oldmanmusings
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The unique everyman and semi-sentient automaton who hails from the land of the hill-folk. Practicing a spooky action at a distance. Hokie.
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"Mom, can we get Hamburglar?"
"No, honey, we have Hamburglar at home!"
Hamburglar at home:
"No, honey, we have Hamburglar at home!"
Hamburglar at home:
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"Mom, can we get Hamburglar?"
"No, honey, we have Hamburglar at home!"
Hamburglar at home:
"No, honey, we have Hamburglar at home!"
Hamburglar at home:
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
Bread and butter pickles have neither bread nor butter on their list of ingredients. Discuss.
Spongebob: National Pickle Day Fun
Alt: Spongebob: National Pickle Day Fun
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Bread and butter pickles have neither bread nor butter on their list of ingredients. Discuss.
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Wendy's revives its iconic yellow packaging by popular demand.
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Wendy's revives its iconic yellow packaging by popular demand.
A favorite movie of mine which seems more timely today than when it was released. Verily a victory for the vox populi.
V For Vendetta 20th Anniversary | Tickets now on sale | In Theatres November 1 & 5
YouTube video by Fathom Entertainment
youtu.be
September 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A favorite movie of mine which seems more timely today than when it was released. Verily a victory for the vox populi.
TIL Lewis and Clark’s mercury-laced poop helped archaeologists trace their expedition - Thanks @popsci.com
Lewis and Clark’s mercury-laced poop helped archaeologists trace their expedition
Welcome to a poisonous trail of number two.
www.popsci.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
TIL Lewis and Clark’s mercury-laced poop helped archaeologists trace their expedition - Thanks @popsci.com
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My daughter’s latest masterpiece
September 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
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No, various websites everywhere, I do not need an emailed prompt or reminder just because I searched on your site.
Homer Simpson's Iconic 'Go Away' Sign
ALT: Homer Simpson's Iconic 'Go Away' Sign
static.klipy.com
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
No, various websites everywhere, I do not need an emailed prompt or reminder just because I searched on your site.
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Apparently, there's a villain in Marvel Comics called "The Wall"
And he looks like this
And he looks like this
September 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Apparently, there's a villain in Marvel Comics called "The Wall"
And he looks like this
And he looks like this
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I am surprised that I have not heard of kakistocracy before today, based on our current situation.
Principal Skinner's Weird Pointing in Simpsons
Alt: Principal Skinner's points to his nose in Simpsons
static.klipy.com
September 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I am surprised that I have not heard of kakistocracy before today, based on our current situation.
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Some of my favorite series of books when I was growing up was by Richard Scarry. These three guys in particular.
August 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Some of my favorite series of books when I was growing up was by Richard Scarry. These three guys in particular.
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Today I obtained arguably the greatest X-Men story of all time: the saga of the Alphabet Pet as featured in the Uncanny X-Men Super Activity Book.
August 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Today I obtained arguably the greatest X-Men story of all time: the saga of the Alphabet Pet as featured in the Uncanny X-Men Super Activity Book.
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Darth Vader spoke in favor of Flock cameras at a San Diego city council meeting yesterday
'The Emperor Is a Fan of Flock': Darth Vader Speaks at City Council Meeting
"This council was elected to serve the police, not the public," said Vader.
gizmodo.com
August 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Darth Vader spoke in favor of Flock cameras at a San Diego city council meeting yesterday
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As the man who drew this, I agree.
August 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
As the man who drew this, I agree.
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Screw it. The kids are getting oyster crackers for Halloween this year.
August 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Screw it. The kids are getting oyster crackers for Halloween this year.
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Let's throw a party.
August 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Let's throw a party.
Who needed ketchup/catsup patches? Recovering hamburger addicts?
The amount of anger I'm feeling about this is not a normal amount and frankly I'm concerned about what it's done to my mental health
the ketchup slices have hit socials with a vengeance www.instagram.com/reel/DW8biBS...
August 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Who needed ketchup/catsup patches? Recovering hamburger addicts?
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my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live.
i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
August 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live.
i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
I was reading an old favorite site and thought of @wildlifetreasury.bsky.social Safari Cards.
Do Gorillas Snore? - The Sneeze
The road to me becoming a cranky old geezer is looking bright. I know this because I find myself feeling the urge to tell my two boys who are now in their 20s about the way life used to be. And I know...
thesneeze.com
August 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I was reading an old favorite site and thought of @wildlifetreasury.bsky.social Safari Cards.
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I could barely afford vibranium as it was
Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now
US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner
Officials say it was an error to add the fictional nation from Black Panther to the list.
www.bbc.com
July 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I could barely afford vibranium as it was