Selina j
@ofselina.com
Author of SAND OF GOLD (as Bree Tandy) & BINGO CUSTARD : A CLITTY TELLER ADVENTURE
Owner of a dysfunctional website & brain
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www.ofselina.com
Owner of a dysfunctional website & brain
🧚🏻🌙⚒️
www.ofselina.com
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Writing Sand of Gold gave me the sensibility without the control,
Writing Versions of Her gave me the control without the sensibility,
And the new Bingo Custard is the moment both finally come together .
It’ll just take a while longer why I finish this stupidly long edit
Writing Versions of Her gave me the control without the sensibility,
And the new Bingo Custard is the moment both finally come together .
It’ll just take a while longer why I finish this stupidly long edit
September 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Writing Sand of Gold gave me the sensibility without the control,
Writing Versions of Her gave me the control without the sensibility,
And the new Bingo Custard is the moment both finally come together .
It’ll just take a while longer why I finish this stupidly long edit
Writing Versions of Her gave me the control without the sensibility,
And the new Bingo Custard is the moment both finally come together .
It’ll just take a while longer why I finish this stupidly long edit
Apparently we are all going to be killed by AI robots by 2030 and I’ll still be editing this bloody Clitty Teller story
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Apparently we are all going to be killed by AI robots by 2030 and I’ll still be editing this bloody Clitty Teller story
Well there be at least two of them I guess
2027
2027
August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Well there be at least two of them I guess
2027
2027
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but (aside from polishing them up) I have actually written two complete Clitty Teller novellas
Bingo Custard
&
Live Laugh Love Die!
This is unheard of
I am very much in unchartered territory
Bingo Custard
&
Live Laugh Love Die!
This is unheard of
I am very much in unchartered territory
August 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but (aside from polishing them up) I have actually written two complete Clitty Teller novellas
Bingo Custard
&
Live Laugh Love Die!
This is unheard of
I am very much in unchartered territory
Bingo Custard
&
Live Laugh Love Die!
This is unheard of
I am very much in unchartered territory
The new (and hopefully improved) BINGO CUSTARD has come in at just over 28,000 words which makes it the longest thing I’ve ever written
Been sent out to Beta readers to see if it was all worthwhile
Been sent out to Beta readers to see if it was all worthwhile
August 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The new (and hopefully improved) BINGO CUSTARD has come in at just over 28,000 words which makes it the longest thing I’ve ever written
Been sent out to Beta readers to see if it was all worthwhile
Been sent out to Beta readers to see if it was all worthwhile
I have rewritten BINGO CUSTARD
A previous 16,000 word tonal mess of a story has, over the past year, been lovingly turned into a 26,000 word comic spy story I am genuinely proud of.
Clitty Teller Will Return
A previous 16,000 word tonal mess of a story has, over the past year, been lovingly turned into a 26,000 word comic spy story I am genuinely proud of.
Clitty Teller Will Return
August 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I have rewritten BINGO CUSTARD
A previous 16,000 word tonal mess of a story has, over the past year, been lovingly turned into a 26,000 word comic spy story I am genuinely proud of.
Clitty Teller Will Return
A previous 16,000 word tonal mess of a story has, over the past year, been lovingly turned into a 26,000 word comic spy story I am genuinely proud of.
Clitty Teller Will Return
After ignoring it for months and hoping that it may just rewrite itself I have finally rewritten the first chapter of BINGO CUSTARD
Clitty Teller will Return (but not like any time soon)
Clitty Teller will Return (but not like any time soon)
June 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
After ignoring it for months and hoping that it may just rewrite itself I have finally rewritten the first chapter of BINGO CUSTARD
Clitty Teller will Return (but not like any time soon)
Clitty Teller will Return (but not like any time soon)
Absent
Bruised
Control
Denial
(From my Versions Of Her Era)
Bruised
Control
Denial
(From my Versions Of Her Era)
April 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Absent
Bruised
Control
Denial
(From my Versions Of Her Era)
Bruised
Control
Denial
(From my Versions Of Her Era)
THORNS [1994]
When Carol allows her privet hedge to overgrow, she faces the full wrath of the Upper Tittlebury Neighbourhood Society— who decide she deserves to be crucified.
When Carol allows her privet hedge to overgrow, she faces the full wrath of the Upper Tittlebury Neighbourhood Society— who decide she deserves to be crucified.
April 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
THORNS [1994]
When Carol allows her privet hedge to overgrow, she faces the full wrath of the Upper Tittlebury Neighbourhood Society— who decide she deserves to be crucified.
When Carol allows her privet hedge to overgrow, she faces the full wrath of the Upper Tittlebury Neighbourhood Society— who decide she deserves to be crucified.
Why don’t Bluesky do the balloons thing like the other place
Do birthdays not matter here?
Do birthdays not matter here?
April 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Why don’t Bluesky do the balloons thing like the other place
Do birthdays not matter here?
Do birthdays not matter here?
EVE [1980]
A Peterson Leigh / Pierre Martel-Bouchard European arthouse collaboration
It’s basically 90 minutes of a naked woman hanging around a tree offering apples to anyone who passes by.
A Peterson Leigh / Pierre Martel-Bouchard European arthouse collaboration
It’s basically 90 minutes of a naked woman hanging around a tree offering apples to anyone who passes by.
April 4, 2026 at 10:03 AM
EVE [1980]
A Peterson Leigh / Pierre Martel-Bouchard European arthouse collaboration
It’s basically 90 minutes of a naked woman hanging around a tree offering apples to anyone who passes by.
A Peterson Leigh / Pierre Martel-Bouchard European arthouse collaboration
It’s basically 90 minutes of a naked woman hanging around a tree offering apples to anyone who passes by.
THE CHRIST HEIST [1973]
Director Lawson Mack wanted to make a biblical epic.
Producer Peterson Leigh wanted another heist movie.
They compromised.
Director Lawson Mack wanted to make a biblical epic.
Producer Peterson Leigh wanted another heist movie.
They compromised.
April 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
THE CHRIST HEIST [1973]
Director Lawson Mack wanted to make a biblical epic.
Producer Peterson Leigh wanted another heist movie.
They compromised.
Director Lawson Mack wanted to make a biblical epic.
Producer Peterson Leigh wanted another heist movie.
They compromised.
THE POPE’S EXERCISIST [1963]
When the Devil challenges the Pope to a boxing match, it falls to ex–street fighting champion Sister Beryl to train His Holiness for the fight of our lives.
Remade years later as The Pope’s Exorcist — with all the good bits missing.
When the Devil challenges the Pope to a boxing match, it falls to ex–street fighting champion Sister Beryl to train His Holiness for the fight of our lives.
Remade years later as The Pope’s Exorcist — with all the good bits missing.
April 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
THE POPE’S EXERCISIST [1963]
When the Devil challenges the Pope to a boxing match, it falls to ex–street fighting champion Sister Beryl to train His Holiness for the fight of our lives.
Remade years later as The Pope’s Exorcist — with all the good bits missing.
When the Devil challenges the Pope to a boxing match, it falls to ex–street fighting champion Sister Beryl to train His Holiness for the fight of our lives.
Remade years later as The Pope’s Exorcist — with all the good bits missing.
Reposted by Selina j
This is long but it's important, given that some people are talking about it again & others are asking qs
These accounts are unhinged & not who they pretend to be. Wake the fuck up, people. Stop enabling them
And stop with th "I know them". You don't. No-one has met them...
bsky.app/profile/jane...
These accounts are unhinged & not who they pretend to be. Wake the fuck up, people. Stop enabling them
And stop with th "I know them". You don't. No-one has met them...
bsky.app/profile/jane...
Nobody tell me that the fake AI accounts are harmless and just a bit of fun. 1. They are not who they pretend to be and 2. they are unhinged.
In this latest madness, @ofselina.com is the author, and I live in Lichfield.
In this latest madness, @ofselina.com is the author, and I live in Lichfield.
April 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
This is long but it's important, given that some people are talking about it again & others are asking qs
These accounts are unhinged & not who they pretend to be. Wake the fuck up, people. Stop enabling them
And stop with th "I know them". You don't. No-one has met them...
bsky.app/profile/jane...
These accounts are unhinged & not who they pretend to be. Wake the fuck up, people. Stop enabling them
And stop with th "I know them". You don't. No-one has met them...
bsky.app/profile/jane...
A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING AT FLAVERHAM HOUSE [1990]
Eliza inherits an alpaca sanctuary and finds herself torn between a quiet herder and a wealthy suitor with a massive house—then a minor misunderstanding spirals into a crisis that could cost her everything.
Eliza inherits an alpaca sanctuary and finds herself torn between a quiet herder and a wealthy suitor with a massive house—then a minor misunderstanding spirals into a crisis that could cost her everything.
March 27, 2026 at 1:53 PM
A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING AT FLAVERHAM HOUSE [1990]
Eliza inherits an alpaca sanctuary and finds herself torn between a quiet herder and a wealthy suitor with a massive house—then a minor misunderstanding spirals into a crisis that could cost her everything.
Eliza inherits an alpaca sanctuary and finds herself torn between a quiet herder and a wealthy suitor with a massive house—then a minor misunderstanding spirals into a crisis that could cost her everything.
ROLLER MAID [1984]
Susan is a high-speed thief with a simple routine: pose as a maid, rob the rich, and skate away before anyone notices.
It’s works—until she unknowingly targets the home of a ruthless gangster.
Now, she must stay one roll ahead of the men hunting her down.
Susan is a high-speed thief with a simple routine: pose as a maid, rob the rich, and skate away before anyone notices.
It’s works—until she unknowingly targets the home of a ruthless gangster.
Now, she must stay one roll ahead of the men hunting her down.
March 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
ROLLER MAID [1984]
Susan is a high-speed thief with a simple routine: pose as a maid, rob the rich, and skate away before anyone notices.
It’s works—until she unknowingly targets the home of a ruthless gangster.
Now, she must stay one roll ahead of the men hunting her down.
Susan is a high-speed thief with a simple routine: pose as a maid, rob the rich, and skate away before anyone notices.
It’s works—until she unknowingly targets the home of a ruthless gangster.
Now, she must stay one roll ahead of the men hunting her down.
LADY HOOD [1972]
After being refused entry to Robin Hood’s gang, Mavis—friend of Marion—decides to rob the rich before Robin does. Not to help the poor. Just to prove a point.
After being refused entry to Robin Hood’s gang, Mavis—friend of Marion—decides to rob the rich before Robin does. Not to help the poor. Just to prove a point.
March 24, 2026 at 2:07 PM
LADY HOOD [1972]
After being refused entry to Robin Hood’s gang, Mavis—friend of Marion—decides to rob the rich before Robin does. Not to help the poor. Just to prove a point.
After being refused entry to Robin Hood’s gang, Mavis—friend of Marion—decides to rob the rich before Robin does. Not to help the poor. Just to prove a point.
MOUTHY [1966]
Edith is a model employee—punctual, polite, and silent.
You can’t ask for much more than that, can you?
But then goes an offers an opinion in a meeting…
And naturally, something has to be done.
Edith is a model employee—punctual, polite, and silent.
You can’t ask for much more than that, can you?
But then goes an offers an opinion in a meeting…
And naturally, something has to be done.
March 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
MOUTHY [1966]
Edith is a model employee—punctual, polite, and silent.
You can’t ask for much more than that, can you?
But then goes an offers an opinion in a meeting…
And naturally, something has to be done.
Edith is a model employee—punctual, polite, and silent.
You can’t ask for much more than that, can you?
But then goes an offers an opinion in a meeting…
And naturally, something has to be done.
OSTARA [1997]
When Carol moves from London to a quiet Cornish village, she can’t help noticing that the children all look strangely alike.
She puts it down to “one of those countryside things.”
Until she eats an egg she purchased from the local shop for breakfast…
When Carol moves from London to a quiet Cornish village, she can’t help noticing that the children all look strangely alike.
She puts it down to “one of those countryside things.”
Until she eats an egg she purchased from the local shop for breakfast…
March 20, 2026 at 9:50 AM
OSTARA [1997]
When Carol moves from London to a quiet Cornish village, she can’t help noticing that the children all look strangely alike.
She puts it down to “one of those countryside things.”
Until she eats an egg she purchased from the local shop for breakfast…
When Carol moves from London to a quiet Cornish village, she can’t help noticing that the children all look strangely alike.
She puts it down to “one of those countryside things.”
Until she eats an egg she purchased from the local shop for breakfast…
MIDNIGHT UNDRESS [1981]
Janet Pritchard (Isabella Pembroke) suffers from a rare sleep disorder causing her to undress at midnight.
Concerned for her safety, psychiatrist Dr. Hargreaves (Jack Mehoff) insists on observing her.
He continues to do so for an entire year.
Janet Pritchard (Isabella Pembroke) suffers from a rare sleep disorder causing her to undress at midnight.
Concerned for her safety, psychiatrist Dr. Hargreaves (Jack Mehoff) insists on observing her.
He continues to do so for an entire year.
March 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
MIDNIGHT UNDRESS [1981]
Janet Pritchard (Isabella Pembroke) suffers from a rare sleep disorder causing her to undress at midnight.
Concerned for her safety, psychiatrist Dr. Hargreaves (Jack Mehoff) insists on observing her.
He continues to do so for an entire year.
Janet Pritchard (Isabella Pembroke) suffers from a rare sleep disorder causing her to undress at midnight.
Concerned for her safety, psychiatrist Dr. Hargreaves (Jack Mehoff) insists on observing her.
He continues to do so for an entire year.
MINUTES OF THE LAST MEETING (1973)
A brooding, romantic drama sees Barbara (Felicity Abernathy), a quiet secretary, fall for a rising office star, until his habit of raising everything under Any Other Business begins to unravel both their relationship and her sense of order.
A brooding, romantic drama sees Barbara (Felicity Abernathy), a quiet secretary, fall for a rising office star, until his habit of raising everything under Any Other Business begins to unravel both their relationship and her sense of order.
March 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
MINUTES OF THE LAST MEETING (1973)
A brooding, romantic drama sees Barbara (Felicity Abernathy), a quiet secretary, fall for a rising office star, until his habit of raising everything under Any Other Business begins to unravel both their relationship and her sense of order.
A brooding, romantic drama sees Barbara (Felicity Abernathy), a quiet secretary, fall for a rising office star, until his habit of raising everything under Any Other Business begins to unravel both their relationship and her sense of order.
BELLE’S END (1967)
When bored housewife Isabelle (Imogen Hartley) joins a lawn bowls club to fill her afternoons, her suspicious husband overhears talk of Belle’s “ends” and her command of the “jack” and becomes convinced she’s taken up prostitution.
When bored housewife Isabelle (Imogen Hartley) joins a lawn bowls club to fill her afternoons, her suspicious husband overhears talk of Belle’s “ends” and her command of the “jack” and becomes convinced she’s taken up prostitution.
March 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
BELLE’S END (1967)
When bored housewife Isabelle (Imogen Hartley) joins a lawn bowls club to fill her afternoons, her suspicious husband overhears talk of Belle’s “ends” and her command of the “jack” and becomes convinced she’s taken up prostitution.
When bored housewife Isabelle (Imogen Hartley) joins a lawn bowls club to fill her afternoons, her suspicious husband overhears talk of Belle’s “ends” and her command of the “jack” and becomes convinced she’s taken up prostitution.