The Detties!
@nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite sea monster returns. The swarm of trans girls continues to intensify and the diaper accelerates.
Somehow a Portland bab now!
Kids, call your senators.
25/f
Somehow a Portland bab now!
Kids, call your senators.
25/f
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For some reason my "how to find me" post got deleted...
Oh yeah it is TMI Tuesday Tung Tung Cule edition...
Ask the dettey anything you want
Ask the dettey anything you want
September 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh yeah it is TMI Tuesday Tung Tung Cule edition...
Ask the dettey anything you want
Ask the dettey anything you want
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CW: Urine/Pee
Chat,,, I may have been "gameing" a littkle too hardbd.....
Can anyone else relate? >~>;;
Chat,,, I may have been "gameing" a littkle too hardbd.....
Can anyone else relate? >~>;;
September 21, 2026 at 3:58 AM
CW: Urine/Pee
Chat,,, I may have been "gameing" a littkle too hardbd.....
Can anyone else relate? >~>;;
Chat,,, I may have been "gameing" a littkle too hardbd.....
Can anyone else relate? >~>;;
youtu.be/USE86UbsV8c
When a comedy sketch becomes a political platform you start to wonder when you went to hell
When a comedy sketch becomes a political platform you start to wonder when you went to hell
September 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
youtu.be/USE86UbsV8c
When a comedy sketch becomes a political platform you start to wonder when you went to hell
When a comedy sketch becomes a political platform you start to wonder when you went to hell
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guy who is anti public bathrooms because he thinks everyone should just wear diapers. like some sort of cybersmithine figure
September 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
guy who is anti public bathrooms because he thinks everyone should just wear diapers. like some sort of cybersmithine figure
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The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't actually have to get potty trained
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't actually have to get potty trained
Naming my daughter Charleigh Kirkleigh so she can lowkirkenuinely kirked up
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Naming my daughter Charleigh Kirkleigh so she can lowkirkenuinely kirked up
Sorry my Mega Excadrill flattened your town with help from her metang army.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
September 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sorry my Mega Excadrill flattened your town with help from her metang army.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
Did you know you can actually age regress a girl into taking her medication?
Just insist how brave and how big it makes her and she melts into your hands as a good girl who can take care of herself...
Isn't that right, big girl?
Just insist how brave and how big it makes her and she melts into your hands as a good girl who can take care of herself...
Isn't that right, big girl?
September 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Did you know you can actually age regress a girl into taking her medication?
Just insist how brave and how big it makes her and she melts into your hands as a good girl who can take care of herself...
Isn't that right, big girl?
Just insist how brave and how big it makes her and she melts into your hands as a good girl who can take care of herself...
Isn't that right, big girl?
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It's not fair, sometimes you wanna play but your dumb sisters pull you away for a diaper change.
Emily is going to struggle to change this little brat~
Emily is going to struggle to change this little brat~
September 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It's not fair, sometimes you wanna play but your dumb sisters pull you away for a diaper change.
Emily is going to struggle to change this little brat~
Emily is going to struggle to change this little brat~
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Thinking of the fact if a certain someone had read the fucking intelligence bulletin I could still just walk on a plane and walk into any country of my choice.
Like fuck the TSA, close DHS, abolish ICE, and legalize all drugs. You'd have my vote yesterday lol.
Like fuck the TSA, close DHS, abolish ICE, and legalize all drugs. You'd have my vote yesterday lol.
September 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Thinking of the fact if a certain someone had read the fucking intelligence bulletin I could still just walk on a plane and walk into any country of my choice.
Like fuck the TSA, close DHS, abolish ICE, and legalize all drugs. You'd have my vote yesterday lol.
Like fuck the TSA, close DHS, abolish ICE, and legalize all drugs. You'd have my vote yesterday lol.
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I can just have a dumb idea and a week later have a bunch of stickers of it and this is dangerous power for me to have
September 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I can just have a dumb idea and a week later have a bunch of stickers of it and this is dangerous power for me to have
Trillion dollar idea:
Sitcom about Wallace Wells.
That's it.
That's the idea.
Send tweet.
Sitcom about Wallace Wells.
That's it.
That's the idea.
Send tweet.
September 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Trillion dollar idea:
Sitcom about Wallace Wells.
That's it.
That's the idea.
Send tweet.
Sitcom about Wallace Wells.
That's it.
That's the idea.
Send tweet.
Love how me and @zfoxygirl33.bsky.social both regularly quote "They are so good we'd eat them raw but eating raw subs is barbaric, we are not the huns." And "Non-narcotic non-addictive bring back the fuckin' quaaludes"
September 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Love how me and @zfoxygirl33.bsky.social both regularly quote "They are so good we'd eat them raw but eating raw subs is barbaric, we are not the huns." And "Non-narcotic non-addictive bring back the fuckin' quaaludes"
Nyodette intends to take control of Multnomah county in order to rename it Nyodette county.
Will you assist her in this ambitious endeavor?
Will you assist her in this ambitious endeavor?
September 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Nyodette intends to take control of Multnomah county in order to rename it Nyodette county.
Will you assist her in this ambitious endeavor?
Will you assist her in this ambitious endeavor?
"I heard her speak, and I waited for her to finish" - Odette, 2026 (colorized) on Stacey Abrams
September 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"I heard her speak, and I waited for her to finish" - Odette, 2026 (colorized) on Stacey Abrams
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It's official... The year is 1 AK...
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
September 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It's official... The year is 1 AK...
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
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comic about Kirby
September 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
comic about Kirby
It's official... The year is 1 AK...
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
September 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
It's official... The year is 1 AK...
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
When will they fix the clocks to recognize such a glorious occasion?
(For obvious reasons this is a shitpost)
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Deleting and reposting because OMFG bsky tags lmao
Anyway
F W U M P
Possibly some of the messiest I've ever been. Dettey can still fill pamps like the best of 'em.
Sorry for the lack of content I've just been broke as fuck recently.
Anyway
F W U M P
Possibly some of the messiest I've ever been. Dettey can still fill pamps like the best of 'em.
Sorry for the lack of content I've just been broke as fuck recently.
September 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Deleting and reposting because OMFG bsky tags lmao
Anyway
F W U M P
Possibly some of the messiest I've ever been. Dettey can still fill pamps like the best of 'em.
Sorry for the lack of content I've just been broke as fuck recently.
Anyway
F W U M P
Possibly some of the messiest I've ever been. Dettey can still fill pamps like the best of 'em.
Sorry for the lack of content I've just been broke as fuck recently.
If being president means you can just rename shit, sorry liberals but everything is gonna be Detroit now.
You will have five Lake Detroits, the Detroit ocean, the bay of Detroit...
Get in, they made a second new Detroit.
You will have five Lake Detroits, the Detroit ocean, the bay of Detroit...
Get in, they made a second new Detroit.
September 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
If being president means you can just rename shit, sorry liberals but everything is gonna be Detroit now.
You will have five Lake Detroits, the Detroit ocean, the bay of Detroit...
Get in, they made a second new Detroit.
You will have five Lake Detroits, the Detroit ocean, the bay of Detroit...
Get in, they made a second new Detroit.
"Get in the helicopter, bitch. We're doing Medicare for all" -Odette, 2026
September 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"Get in the helicopter, bitch. We're doing Medicare for all" -Odette, 2026
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The year is 2040:
President Honey Boo Boo (R) has just resigned, leaving vice president Tammy Slayton to become president.
The 2040 election is between:
The Rizzler and Ninja (d)
Vs
Belle Delphine and Scott Cawton (R)
The greens have nominated AJ and big Justice.
Who we voting for chat?
President Honey Boo Boo (R) has just resigned, leaving vice president Tammy Slayton to become president.
The 2040 election is between:
The Rizzler and Ninja (d)
Vs
Belle Delphine and Scott Cawton (R)
The greens have nominated AJ and big Justice.
Who we voting for chat?
July 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The year is 2040:
President Honey Boo Boo (R) has just resigned, leaving vice president Tammy Slayton to become president.
The 2040 election is between:
The Rizzler and Ninja (d)
Vs
Belle Delphine and Scott Cawton (R)
The greens have nominated AJ and big Justice.
Who we voting for chat?
President Honey Boo Boo (R) has just resigned, leaving vice president Tammy Slayton to become president.
The 2040 election is between:
The Rizzler and Ninja (d)
Vs
Belle Delphine and Scott Cawton (R)
The greens have nominated AJ and big Justice.
Who we voting for chat?
Unironically I guess there should be more trans pharmacists
September 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Unironically I guess there should be more trans pharmacists