Omen & Ember 🇨🇦
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omenandseance.bsky.social
Omen & Ember 🇨🇦
@omenandseance.bsky.social
Two rescue kitties from different places living their best lives in beautiful B.C.

Omen = black
Ember = calico

We only follow other cats, sorry!
TFW your humans keep stopping your from jumping up on the stove, but you still give cuddles because you're magnanimous.
January 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Your facewash has displeased me, human.

#CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Dere lots of noise dis week. Weird smells, unauthorised visitors. Humans called them 'contractors'.

Ai not like! Shud hab to get mai purrmission. Ai let humans know am not forgib!

#BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I don't really understand why, but a lot of humans seem very stressed right now.

I'd give you all snuggles if I could! Maybe other cats can help 😸

#CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Wud pet mai belly???

#CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
It's called 'art', humans - look it up!

#CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Ai wud liek to take dis opportunity to categorically deny rumours that Ai jumped at a plastic bag, got spooked by da noise it made an bolted from da room. Ai am just decide Ai not want to be dere for unrelated reasons.

#CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think I've got this thing all figured out. I can cause as much mayhem as I want as long as I look cute doing it and also give snuggles.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's our first Christmas!

#CatsOfBluesky
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ai shud also get to eat tasty kitten food. Y only sister get?

Humans say it wud maek me fat. But humans hab no room to talk - dey much bigger den ai am!

#BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky #PurrsDay
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Heh heh heh
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There are lots of loud birds outside right now. The humans say this means there's a storm coming.
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ai gud big brother. Teach sister how to wrestle. Ai bery gentle, tho - cos she little.
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It is I, Princess Ember. I come to you seeking advice on how to properly discipline my human staff. They seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that they are in charge here, and seek to deny me my right to sample any and all dishes being prepared in MY kitchen.

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Mine sister hab been in and out of kitten jail all day today. Ai not know how to feel. Ona one hand, Ai get alla scritchies. Ona other, no sister to play wiff.

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wasn't going to jump onto the kitchen counter, human, purromise!
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Don't think you can distract us with the magic fire, humans! You know what you did...

#CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats #BlackCats
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Do other cats here hab experience with 'vacation'? Ai just learn dis word.

It mean big scary bags and humans all gone. Some other human come to feed us, but it not da same. Why our humans leave us like dis??? Ai do sumthing wrong???

#BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Human, I know you feel guilty for not sharing your chocolate with me, but there's no need for you to punish yourself like this!!! All that water is not good for your fur!

#Caturday #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We do not mean to alarm you, humans, but there was A Noise outside.

#CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Look at how good we're being, sharing the human so nicely.

#CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM