Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
🇿🇦 Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares
Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to.
https://www.onlyflares.com
Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to.
https://www.onlyflares.com
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Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
· Feb 13
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.
If you like furry horse art or stories → my website www.onlyflares.com has plenty.
For stories in particular → here's a couple I recommend:
www.onlyflares.com/stories/son-...
www.onlyflares.com/stories/inhe...
If you like furry horse art or stories → my website www.onlyflares.com has plenty.
For stories in particular → here's a couple I recommend:
www.onlyflares.com/stories/son-...
www.onlyflares.com/stories/inhe...
Would I Lie To You Does Numberwang
September 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Would I Lie To You Does Numberwang
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
September 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Technically it should be New Zedland.
September 23, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Technically it should be New Zedland.
Keep a dipstick handy to check your oil regularly. If you don't own a dipstick, Bucephalus kindly makes his available for use.
Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social
Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social
September 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Keep a dipstick handy to check your oil regularly. If you don't own a dipstick, Bucephalus kindly makes his available for use.
Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social
Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social
The thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.
September 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.
Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.
September 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.
You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing.
If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.
If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.
September 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing.
If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.
If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.
I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"
September 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"
If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.
September 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.
As I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.
September 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
As I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.
To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. False, refurbished or knock-off horses will fold up in pain, while authentic ones will kick you so hard you need surgery.
September 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. False, refurbished or knock-off horses will fold up in pain, while authentic ones will kick you so hard you need surgery.
Biblically accurate donkey cock.
September 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Biblically accurate donkey cock.
I could and will rewatch Arrested Development clip compilations for the rest of time.
"As Ann as the nose on plain's face."
"As Ann as the nose on plain's face."
September 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I could and will rewatch Arrested Development clip compilations for the rest of time.
"As Ann as the nose on plain's face."
"As Ann as the nose on plain's face."
He certainly does find ways to keep himself entertained, doesn't he.
Art by MoltenGold.
Art by MoltenGold.
September 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
He certainly does find ways to keep himself entertained, doesn't he.
Art by MoltenGold.
Art by MoltenGold.
That "E." is holding up his entire career.
September 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
That "E." is holding up his entire career.
They're onto us.
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
September 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
They're onto us.
Just read that Sam Altman is sad because people don't like AI and my heart filled with the joy of a child's summer laugh. Here's to a future where all billionaires are as Ozymandias.
September 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Just read that Sam Altman is sad because people don't like AI and my heart filled with the joy of a child's summer laugh. Here's to a future where all billionaires are as Ozymandias.
I'll die for Olivia Colman.
September 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'll die for Olivia Colman.
Kingdom Hearts: Deliverance
September 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Kingdom Hearts: Deliverance
Norovirus. Bronchospasm. Cat abscess.
I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.
I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.
September 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Norovirus. Bronchospasm. Cat abscess.
I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.
I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.
Finally it's spring again. I need green things in my life.
September 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Finally it's spring again. I need green things in my life.
The Berenstein Cannibals and the Limits of Nominative Determinism
August 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
The Berenstein Cannibals and the Limits of Nominative Determinism
It occurs to me that techbros answer the question "What if Lex Luthor was real, except moronic to the identical degree that his fictional counterpart is intelligent?"
August 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It occurs to me that techbros answer the question "What if Lex Luthor was real, except moronic to the identical degree that his fictional counterpart is intelligent?"