crab ⭐
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26 // he/they // wes/crab // fuck it we ball
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every time I see this image I say to myself “surely it’s photoshopped” but it’s not they put the glistening shader on those eyeballs themselves
October 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
every time I see this image I say to myself “surely it’s photoshopped” but it’s not they put the glistening shader on those eyeballs themselves
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我慢できず万紫で（今のところ）一番好きな女をらくがき…
四方八方美女だらけで今作は描いてみたい女が多すぎる
四方八方美女だらけで今作は描いてみたい女が多すぎる
October 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
我慢できず万紫で（今のところ）一番好きな女をらくがき…
四方八方美女だらけで今作は描いてみたい女が多すぎる
四方八方美女だらけで今作は描いてみたい女が多すぎる
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October 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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October 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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LETS GET THAT VICTORY😭🥀
October 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
LETS GET THAT VICTORY😭🥀
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October 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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October 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
October 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
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i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up
October 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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my copy of blazing sword feels a bit different.
October 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
my copy of blazing sword feels a bit different.
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October 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it's called dynasty warriors because you press buttons and dudes die nasty
it's called dynasty warriors because you press buttons and dudes die nasty
two men are looking at a laptop computer .
ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it's called dynasty warriors because you press buttons and dudes die nasty
it's called dynasty warriors because you press buttons and dudes die nasty
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I'm sure she is fine with it either way
July 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I'm sure she is fine with it either way
may have to do a reply of leda's part 1 at some point, i've been neglecting raising support with recruitables bc i figured it'd take me 500 yeareals to get that much renown. not the case
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
may have to do a reply of leda's part 1 at some point, i've been neglecting raising support with recruitables bc i figured it'd take me 500 yeareals to get that much renown. not the case
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October 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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[FEFW] House Lamine 💜💙🖤
October 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
[FEFW] House Lamine 💜💙🖤
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October 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
finally in the main matches of part 1! leda is. one could say. struggling
October 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
finally in the main matches of part 1! leda is. one could say. struggling