Only Dans
@onlydans.bsky.social
Tell me, Rose; did they ever shoot a herring out of a cannon? • #BLM • He/Him • Washington, D.C. • 👬
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The Friday special is posted on my other account
October 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The Friday special is posted on my other account
Still here btw
DC men have gotten 50% hotter in the last month I swear to god
October 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Still here btw
What on earth is going on with Susan Dell’s face?! Good lord.
October 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
What on earth is going on with Susan Dell’s face?! Good lord.
Doctor wouldn’t give me antibiotics for my chest infection 💩
October 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Doctor wouldn’t give me antibiotics for my chest infection 💩
Don’t think I’ll be going to work tomorrow at this rate 🤒
October 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Don’t think I’ll be going to work tomorrow at this rate 🤒
35 pack from Costco ftw
It’s a sad, sad day when you’re all outta fridge cigarettes.
October 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
35 pack from Costco ftw
Woke up sick, but have the best nurse 🥰
October 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Woke up sick, but have the best nurse 🥰
My neighbors are having depressing sex again
October 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
My neighbors are having depressing sex again
DC men have gotten 50% hotter in the last month I swear to god
October 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
DC men have gotten 50% hotter in the last month I swear to god
I had the best night with my friends ♥️
October 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I had the best night with my friends ♥️
I hit the jackpot with my husband
October 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I hit the jackpot with my husband
so *that's* what mom means when she says she's going to shuck an oyster
October 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
so *that's* what mom means when she says she's going to shuck an oyster
If I make the coffee, will you bring the cuddles?
October 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If I make the coffee, will you bring the cuddles?
Still thinking about this 🥵
October 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Still thinking about this 🥵
No thoughts; smooth brain
October 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
No thoughts; smooth brain
Gay republicans. Make it make sense. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
October 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Gay republicans. Make it make sense. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
Today is not the one, huh
October 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Today is not the one, huh
It’s a sad, sad day when you’re all outta fridge cigarettes.
October 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It’s a sad, sad day when you’re all outta fridge cigarettes.
Publically announcing your breakup on social media is wild to me.
October 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Publically announcing your breakup on social media is wild to me.
This is very sad and a real loss 😢
This has been a rough week... END OF AN ERA: DUKEM Ethiopian Closing after almost 30 Years on U Street next month. - See their farewell note: www.popville.com/2026/10/duke...
END OF AN ERA: DUKEM Ethiopian Closing after almost 30 Years on U Street next month. - PoPville
12th and U St, NW Ed. Note: There was a time DUKEM came up as number one or near number one (along with the OG Zenebech in Shaw and Meskerem in Adams Morgan) on every best Ethiopian restaurant in DC l...
www.popville.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
This is very sad and a real loss 😢
