Olithia
@olithia.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ I miss MySpace. I don't want straight people to talk to me.
Man, I really want to touch power lines.
October 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Man, I really want to touch power lines.
Well, no. I didn’t TAKE a poop. I left one behind.
September 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Well, no. I didn’t TAKE a poop. I left one behind.
The first time I ever turned on a car, I was in the passenger seat.
August 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The first time I ever turned on a car, I was in the passenger seat.
Botanicals. What a terrible word. Just grotesque.
July 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Botanicals. What a terrible word. Just grotesque.
If Deltarune was cast with real people, Carol Holiday would be played by Uma Thurman.
July 24, 2026 at 7:18 AM
If Deltarune was cast with real people, Carol Holiday would be played by Uma Thurman.
In a better world, Whitney Houston would still be alive and her and Madonna would’ve made a life changing house track
July 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
In a better world, Whitney Houston would still be alive and her and Madonna would’ve made a life changing house track
If it’s midnight, is it tonight? Or tomorrow? Or some secret third time where it’s both?
July 20, 2026 at 11:40 AM
If it’s midnight, is it tonight? Or tomorrow? Or some secret third time where it’s both?
*turns off Bluetooth* “[extremely loud robot voice] DISCONNECTED!!!” “Shut up!!!”
June 21, 2026 at 12:34 AM
*turns off Bluetooth* “[extremely loud robot voice] DISCONNECTED!!!” “Shut up!!!”
For this years pride month, I will: remember that not one person in my life has ever fought for my right to exist. And probably never will. So I’ll have to fight my own fights. And I will.
June 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
For this years pride month, I will: remember that not one person in my life has ever fought for my right to exist. And probably never will. So I’ll have to fight my own fights. And I will.
I have so much of my own blood just everywhere.
June 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I have so much of my own blood just everywhere.
I have no one to love aeropickles with.
May 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I have no one to love aeropickles with.
I’ve had super wedgies all day
May 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I’ve had super wedgies all day
If you call it x, I don’t trust you. Call it Twitter.
May 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If you call it x, I don’t trust you. Call it Twitter.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a piano? Well you can’t Tuna Fish!
Okay.
Okay.
April 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What’s the difference between a tuna and a piano? Well you can’t Tuna Fish!
Okay.
Okay.
You’re like shit from a butt: hopefully part of my daily routine. Happy Valentines Day.
April 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
You’re like shit from a butt: hopefully part of my daily routine. Happy Valentines Day.
I’m unbelievable, and unstoppable
April 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I’m unbelievable, and unstoppable
New slang for an orgy: Fuckano. (..volcano. .. is this thing on?)
April 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
New slang for an orgy: Fuckano. (..volcano. .. is this thing on?)
I really do love a cat’s chin
March 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I really do love a cat’s chin
I actually don’t know if it’s pronounced “saint loo ess” or “saint loo wee”
March 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I actually don’t know if it’s pronounced “saint loo ess” or “saint loo wee”
Tonight’s entertainment: we’re gonna be watching huge beefcake guys use the tiny measuring cup in their protein powder jugs.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Tonight’s entertainment: we’re gonna be watching huge beefcake guys use the tiny measuring cup in their protein powder jugs.
Why is Pippi Longstocking known for her hair and not her long stockings?
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Why is Pippi Longstocking known for her hair and not her long stockings?
I gotta put the cheese on!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I gotta put the cheese on!!!!
Remember when every single queer person said that voting for trump would be bad for everyone? Start listening.
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Remember when every single queer person said that voting for trump would be bad for everyone? Start listening.
I know what a mansion is. I don’t know what a McMansion is.
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I know what a mansion is. I don’t know what a McMansion is.