Traveling Salesman
@openmothersmale.bsky.social
Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who had a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt"! he/him
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The west end of Area 15’s expansion, now called “The Terminals” is receiving awesome murals on its sides.
This would be 9/11 and Pearl Harbor times a bajillion. “Small” price to pay
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This would be 9/11 and Pearl Harbor times a bajillion. “Small” price to pay
What an asshole jfc
Man this guy sucks
September 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
What an asshole jfc
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
RIP Dolly
A wonderful soul lost
A wonderful soul lost
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
RIP Dolly
A wonderful soul lost
A wonderful soul lost
Yes it’s 2 in the morning but I have found a partial piece of my white whale. I can’t believe it: a Making of MGM Grand Las Vegas tape featuring fragments of the Deep Earth Exploration ride film
July 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Yes it’s 2 in the morning but I have found a partial piece of my white whale. I can’t believe it: a Making of MGM Grand Las Vegas tape featuring fragments of the Deep Earth Exploration ride film
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RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
July 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
Schwiggity schwiggity schwa
MARIO TWINS is now 25 YEARS OLD!
June 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Schwiggity schwiggity schwa
Bring back at least 1 free bag you fucking COWARDS
The Southwest VP said the suggestions have been "invaluable" to the airline.
Southwest VP responds to 'suggested improvements' from travelers
The Southwest VP said the suggestions have been "invaluable" to the airline.
bit.ly
March 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bring back at least 1 free bag you fucking COWARDS
Anybody watch last night's American Dad?
March 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Anybody watch last night's American Dad?
This is ripe for @derekburgan.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
This is ripe for @derekburgan.bsky.social
Aw, gee.
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Aw, gee.
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i'm no longer asking
Sabrina Carpenter yeets muppets. You have ZERO excuse not to watch
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
i'm no longer asking
Sabrina Carpenter yeets muppets. You have ZERO excuse not to watch
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Sabrina Carpenter yeets muppets. You have ZERO excuse not to watch
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>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."
> trump elected
> dead within the year
> trump elected
> dead within the year
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."
> trump elected
> dead within the year
> trump elected
> dead within the year
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
Just casually doing research and-- oh youtu.be/Uk70DXwGgbs?...
2008 Springtastic Show Spree in Branson
YouTube video by BarberMedia
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Just casually doing research and-- oh youtu.be/Uk70DXwGgbs?...
(innocent person brutally murdered)
Chuds: uhhh well this person actually fucking suuuucked fuck you im going to make ai edits of you
When I become president im forcing every single person in America to physically touch some goddamn grass
Chuds: uhhh well this person actually fucking suuuucked fuck you im going to make ai edits of you
When I become president im forcing every single person in America to physically touch some goddamn grass
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
(innocent person brutally murdered)
Chuds: uhhh well this person actually fucking suuuucked fuck you im going to make ai edits of you
When I become president im forcing every single person in America to physically touch some goddamn grass
Chuds: uhhh well this person actually fucking suuuucked fuck you im going to make ai edits of you
When I become president im forcing every single person in America to physically touch some goddamn grass
Peace on Earth lasted awfully short
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Peace on Earth lasted awfully short
Btw I'd like to thank Defunctland for essentially paying me to find this as I was doing research for the new video. Kevin had no use for it, obviously, but I sure did.
Enormously befuddled and besides myself at this nearly twenty-year-old MiceChat post about the Disneyland Partners Statue where the poster accuses Mickey Mouse as acting queer bc he's holding a married man's hand
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Btw I'd like to thank Defunctland for essentially paying me to find this as I was doing research for the new video. Kevin had no use for it, obviously, but I sure did.
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Damn right now on the Cartoon Network 24 hour Christmas party I’d be probably watching that pac man Christmas special
I watched that every year instead of being with my family lol
I watched that every year instead of being with my family lol
December 24, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Damn right now on the Cartoon Network 24 hour Christmas party I’d be probably watching that pac man Christmas special
I watched that every year instead of being with my family lol
I watched that every year instead of being with my family lol
Remember when....
Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Remember when....
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Remembering Eddie Sotto progresscityusa.com/2025/12/18/r...
Remembering Eddie Sotto (1958-2025)
Herb Ryman and Eddie Sotto at Walt Disney Imagineering, 1988 It was with both great shock and intense sadness that I learned today of the passing of design great Eddie Sotto. Eddie was a former Ima…
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December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Remembering Eddie Sotto progresscityusa.com/2025/12/18/r...
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EVERYONE, for the next 45 minutes, a generous donor has agreed to match everyone’s donations up to $5000!
Please help us spread the word. This only lasts until the end of the stream! All proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida!
Please help us spread the word. This only lasts until the end of the stream! All proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida!
Join us now LIVE as we play Thrillville on PS2 for Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida! A great game for a great cause! We'll be on all afternoon and evening!
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
EVERYONE, for the next 45 minutes, a generous donor has agreed to match everyone’s donations up to $5000!
Please help us spread the word. This only lasts until the end of the stream! All proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida!
Please help us spread the word. This only lasts until the end of the stream! All proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida!