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Stretford Ender - can be found grumbling about United ruining my day most weekends.
Arteta absolutely LOVES taking his captain off when they need a goal in big games.
May 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Arteta absolutely LOVES taking his captain off when they need a goal in big games.
one of the lovely little flourishes yesterday was Sunderland taking European football at Chelsea’s expense.
That weird little gremlin SebC__ has spent all season talking about how shit Le Bris is, so that was a very enjoyable final day on that front.
That weird little gremlin SebC__ has spent all season talking about how shit Le Bris is, so that was a very enjoyable final day on that front.
May 25, 2026 at 9:41 AM
one of the lovely little flourishes yesterday was Sunderland taking European football at Chelsea’s expense.
That weird little gremlin SebC__ has spent all season talking about how shit Le Bris is, so that was a very enjoyable final day on that front.
That weird little gremlin SebC__ has spent all season talking about how shit Le Bris is, so that was a very enjoyable final day on that front.
Bruno on Diary of a CEO?
Strip the assists, the armband, the lot.
Strip the assists, the armband, the lot.
May 25, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Bruno on Diary of a CEO?
Strip the assists, the armband, the lot.
Strip the assists, the armband, the lot.
sounds like I’ve missed another Neville masterclass today.
Honestly think avoiding him commentating on United justifies the price of a season ticket on its own.
Honestly think avoiding him commentating on United justifies the price of a season ticket on its own.
May 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
sounds like I’ve missed another Neville masterclass today.
Honestly think avoiding him commentating on United justifies the price of a season ticket on its own.
Honestly think avoiding him commentating on United justifies the price of a season ticket on its own.
after watching 45 minutes of SPL football this season I can state with full confidence that Celtic are absolute shite.
That Trusty lad looks like he belongs at Hough End
That Trusty lad looks like he belongs at Hough End
May 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
after watching 45 minutes of SPL football this season I can state with full confidence that Celtic are absolute shite.
That Trusty lad looks like he belongs at Hough End
That Trusty lad looks like he belongs at Hough End
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Dead happy for him. Know it’s a deeply unpopular take among United fans but I honestly think nearly a decade as the great hope for what we all admit has been a basket case of a club just took its toll on him in the end and understandably so. Not surprised a change has done him good.
May 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Dead happy for him. Know it’s a deeply unpopular take among United fans but I honestly think nearly a decade as the great hope for what we all admit has been a basket case of a club just took its toll on him in the end and understandably so. Not surprised a change has done him good.
it’s not an original thought by any stretch but this Liverpool team are so incredibly Ten Hag it’s untrue.
May 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
it’s not an original thought by any stretch but this Liverpool team are so incredibly Ten Hag it’s untrue.
imagine what Tchouameni would do to some of our players when they have their brain dead moments on the pitch
May 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
imagine what Tchouameni would do to some of our players when they have their brain dead moments on the pitch
PSG are phenomenal but Bayern have shown all the creativity of a side coached by a former Burnley manager tonight
May 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
PSG are phenomenal but Bayern have shown all the creativity of a side coached by a former Burnley manager tonight
absolutely piss poor that City are holding the FAYC final at their 7k cap stadium.
If they couldn’t find a date to make the Etihad work it should have been moved to Old Trafford.
If they couldn’t find a date to make the Etihad work it should have been moved to Old Trafford.
May 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
absolutely piss poor that City are holding the FAYC final at their 7k cap stadium.
If they couldn’t find a date to make the Etihad work it should have been moved to Old Trafford.
If they couldn’t find a date to make the Etihad work it should have been moved to Old Trafford.
just heard Arne Slot saying they controlled the game. God I hope they don’t sack him.
May 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
just heard Arne Slot saying they controlled the game. God I hope they don’t sack him.
mate told me about this Prime Vision nonsense, absolutely awful stuff.
April 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
mate told me about this Prime Vision nonsense, absolutely awful stuff.
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I think at the conclusion of the season i need to see mikel Arteta commit seppuku on the Emirates pitch
April 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I think at the conclusion of the season i need to see mikel Arteta commit seppuku on the Emirates pitch
Gabriel is an absolute fucking moron
April 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Gabriel is an absolute fucking moron
If Arsenal bottle this title, they’d be daft not to try and convince Bernardo to move down there.
No idea if he’d entertain it but he’s still good enough to play a big role in a team that are crying out for his experience.
No idea if he’d entertain it but he’s still good enough to play a big role in a team that are crying out for his experience.
April 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If Arsenal bottle this title, they’d be daft not to try and convince Bernardo to move down there.
No idea if he’d entertain it but he’s still good enough to play a big role in a team that are crying out for his experience.
No idea if he’d entertain it but he’s still good enough to play a big role in a team that are crying out for his experience.
O’Reilly’s small space game isn’t far off Kobbie, fantastic footballer.
April 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
O’Reilly’s small space game isn’t far off Kobbie, fantastic footballer.
convinced Gary Neville would give up one of his titles with United to see Arsenal win today. He’s such a fucking odd ball.
April 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
convinced Gary Neville would give up one of his titles with United to see Arsenal win today. He’s such a fucking odd ball.
loved that performance from Kobbie tonight
April 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
loved that performance from Kobbie tonight
the lack of urgency United players show to close down crosses and long range shots is maddening. Every week.
April 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
the lack of urgency United players show to close down crosses and long range shots is maddening. Every week.
lovely to see Thwaites making the bench, he was top last night at Old Trafford.
Surprised Kukonki didn’t make it in all honesty though given the injuries
Surprised Kukonki didn’t make it in all honesty though given the injuries
April 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
lovely to see Thwaites making the bench, he was top last night at Old Trafford.
Surprised Kukonki didn’t make it in all honesty though given the injuries
Surprised Kukonki didn’t make it in all honesty though given the injuries
glad to see United have appealed the Lisandro Red but the way things are we refereeing atm really not anticipating much joy
April 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
glad to see United have appealed the Lisandro Red but the way things are we refereeing atm really not anticipating much joy
thought the post essentially saying Carl Anka was a rugby fan making a career out of football journalism was harsh when I saw it.
Listening to him discuss the red card last night though…
Shows absolutely zero understanding of the mechanics of football/defending in that whole section on TOTD.
Listening to him discuss the red card last night though…
Shows absolutely zero understanding of the mechanics of football/defending in that whole section on TOTD.
April 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
thought the post essentially saying Carl Anka was a rugby fan making a career out of football journalism was harsh when I saw it.
Listening to him discuss the red card last night though…
Shows absolutely zero understanding of the mechanics of football/defending in that whole section on TOTD.
Listening to him discuss the red card last night though…
Shows absolutely zero understanding of the mechanics of football/defending in that whole section on TOTD.
Also, how is it possible that United still don’t know the extent of Maguire’s ban? He was sent off over *three weeks* ago.
The fuck do these people do all day?
The fuck do these people do all day?
April 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Also, how is it possible that United still don’t know the extent of Maguire’s ban? He was sent off over *three weeks* ago.
The fuck do these people do all day?
The fuck do these people do all day?