OldJediMaster
@oldjedimaster.bsky.social
Not an award winning author, journalist, scientist, athlete or politico. Just a dad, husband, volunteer for those with special needs, VP of Operations and master of the Jedi Mind Trick.
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
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October 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
At this point, If you saw someone stealing from a grocery store would you say anything?
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
At this point, If you saw someone stealing from a grocery store would you say anything?
Sure Amazon, it’s going to arrive within the next 2 1/2 hours. I’m holding my breath.
September 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Sure Amazon, it’s going to arrive within the next 2 1/2 hours. I’m holding my breath.
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Russia’s midterm interference may look like American content: fake local-news sites, new “patriot” accounts, AI audio/video, ballot-fraud clips and urgent voting claims. WATCH FOR: no original source, odd URLs, coordinated wording and pressure to SHARE NOW. Verify before amplifying.
September 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Russia’s midterm interference may look like American content: fake local-news sites, new “patriot” accounts, AI audio/video, ballot-fraud clips and urgent voting claims. WATCH FOR: no original source, odd URLs, coordinated wording and pressure to SHARE NOW. Verify before amplifying.
At lunch listening to some old guy convince this young guy to sign up for a pyramid scheme. I so badly want to walk over to their table and save the guy but somehow I think it would go south for me.
Maybe I’ll wait here a little longer until the old guy leaves.
Maybe I’ll wait here a little longer until the old guy leaves.
September 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
At lunch listening to some old guy convince this young guy to sign up for a pyramid scheme. I so badly want to walk over to their table and save the guy but somehow I think it would go south for me.
Maybe I’ll wait here a little longer until the old guy leaves.
Maybe I’ll wait here a little longer until the old guy leaves.
@mapquest.com , ever thought about adding Flock camera locations to your maps?
September 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
@mapquest.com , ever thought about adding Flock camera locations to your maps?
Taught my niece how to change her brake pads and the oil/filter on her car. Had fun AND saved her hundreds of dollars.
August 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Taught my niece how to change her brake pads and the oil/filter on her car. Had fun AND saved her hundreds of dollars.
I don’t think I’ve been to Taco Bell in 10 years but I’m going to have it for lunch today.
July 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I don’t think I’ve been to Taco Bell in 10 years but I’m going to have it for lunch today.
I’m 53 years old and my 84 year old mom and dad are coming to see me at my new job and going to lunch with me today. I’m still there kid….
I’m so happy that we can still do this.
I’m so happy that we can still do this.
June 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I’m 53 years old and my 84 year old mom and dad are coming to see me at my new job and going to lunch with me today. I’m still there kid….
I’m so happy that we can still do this.
I’m so happy that we can still do this.
Quit my boss today. Yes, I said that correctly.
June 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Quit my boss today. Yes, I said that correctly.
I have one of the best health insurance plans in Illinois and I am drowning in medical debt. It isn’t insurance, it’s a discount code that I paid for.
May 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I have one of the best health insurance plans in Illinois and I am drowning in medical debt. It isn’t insurance, it’s a discount code that I paid for.
The guy in charge of scheduling at my company (we have a 4-6 week lead time) doesn’t understand why the local body shop can’t repair his car tomorrow.
May 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The guy in charge of scheduling at my company (we have a 4-6 week lead time) doesn’t understand why the local body shop can’t repair his car tomorrow.
Um, Mother Nature, I sort of promised my wife I’d mow the lawn. Any help would be appreciated.
May 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Um, Mother Nature, I sort of promised my wife I’d mow the lawn. Any help would be appreciated.
It’s 6:30 in the morning and I’m debating if I should make shrimp tacos.
May 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
It’s 6:30 in the morning and I’m debating if I should make shrimp tacos.
I cannot wait for the day my children move out and realize that houses are not self cleaning.
April 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I cannot wait for the day my children move out and realize that houses are not self cleaning.
@ilattygeneral.bsky.social, the rate at which gas prices rose to oil prices isn’t matching the rate of dropping. Maybe your office could look into this?
Us illinois car drivers would appreciate it.
Us illinois car drivers would appreciate it.
April 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
@ilattygeneral.bsky.social, the rate at which gas prices rose to oil prices isn’t matching the rate of dropping. Maybe your office could look into this?
Us illinois car drivers would appreciate it.
Us illinois car drivers would appreciate it.
Thinking out loud here. Why doesn’t the U.S. send ICE to Iran to enforce the ceasefire? ICE has been doing such a good job of maintaining the peace here….
April 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Thinking out loud here. Why doesn’t the U.S. send ICE to Iran to enforce the ceasefire? ICE has been doing such a good job of maintaining the peace here….
Here is an idea, temporarily assign all TSA agents to ICE and then send ONLY THOSE ICE agents to the airports. Now the TSA agents get paid.
March 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Here is an idea, temporarily assign all TSA agents to ICE and then send ONLY THOSE ICE agents to the airports. Now the TSA agents get paid.
These statements are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Dad, we are running low on napkins.
Dad, I took the last napkins out of the pantry.
Dad, we are out of napkins.
How come nobody told me there are no more napkins.
Dad, we are running low on napkins.
Dad, I took the last napkins out of the pantry.
Dad, we are out of napkins.
How come nobody told me there are no more napkins.
March 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
These statements are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Dad, we are running low on napkins.
Dad, I took the last napkins out of the pantry.
Dad, we are out of napkins.
How come nobody told me there are no more napkins.
Dad, we are running low on napkins.
Dad, I took the last napkins out of the pantry.
Dad, we are out of napkins.
How come nobody told me there are no more napkins.
In the 90s even a hint of a scandal and a politician resigned. Today? They campaign on it and ask for donations.
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
In the 90s even a hint of a scandal and a politician resigned. Today? They campaign on it and ask for donations.
I wonder if there are going to be less school shootings, less domestic violence, etc. this year because those people can now release their aggression because the my were hired by the government.
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I wonder if there are going to be less school shootings, less domestic violence, etc. this year because those people can now release their aggression because the my were hired by the government.
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
Thinking of retiring early. Sure, I’ll be living in a homeless camp but….
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thinking of retiring early. Sure, I’ll be living in a homeless camp but….