PhantasMal
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social
Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career.
Wait
I just saw someone selling out of their photos
They are nice photos but like
I could be making $250 a pop for the shit I’m regularly giving y’all for free?
I just saw someone selling out of their photos
They are nice photos but like
I could be making $250 a pop for the shit I’m regularly giving y’all for free?
September 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Wait
I just saw someone selling out of their photos
They are nice photos but like
I could be making $250 a pop for the shit I’m regularly giving y’all for free?
I just saw someone selling out of their photos
They are nice photos but like
I could be making $250 a pop for the shit I’m regularly giving y’all for free?
For all my preference for structure and predictability, I love when a friend is unexpectedly like “hey I’m gonna be near where you are, wanna meet up?”
September 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
For all my preference for structure and predictability, I love when a friend is unexpectedly like “hey I’m gonna be near where you are, wanna meet up?”
Oh yeah I replaced my earbuds
I even got a discount because the electronics store guys are like “this poor bastard” due to how often I have to replace my earbuds
Being mostly deaf can be expensive, y’all. The world is not built for me AT ALL.
Anyway now I can hear most of my podcasts again 🥳
I even got a discount because the electronics store guys are like “this poor bastard” due to how often I have to replace my earbuds
Being mostly deaf can be expensive, y’all. The world is not built for me AT ALL.
Anyway now I can hear most of my podcasts again 🥳
September 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Oh yeah I replaced my earbuds
I even got a discount because the electronics store guys are like “this poor bastard” due to how often I have to replace my earbuds
Being mostly deaf can be expensive, y’all. The world is not built for me AT ALL.
Anyway now I can hear most of my podcasts again 🥳
I even got a discount because the electronics store guys are like “this poor bastard” due to how often I have to replace my earbuds
Being mostly deaf can be expensive, y’all. The world is not built for me AT ALL.
Anyway now I can hear most of my podcasts again 🥳
Reposted by PhantasMal
no they weren't
very close to 0% of the SS were hanged
the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
very close to 0% of the SS were hanged
the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
September 26, 2026 at 5:53 AM
no they weren't
very close to 0% of the SS were hanged
the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
very close to 0% of the SS were hanged
the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
DO YOU STILL THINK CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX*
This will be all of us any godsdamned minute
*I know I’m posting this to a silo of like-minded folks and this will do nothing of consequence. But maybe I can get these published in one magazine or another.
This will be all of us any godsdamned minute
*I know I’m posting this to a silo of like-minded folks and this will do nothing of consequence. But maybe I can get these published in one magazine or another.
September 26, 2026 at 3:42 PM
DO YOU STILL THINK CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX*
This will be all of us any godsdamned minute
*I know I’m posting this to a silo of like-minded folks and this will do nothing of consequence. But maybe I can get these published in one magazine or another.
This will be all of us any godsdamned minute
*I know I’m posting this to a silo of like-minded folks and this will do nothing of consequence. But maybe I can get these published in one magazine or another.
Sometimes I kinda miss spending my Friday nights at a local dive starting around 10:30-11 pm.
That was in SoCal. That was when my social battery wasn’t permanently capped at around 65% 😆
Tonight is wet and cold out and I am finding it much nicer being snug at home in my chair.
That was in SoCal. That was when my social battery wasn’t permanently capped at around 65% 😆
Tonight is wet and cold out and I am finding it much nicer being snug at home in my chair.
September 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes I kinda miss spending my Friday nights at a local dive starting around 10:30-11 pm.
That was in SoCal. That was when my social battery wasn’t permanently capped at around 65% 😆
Tonight is wet and cold out and I am finding it much nicer being snug at home in my chair.
That was in SoCal. That was when my social battery wasn’t permanently capped at around 65% 😆
Tonight is wet and cold out and I am finding it much nicer being snug at home in my chair.
It’s weird that to some online people, any kind of male advocacy is conservative manosphere coded and “feminists”, “liberals”, and “leftists” are lumped into fungible nebulosity
I do understand how that came to be; the thought processes are not difficult to suss out. But it’s fucking wrong
I do understand how that came to be; the thought processes are not difficult to suss out. But it’s fucking wrong
September 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
It’s weird that to some online people, any kind of male advocacy is conservative manosphere coded and “feminists”, “liberals”, and “leftists” are lumped into fungible nebulosity
I do understand how that came to be; the thought processes are not difficult to suss out. But it’s fucking wrong
I do understand how that came to be; the thought processes are not difficult to suss out. But it’s fucking wrong
Fuck it, I’m down
September 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Fuck it, I’m down
Nothing hurts my proofreading/editorial soul like even *professors* getting tripped up on this shit
The amount of disciplinary actions I received for missing typos that apparently NO ONE ELSE would have noticed…
The amount of disciplinary actions I received for missing typos that apparently NO ONE ELSE would have noticed…
Prof keeps saying "malice afterthought" instead of "malice aforethought" and I am going to lose my mind.
September 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Nothing hurts my proofreading/editorial soul like even *professors* getting tripped up on this shit
The amount of disciplinary actions I received for missing typos that apparently NO ONE ELSE would have noticed…
The amount of disciplinary actions I received for missing typos that apparently NO ONE ELSE would have noticed…
Bossclient has a new name for the political party he’s been trying to get off the ground for over a year now. Never mind that there is already a party with this name. Also that this is the first thing I thought of when he threw it to us.
September 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Bossclient has a new name for the political party he’s been trying to get off the ground for over a year now. Never mind that there is already a party with this name. Also that this is the first thing I thought of when he threw it to us.
Truckers burning fuel idling on the freeway and blocking traffic is like fucking for chastity.
What do these brain geniuses think they’re proving?
Unfortunately, we already know they’re not exactly mental giants *cough* convoy *cough*
What do these brain geniuses think they’re proving?
Unfortunately, we already know they’re not exactly mental giants *cough* convoy *cough*
September 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Truckers burning fuel idling on the freeway and blocking traffic is like fucking for chastity.
What do these brain geniuses think they’re proving?
Unfortunately, we already know they’re not exactly mental giants *cough* convoy *cough*
What do these brain geniuses think they’re proving?
Unfortunately, we already know they’re not exactly mental giants *cough* convoy *cough*
Coworker just arrived with her legendary pumpkin chocolate loaf that sounds like it shouldn’t be that good but IT IS SO GOOD
Day massively improved
Day massively improved
September 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Coworker just arrived with her legendary pumpkin chocolate loaf that sounds like it shouldn’t be that good but IT IS SO GOOD
Day massively improved
Day massively improved
Looks like the New York Times Magazine got some design inspiration from our magazine, lol
September 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Looks like the New York Times Magazine got some design inspiration from our magazine, lol
Apparently I’m not the only one who is confused by “let me get something from the other room” — am I expected to wait here, or follow you around?
If it’s the latter, I’ve definitely fumbled more than one attempt by an attractive lady to get me somewhere private 😖😅 🤦♂️
If it’s the latter, I’ve definitely fumbled more than one attempt by an attractive lady to get me somewhere private 😖😅 🤦♂️
September 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Apparently I’m not the only one who is confused by “let me get something from the other room” — am I expected to wait here, or follow you around?
If it’s the latter, I’ve definitely fumbled more than one attempt by an attractive lady to get me somewhere private 😖😅 🤦♂️
If it’s the latter, I’ve definitely fumbled more than one attempt by an attractive lady to get me somewhere private 😖😅 🤦♂️
These sick, stupid bastards don’t even know that undocumented or even immigrants on visas and such can’t access the ACA and still have to pay fines for not participating.
Their lack of interest or care makes them actually insane.
Their lack of interest or care makes them actually insane.
insane story. dr. oz is every bit as deranged as you think he is.
Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing
September 25, 2026 at 5:20 AM
These sick, stupid bastards don’t even know that undocumented or even immigrants on visas and such can’t access the ACA and still have to pay fines for not participating.
Their lack of interest or care makes them actually insane.
Their lack of interest or care makes them actually insane.
Whoa I’ve got a backlog.
Let’s start with some cool seasonal beverage labels from last week, lol
Let’s start with some cool seasonal beverage labels from last week, lol
September 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Whoa I’ve got a backlog.
Let’s start with some cool seasonal beverage labels from last week, lol
Let’s start with some cool seasonal beverage labels from last week, lol
I really don’t like how the Bossclient keeps haranguing Gen Z to come up with the solution to the state of the world.
It just REEKS of abdication. These kids haven’t even had 3 decades — you’ve had 8, why haven’t YOU solved it?
It just REEKS of abdication. These kids haven’t even had 3 decades — you’ve had 8, why haven’t YOU solved it?
September 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I really don’t like how the Bossclient keeps haranguing Gen Z to come up with the solution to the state of the world.
It just REEKS of abdication. These kids haven’t even had 3 decades — you’ve had 8, why haven’t YOU solved it?
It just REEKS of abdication. These kids haven’t even had 3 decades — you’ve had 8, why haven’t YOU solved it?
Absolutely not, how very dare
September 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Absolutely not, how very dare
TFW I want a bagel but Tim’s and Starbies are both on my shitlist and indie places charge through the nose if they have them at all
Civilization is in utter shambles, truly the End Times Nigh
Civilization is in utter shambles, truly the End Times Nigh
September 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
TFW I want a bagel but Tim’s and Starbies are both on my shitlist and indie places charge through the nose if they have them at all
Civilization is in utter shambles, truly the End Times Nigh
Civilization is in utter shambles, truly the End Times Nigh
Dreamed a much sillier but somehow way more complicated version of TENET last night
Sometimes it’s really hard to not earnestly believe in the Collective Dream Pool, y’all. 😆😅
Sometimes it’s really hard to not earnestly believe in the Collective Dream Pool, y’all. 😆😅
September 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Dreamed a much sillier but somehow way more complicated version of TENET last night
Sometimes it’s really hard to not earnestly believe in the Collective Dream Pool, y’all. 😆😅
Sometimes it’s really hard to not earnestly believe in the Collective Dream Pool, y’all. 😆😅
Jeez just went through my musical tastes and apparently I kinda hit a damn wall about 10-12 years ago, didn’t I?
Was right on the bleeding edge and then suddenly byeeeee
Was right on the bleeding edge and then suddenly byeeeee
September 24, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Jeez just went through my musical tastes and apparently I kinda hit a damn wall about 10-12 years ago, didn’t I?
Was right on the bleeding edge and then suddenly byeeeee
Was right on the bleeding edge and then suddenly byeeeee
Oh and before I forget again: I am not of your number but I see you and respect you, bi folks.
I hope your day of visibility was as ocular as you wanted.
I hope your day of visibility was as ocular as you wanted.
September 24, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Oh and before I forget again: I am not of your number but I see you and respect you, bi folks.
I hope your day of visibility was as ocular as you wanted.
I hope your day of visibility was as ocular as you wanted.
Seeing Game Changer clips where the game is basically AGT with rounds where you gotta show other talents (I don’t rly know how AGT works)
This would be such a nightmare to me. For one thing, my performance talents would absolutely not impress those judges, lmao. Everyone in that ROOM can do voices.
This would be such a nightmare to me. For one thing, my performance talents would absolutely not impress those judges, lmao. Everyone in that ROOM can do voices.
September 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Seeing Game Changer clips where the game is basically AGT with rounds where you gotta show other talents (I don’t rly know how AGT works)
This would be such a nightmare to me. For one thing, my performance talents would absolutely not impress those judges, lmao. Everyone in that ROOM can do voices.
This would be such a nightmare to me. For one thing, my performance talents would absolutely not impress those judges, lmao. Everyone in that ROOM can do voices.
It’s been fall for literally two days and people are complaining that the foliage colors haven’t kicked in yet lmfao
September 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
It’s been fall for literally two days and people are complaining that the foliage colors haven’t kicked in yet lmfao
“The use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake,” says one of the dumbest fucks to have held a major office since inbreeding was at peak.
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
“The use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake,” says one of the dumbest fucks to have held a major office since inbreeding was at peak.