chelsea
@officialkesha.bsky.social
I love tiny things, real housewives, and La La Land by Demi Lovato | she/her
experiencing lap steel fatigue? you may be entitled to compensation
October 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
experiencing lap steel fatigue? you may be entitled to compensation
i know i’m at the wrong bar when a double shot is smaller than a single the gays would pour for me
October 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i know i’m at the wrong bar when a double shot is smaller than a single the gays would pour for me
leaning on something feels so good. physically, emotionally, spiritually. its great to lean on something
October 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
leaning on something feels so good. physically, emotionally, spiritually. its great to lean on something
feeling sick and saying “i feel sick” to myself every five minutes
September 29, 2026 at 12:12 PM
feeling sick and saying “i feel sick” to myself every five minutes
i’m sick of people thinking i’m stupid just because i’ve forgotten everything that ever happened to me and i have the memory of a goldfish and also i’m stupid
September 28, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i’m sick of people thinking i’m stupid just because i’ve forgotten everything that ever happened to me and i have the memory of a goldfish and also i’m stupid
overstimulating my wife at the low stimulation mexican restaurant by flashing her one of my titties
September 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
overstimulating my wife at the low stimulation mexican restaurant by flashing her one of my titties
the best part of playing drums in a band is getting to sit down
August 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
the best part of playing drums in a band is getting to sit down
charli xcx saved rock n roll
July 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
charli xcx saved rock n roll
proposal for new oscar category: a guy falls
July 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
proposal for new oscar category: a guy falls
i hate getting weird looks from parents when i go to a ten am showing of minions vs monsters in 3D. obviously i’m high…you’re weird for coming here sober.
July 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
i hate getting weird looks from parents when i go to a ten am showing of minions vs monsters in 3D. obviously i’m high…you’re weird for coming here sober.
its always the ugliesttttt guys in a “christ is king” shirt
July 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
its always the ugliesttttt guys in a “christ is king” shirt
half your age plus seven is for number of beers you can drink on your birthday right?
July 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
half your age plus seven is for number of beers you can drink on your birthday right?
lisa rinna canceled for doing oompa loompa face
June 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
lisa rinna canceled for doing oompa loompa face
the best artists i know work in trades or service industries. this world is not fair at all
June 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
the best artists i know work in trades or service industries. this world is not fair at all
feed a bitch a mix and she releases one song. teach a bitch to mix and she releases music for the rest of her life.
June 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
feed a bitch a mix and she releases one song. teach a bitch to mix and she releases music for the rest of her life.
who knew the greatest thrills in life are listening to podcasts in ross dress for less
June 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
who knew the greatest thrills in life are listening to podcasts in ross dress for less
something beautiful about 198 is no matter which way you arrange the digits: 918, 891, 981, 189, or 819, its divisible by 9 each time!
June 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
something beautiful about 198 is no matter which way you arrange the digits: 918, 891, 981, 189, or 819, its divisible by 9 each time!
weed is kind of the opposite of food bc when ur drunk food helps and weed often makes it worse and also when ur stomach hurts weed helps and food often makes it worse
May 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
weed is kind of the opposite of food bc when ur drunk food helps and weed often makes it worse and also when ur stomach hurts weed helps and food often makes it worse
bluesky is finally peak (2017 twitter)
Respectfully, it’s a disgusting image and disappointing.
Why give your immense credibility, intellect & talents to promote a company that contributes to >70% of Americans 20 & older being overweight, 40% obese, with chronic illnesses following? Any US flight is proof.
www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats...
Why give your immense credibility, intellect & talents to promote a company that contributes to >70% of Americans 20 & older being overweight, 40% obese, with chronic illnesses following? Any US flight is proof.
www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats...
May 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM
bluesky is finally peak (2017 twitter)
adam scott has been robbed time and time again by not being people magazine’s sexiest man alive
May 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
adam scott has been robbed time and time again by not being people magazine’s sexiest man alive
seriously? you’re treading on me when i specifically asked you not to??
May 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
seriously? you’re treading on me when i specifically asked you not to??
why does a cursive G look like that. literally why do you need that much attention
May 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
why does a cursive G look like that. literally why do you need that much attention
oh you have a theory that this popular movie was actually all in the main character’s head? holy shit. i’m floored. you should write a vice article about 12 years ago
May 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
oh you have a theory that this popular movie was actually all in the main character’s head? holy shit. i’m floored. you should write a vice article about 12 years ago
call me laura the way i’m dern with your ass
May 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
call me laura the way i’m dern with your ass
i will never in my life say “bet”
April 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i will never in my life say “bet”