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Critic of the Dark and Macabre. I enjoy classics, modern, and sleaze. He/Him
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The Mandalorian Season 1
Tales of the Empire Path of Hate
The Mandalorian Season 2
Star Wars: Galactic Racer
The Book of Boba Fett
The Mandalorian Season 3
Ahsoka Season 1
Skeleton Crew
The Mandalorian and Grogu
Resistance Season 1
The Force Awakens
Battlefront II DLC
The Last Jedi
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See Dems? Being transphobic doesn't make the right suddenly like you.
Tim Scott calls Annie Andrews "tranny Annie"
October 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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October 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I am not kidding, guys.

NO PAY, NO HOME.

$700. That’s what I need for the rent.

DONATE STAT.

Please.
October 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This isn't a Zombie Apocalypse, it's just southern Florida especially with that Zombie Gator just walking down those stairs.
October 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Day Of The Dead: Salute
ALT: Day Of The Dead: Salute
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October 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Stopped by B&N and found the Coates run of Black Panther
October 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
October 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Considering Star Trek has done such things as parallel timelines where fiction is real and reality is fiction, it's not actually a challenge to write a crossover between the two series.

The challenge is in realizing it's stupid.
Sci-fi author Andy Weir has an idea for a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover that would involve the events of A New Hope and The Wrath of Khan.
Sci-Fi Writer Andy Weir Has A Fascinating Idea For A Star Trek And Star Wars Crossover - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
October 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
HELP!!! I'M STUCK IN THE CAR WITH MY PARENTS AND MY MOM HAS BILLY RAY CYRUS PLAYING!!!!
October 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The birds did it
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film.

Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center.

(Source: Deadline)
October 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
This is a recipe for a chicken breast dish in Joshua Weissman's cookbook. Notice how writes on like he expects everyone who reads it to be dumber than him?
October 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
People sure forgetting Travis Knight is Anti-union just because he made two really good movies.
October 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Ghost Rider trailer should have either Devil and I or Johnny Cash's cover of Ghost Riders in the Sky.
Ghost Rider on a Burning Motorcycle
ALT: Ghost Rider on a Burning Motorcycle
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October 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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The Starlight Children's Foundation is accepting donations on Eric Bauza's behalf, who was fundraising for the charity before he passed. It would be wonderful if you could donate or spread the word donate.starlight.org/fundraiser/7...
October 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Add “between my legs" to a movie title

An American Werewolf in London between my legs
Add “between my legs” to a movie title.

LOL I did this on the last one but it still works.

Batman Returns Between my Legs
October 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
So on the horny scale, where do you rank Oliver Reed?
October 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My dad is now questioning the logic of Jack being a ghost haunting David when by his own rules, Jack shouldn't even be haunting David because David didn't kill him.
October 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
How am I now realizing David is not just An American Werewolf in London, he's A Jewish-American Werewolf in London.
Well, That Escalated Quickly.
ALT: Well, That Escalated Quickly.
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October 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Scab.
October 26, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Anyone have more works by Black Academics and authors you recommend? I finished listening to Nothing Personal and now listening to Ta-nihisi Coates
October 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Gotta love the response by idiots using AI and thinking no one's gonna call them out.
October 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM