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A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
September 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
For the first time in my teaching career, I'm asking for help to #ClearTheList for my classroom. Since my school does not allow live plants to the classroom, I'm in search of Lego Botanicals & suction cup shelves for them. Take a look & help however you can: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
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August 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
For the first time in my teaching career, I'm asking for help to #ClearTheList for my classroom. Since my school does not allow live plants to the classroom, I'm in search of Lego Botanicals & suction cup shelves for them. Take a look & help however you can: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Dr. Raj Panjabi founded Last Mile Health to bring healthcare to people living in remote areas. The group is the 2026 recipient of the Conrad H. Hilton Humanitarian Prize. n.pr/4i2Q4Eu
His wedding guests gave $6k to fund a health startup. Now it's won a $3 million prize
Dr. Raj Panjabi founded Last Mile Health to bring healthcare to people living in remote areas. The group is the 2026 recipient of the Conrad H. Hilton Humanitarian Prize.
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August 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Dr. Raj Panjabi founded Last Mile Health to bring healthcare to people living in remote areas. The group is the 2026 recipient of the Conrad H. Hilton Humanitarian Prize. n.pr/4i2Q4Eu
We're at an impasse in English Department shirts at our high school for this year. I have been vetoed/overruled on my many, many good ideas, such as this one for Dungeon Crawler Carl...
August 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We're at an impasse in English Department shirts at our high school for this year. I have been vetoed/overruled on my many, many good ideas, such as this one for Dungeon Crawler Carl...
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
July 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
o O (man, i should've bought some chips from the store for this afternoon.)
July 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
o O (man, i should've bought some chips from the store for this afternoon.)
Fortunately, South Park prepared me for this very situation with this convenient note.
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July 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Fortunately, South Park prepared me for this very situation with this convenient note.
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Bonnie Tyler & "Total Eclipse of the Heart" memory – at a record mime (lip-syncing) UIL competition in high school, an ensemble performed behind the solo syncer depicting loss involving love for drugs "eclipsing" love for a person. It was powerful & needless to say, won. #RIPBonnieTyler
July 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Bonnie Tyler & "Total Eclipse of the Heart" memory – at a record mime (lip-syncing) UIL competition in high school, an ensemble performed behind the solo syncer depicting loss involving love for drugs "eclipsing" love for a person. It was powerful & needless to say, won. #RIPBonnieTyler
Every year, NBC Peacock's subscription rate increases, and every year, the #TourdeFrance coverage gets worse & worse.
July 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Every year, NBC Peacock's subscription rate increases, and every year, the #TourdeFrance coverage gets worse & worse.
Cats lead the roughest of lives.
June 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Cats lead the roughest of lives.
Yet again, Bluesky algorithms are undefeated.
June 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Yet again, Bluesky algorithms are undefeated.
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Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.
April 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.
Couldn't get on the trainer tonight until almost 8:30. By then, there was so little left in the tank, I was dead 2 minutes into the first interval.
February 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Couldn't get on the trainer tonight until almost 8:30. By then, there was so little left in the tank, I was dead 2 minutes into the first interval.
Drive-in movie tonight with the kiddos. GOAT to be on the big screen in a bit.
Setting up camp while they work out wiggles at the playground.
Setting up camp while they work out wiggles at the playground.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Drive-in movie tonight with the kiddos. GOAT to be on the big screen in a bit.
Setting up camp while they work out wiggles at the playground.
Setting up camp while they work out wiggles at the playground.
What did we do for Valentine's Day? Went to Ikea and watched sands through the hourglass.
(Which turned out to be only 8 minutes & fifteen seconds. 🤷)
(Which turned out to be only 8 minutes & fifteen seconds. 🤷)
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What did we do for Valentine's Day? Went to Ikea and watched sands through the hourglass.
(Which turned out to be only 8 minutes & fifteen seconds. 🤷)
(Which turned out to be only 8 minutes & fifteen seconds. 🤷)
Pizza night a(nother) huge success with everyone getting what they want and me actually having leftovers for later this weekend.
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Pizza night a(nother) huge success with everyone getting what they want and me actually having leftovers for later this weekend.
Took a lot of subterfuge, but I finally got my (teenage) kids hooked on Shaun the Sheep, Wallace & Grommit, et al. 🏆
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Took a lot of subterfuge, but I finally got my (teenage) kids hooked on Shaun the Sheep, Wallace & Grommit, et al. 🏆
Things are hard for us. Things are hard for a lot of people.
Take good care of one another.
Take good care of one another.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Things are hard for us. Things are hard for a lot of people.
Take good care of one another.
Take good care of one another.
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
My oven has gone full Walter Sobchak.
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
My oven has gone full Walter Sobchak.