Sebas
@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
I'm not actually Superman. he/him
New job comes with a slight raise but I'm voluntarily taking fewer hours so I'll actually make slightly less because at this point in my life I think an earlier weekend gets me more happiness than an extra pair of shoes
October 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
New job comes with a slight raise but I'm voluntarily taking fewer hours so I'll actually make slightly less because at this point in my life I think an earlier weekend gets me more happiness than an extra pair of shoes
Doesn't say much for us as a species that we've made it to this point without Sam Altman falling into a wood chipper tbh
October 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Doesn't say much for us as a species that we've made it to this point without Sam Altman falling into a wood chipper tbh
Thank you! And I am of course a white cis man so if I do fuck this up, I'll probably be CEO in about a decade
October 30, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Thank you! And I am of course a white cis man so if I do fuck this up, I'll probably be CEO in about a decade
As far as I know, that mostly boils down to demanding photos of Spiderman
October 30, 2026 at 8:52 AM
As far as I know, that mostly boils down to demanding photos of Spiderman
I'm pretty sure I'll be fine, I'm gonna be editor-in-chief so the editor part is just what I've been doing for the last three years anyway and all I have to learn is the chief part
October 30, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I'm pretty sure I'll be fine, I'm gonna be editor-in-chief so the editor part is just what I've been doing for the last three years anyway and all I have to learn is the chief part
Welp, got the job, time to find out if I can actually do it
Considering trying for an internal job and hooboy, I forgot how much I hate writing cover letters
October 30, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Welp, got the job, time to find out if I can actually do it
And when I say "surprise" I mean "obvious to everyone but me"
October 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
And when I say "surprise" I mean "obvious to everyone but me"
In hindsight, maybe the ADHD diagnosis should have been less of a surprise
October 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
In hindsight, maybe the ADHD diagnosis should have been less of a surprise
Birds are tricky, to be fair. There are a lot of red kites around where my aunt lives, and yet, for every photo of a kite I have a dozen or two of clouds and out-of-focus trees.
October 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Birds are tricky, to be fair. There are a lot of red kites around where my aunt lives, and yet, for every photo of a kite I have a dozen or two of clouds and out-of-focus trees.
This might explain why I had to resit maths
October 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
This might explain why I had to resit maths
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Pheromones to make CEOs trust you
PHEROMONES TO MAKE CEOS TRUST YOU
PHEROMONES TO MAKE CEOS TRUST YOU
January 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Pheromones to make CEOs trust you
PHEROMONES TO MAKE CEOS TRUST YOU
PHEROMONES TO MAKE CEOS TRUST YOU
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[Are you sure about the name Shameless O'Stereotype? Ed.]
January 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
[Are you sure about the name Shameless O'Stereotype? Ed.]
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That's... not how accents work
January 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
That's... not how accents work
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"But I thought you said I should add some more sax and violence"
January 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
"But I thought you said I should add some more sax and violence"
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particular particular beneath beneath strength strength
January 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
particular particular beneath beneath strength strength
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Picked up a couple of Aliens tie-in novels a while ago and they were pretty good but the one I have now is by someone else and three of the first five pages are about how the badass lady soldier loves to fuck, which is not a good sign
January 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Picked up a couple of Aliens tie-in novels a while ago and they were pretty good but the one I have now is by someone else and three of the first five pages are about how the badass lady soldier loves to fuck, which is not a good sign
Oh the last bit is absolutely ~terrifying~
October 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Oh the last bit is absolutely ~terrifying~
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Mathematically speaking, is a bird in two bushes worth one in the hand
June 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Mathematically speaking, is a bird in two bushes worth one in the hand