanes then maybe ppl would finally wear a mask
September 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We should go back to smoking on airplanes then maybe ppl would finally wear a mask
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Me, thinking about the time the cashier said, “Come back soon,” and I said, “You too.”
September 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Me, thinking about the time the cashier said, “Come back soon,” and I said, “You too.”
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The setup is generally true, truthy or truth adjacent, where it goes from there is usually a long walk to weak punchline.
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The setup is generally true, truthy or truth adjacent, where it goes from there is usually a long walk to weak punchline.
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It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, to pollen, to eggs and peanuts . . . and now we also have people allergic to facts.
September 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, to pollen, to eggs and peanuts . . . and now we also have people allergic to facts.