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professional and hobbyist computer toucher

ASK ME ABOUT FISH BOTHERING GAMES

sometimes makes games, will devops your github repos

trans rights are human rights, terves get the trebuchet
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hot take under death penalty in Sega fan country the United Kingdom: Jet Set Radio Future's soundtrack is better than the original JSR one
October 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
October 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Since you care about moral clarity, I look forward to you finally deleting your article and apologizing to the hundreds of rape victims who told you, screamed to you, that you were engaging in apologia.

Since, you know, finally YOU can see he's not doing the work, and you don't have to believe us.
October 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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bitch no one is making choices about our lifestyles! everything is being decided for us by 4 insane billionaires and their tame politicians!
October 6, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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the monkey's paw curls, and nigel farage takes the stage dressed in full space marine armor
I’ve said this before, but it’s sort of insane that no British political party is willing to champion Games Workshop, one of the country’s most successful, British born and run companies, and would much rather simp for Palantir or OpenAI
October 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
July 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
@thehazelzone.bsky.social just thought I'd let you know we taught our child about Do A Fly The Succ today
October 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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no....no!!!!!
October 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse:

archive.org/details/tipp...
October 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
October 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyk... today in "No Man's Sky has always been good actually"

I don't even normally like 65dos very much but *fuck me* what a soundtrack
October 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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For some reason the incredible Earth Must Die does not show up in my dev list of games, even though I distinctly recall working on it. It's 40% off! That's only £7ish!

Do please buy a copy, it's funny and good:

store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Save 40% on Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
store.steampowered.com
October 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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I've written a post introducing Record of Dorathia, the dungeon crawler RPG project we have been working on these past few years. I hope you enjoy it! Let us know your thoughts!
Link: www.bombservice.com/post/record-...

#rdein_dev #redora
October 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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This is the twist happy ending/epilogue of the whole Cookie's Bustle media purge saga.
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
October 5, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
October 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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"does a movie need a message" not really, but it does need the actors to be moving in *some* direction as a group. The Lighthouse had no message besides "having a roommate can be fucked up"
October 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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So not about the AI video, but generally:

You cannot return to the past *definitionally* and you especially cannot learn from it if you hold it up like white supremacist Americans hold up the 1950s. Time's arrow moves one way: learning from the past requires understanding it, not worshipping it.
October 5, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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In posting the clip but I ain't watching the clip lol

youtu.be/TrjLNpfDTi0
October 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Settling down for the night and playing the best October Only game around, Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival. It's very cozy and the servers are only up during October

adamgryu.itch.io/pumpkin-carver
The Annual Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival by adamgryu
carve a lil pumpkin and share it with the world
adamgryu.itch.io
October 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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October 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
www.gadgetreview.com
October 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Alright, I'm in debt and need all the help I can get to have these loans paid off and be able to support myself and my family. Anything helps. This one is a marathon rather than a sprint, anything you can give over time gets chunks of my debt taken care of.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-nat-g...
Donate to Help Nat get out of debt, organized by Nat MacKay
It's been 3 years since I got out of Texas to a much better location. Happily living in Massachu… Nat MacKay needs your support for Help Nat get out of debt
www.gofundme.com
October 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Nobody says "That's so sad, Alexa play..." any more, and I just think that's sad.

Alexa play Stabwound by Necrophagist
October 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM