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MTG in-universe pro wrestling set. A wrestling championship brings together some of the Multiverse's strongest (and silliest) grapplers, who will all vie for the Interplanar Belt.
The setting: Theros
The setting: Theros
October 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
MTG in-universe pro wrestling set. A wrestling championship brings together some of the Multiverse's strongest (and silliest) grapplers, who will all vie for the Interplanar Belt.
The setting: Theros
The setting: Theros
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i wanna get stoned with biddy blas
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
October 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
i wanna get stoned with biddy blas
we heard you liked gambling, so we put gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble
Changes are coming to Collector and Play boosters starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm next year.
Learn about what's coming on DailyMTG: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Learn about what's coming on DailyMTG: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
October 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
we heard you liked gambling, so we put gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble
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CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain.
TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
October 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain.
TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
been saying for a while they’ve got this disgusting old corpse fully divorced from reality in an AI-generated world of disinformation and this seems to hint toward that
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
October 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
been saying for a while they’ve got this disgusting old corpse fully divorced from reality in an AI-generated world of disinformation and this seems to hint toward that
“Choosin Texas” top song in the nation actually just a statistical error. average person listens to 0 Ella Langley songs per year. My boss, an insurance agent who lives in rural Michigan and plays the song in her office 10,000 times each day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
September 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“Choosin Texas” top song in the nation actually just a statistical error. average person listens to 0 Ella Langley songs per year. My boss, an insurance agent who lives in rural Michigan and plays the song in her office 10,000 times each day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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rip pac. been really thinking about how special he was as i read all these posts about him. but as a death riders guy, this hurts.
September 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
rip pac. been really thinking about how special he was as i read all these posts about him. but as a death riders guy, this hurts.
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tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded
me: so that's good?
tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
me: so that's good?
tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
September 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded
me: so that's good?
tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
me: so that's good?
tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
lol get fractured idiot
September 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
lol get fractured idiot
you all lied to me and told me Cregger’s other movies were good too i’m not falling for it this time
September 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
you all lied to me and told me Cregger’s other movies were good too i’m not falling for it this time
sorry to wade into the discourse but it’s so funny seeing people go “well that’s not somebody you want to work for anyway!” as if most of us have the luxury of picking and choosing
September 25, 2026 at 8:13 PM
sorry to wade into the discourse but it’s so funny seeing people go “well that’s not somebody you want to work for anyway!” as if most of us have the luxury of picking and choosing
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the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
September 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Horror movie kindergarten (old sketch)
February 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Horror movie kindergarten (old sketch)
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Reminder that Teferi and Jhoira canonically made a fart machine that Barrin had to confiscate at the Tolarian Academy
September 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Reminder that Teferi and Jhoira canonically made a fart machine that Barrin had to confiscate at the Tolarian Academy
0-2, 1-2, 0-2, 1-2 at my first ever Legacy locals with monored burn. learned a lot, honestly did better than i thought i would, excited to play more!
September 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
0-2, 1-2, 0-2, 1-2 at my first ever Legacy locals with monored burn. learned a lot, honestly did better than i thought i would, excited to play more!
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amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
September 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
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The Resident Evil movies are a series of films about a man who loves his wife so much he tricks Hollywood into giving him money to make multiple films about how much of a badass his wife is and I read that Cregger’s wife just has a voice-only role in the new one so it can’t be any good.
September 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The Resident Evil movies are a series of films about a man who loves his wife so much he tricks Hollywood into giving him money to make multiple films about how much of a badass his wife is and I read that Cregger’s wife just has a voice-only role in the new one so it can’t be any good.
i get to play Magic tomorrow :)
September 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i get to play Magic tomorrow :)
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Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture
This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
September 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hall of Echoes - for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture
This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
This painting took me quite some time to wrap my head around. The description my art director Sarah Wassell sent me was very abstract and hard to visualize, but I'm very happy with how this turned out in the end.
i wonder what Gisa and Geralf are up to
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i wonder what Gisa and Geralf are up to
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September 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Loot is my sweet, good boy and i love him. 1000 more years of Loot
September 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Loot is my sweet, good boy and i love him. 1000 more years of Loot
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EMERGENCY WE HAVE HALF OF LOOT @lootposting.bsky.social
September 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
EMERGENCY WE HAVE HALF OF LOOT @lootposting.bsky.social