common law wife guy
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I wrote about Backrooms and Walter Benjamin (also Freud, liminality, memory, and capitalism) www.darkertimes.com/walter-benja...
The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Hallucination
Or, why I stopped worrying and learned to love Walter Benjamin in the Backrooms.
www.darkertimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I wrote about Backrooms and Walter Benjamin (also Freud, liminality, memory, and capitalism) www.darkertimes.com/walter-benja...
the guy who played the moon in the mechanicals' production of Pyramus and Thisby in Midsummer Night's Dream is the ancestor of the baby who played the sun baby in Teletubbies
September 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
the guy who played the moon in the mechanicals' production of Pyramus and Thisby in Midsummer Night's Dream is the ancestor of the baby who played the sun baby in Teletubbies
people in their 30s who watched Avatar: the Last Airbender as a kid often get upset when I tell them that I've outgrown it
September 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
people in their 30s who watched Avatar: the Last Airbender as a kid often get upset when I tell them that I've outgrown it
happy airplane day everyone!
September 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
happy airplane day everyone!
if I were single and regularly using dating apps, one line I would probably include is "I promise I will not be weird about your body or your gender identity"
September 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
if I were single and regularly using dating apps, one line I would probably include is "I promise I will not be weird about your body or your gender identity"
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Armand Pitman would be a good name for a deodorant model
July 31, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Armand Pitman would be a good name for a deodorant model
love my common law wife
September 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
love my common law wife
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I finish pissing through the mail slot, ring the doorbell, and attempt to run away, but I am surprised by a loud noise from inside the house; accidentally letting go of the mail slot a moment too soon. it falls and slices cleanly through my penis
September 6, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I finish pissing through the mail slot, ring the doorbell, and attempt to run away, but I am surprised by a loud noise from inside the house; accidentally letting go of the mail slot a moment too soon. it falls and slices cleanly through my penis
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BEAVIS: What cruel irony it is, Butthead, that the most physically vulnerable body parts are also those which give the most pleasure when touched by another person.
BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology.
BOTH: hehehe-heheh
BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology.
BOTH: hehehe-heheh
October 27, 2023 at 3:30 PM
BEAVIS: What cruel irony it is, Butthead, that the most physically vulnerable body parts are also those which give the most pleasure when touched by another person.
BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology.
BOTH: hehehe-heheh
BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology.
BOTH: hehehe-heheh
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On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study.
The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties.
Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it.
Columbo found that rather odd.
The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties.
Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it.
Columbo found that rather odd.
September 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study.
The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties.
Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it.
Columbo found that rather odd.
The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties.
Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it.
Columbo found that rather odd.
was just talking to someone while eating a plum. quoted "This is Just to Say" and swallowed the pit while doing so
September 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
was just talking to someone while eating a plum. quoted "This is Just to Say" and swallowed the pit while doing so
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Honestly, as far as I can tell, it's mostly more reporting.
COVID got everybody's attention. "Oh disease outbreaks are a thing. And they screw up all your plans."
Then we had Cyclospora- which to be clear is a HUGE & messy outbreak.
And now newsrooms know outbreak reporting gets clicks.
COVID got everybody's attention. "Oh disease outbreaks are a thing. And they screw up all your plans."
Then we had Cyclospora- which to be clear is a HUGE & messy outbreak.
And now newsrooms know outbreak reporting gets clicks.
In seriousness, are we in a crisis year for food safety or is it just better reporting? This feels maddening
Not the tofu!
Yes, tofu too.
Yes, tofu too.
August 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Honestly, as far as I can tell, it's mostly more reporting.
COVID got everybody's attention. "Oh disease outbreaks are a thing. And they screw up all your plans."
Then we had Cyclospora- which to be clear is a HUGE & messy outbreak.
And now newsrooms know outbreak reporting gets clicks.
COVID got everybody's attention. "Oh disease outbreaks are a thing. And they screw up all your plans."
Then we had Cyclospora- which to be clear is a HUGE & messy outbreak.
And now newsrooms know outbreak reporting gets clicks.
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a lot of left-leaning people want to believe that the media they enjoy is radical/subversive/anti-fascist, and this leads to flawed analysis of the media.
it also leads to treating people with opposing opinions about the work as though they simply don't understand how progressive/subversive it is
it also leads to treating people with opposing opinions about the work as though they simply don't understand how progressive/subversive it is
August 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
a lot of left-leaning people want to believe that the media they enjoy is radical/subversive/anti-fascist, and this leads to flawed analysis of the media.
it also leads to treating people with opposing opinions about the work as though they simply don't understand how progressive/subversive it is
it also leads to treating people with opposing opinions about the work as though they simply don't understand how progressive/subversive it is
Canada is neither sovereign nor independent. it's basically already a US vassal state; it's just more useful to the US as a (nominally) distinct country. the people who think that Canadian sovereignty and independence are important would do well to recognize this as a starting point.
August 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Canada is neither sovereign nor independent. it's basically already a US vassal state; it's just more useful to the US as a (nominally) distinct country. the people who think that Canadian sovereignty and independence are important would do well to recognize this as a starting point.
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getting into the combat exoskeleton I've been building in secret for years and it immediately tips over and crushes me underneath it and pins me to the ground and i die a slow painful death
August 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
getting into the combat exoskeleton I've been building in secret for years and it immediately tips over and crushes me underneath it and pins me to the ground and i die a slow painful death
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The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really
wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty.
It's not. It's agriculture.
wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty.
It's not. It's agriculture.
We have data on this.
The blue is all the non-ag human use:
The blue is all the non-ag human use:
August 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really
wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty.
It's not. It's agriculture.
wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty.
It's not. It's agriculture.
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UBE GOUDA HO HO HO
August 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
UBE GOUDA HO HO HO
never forget that norway, sweden, and denmark are monarchies
Social democracy is capitalism and still privy to crises of capital
Norway wealth fund CEO says fund's entire value could be lost in future reut.rs/4gd60lk
August 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
never forget that norway, sweden, and denmark are monarchies
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It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses
August 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses
I love shots like this. they're the most exciting things in movies to me
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Jaques Tati - Mon Oncle (The house)
YouTube video by Callash
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August 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I love shots like this. they're the most exciting things in movies to me
youtu.be/6mtluyHcOnk?...
youtu.be/6mtluyHcOnk?...
I hope the goatse guy is having a nice day
August 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I hope the goatse guy is having a nice day
Armand Pitman would be a good name for a deodorant model
July 31, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Armand Pitman would be a good name for a deodorant model
gonna start referring to Denmark, Sweden, and Norway as "the nordic monarchies"
July 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
gonna start referring to Denmark, Sweden, and Norway as "the nordic monarchies"
in like 2019 I matched on tinder with someone whose bio was "I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain" so I asked how she felt about making love at midnight and she unmatched me
July 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
in like 2019 I matched on tinder with someone whose bio was "I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain" so I asked how she felt about making love at midnight and she unmatched me