Outlandish Matt
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Friend sent this link. And I put cards that have given me the most memories. And I wanted to elaborate more on each card and the memory associated.
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Did you know? You can hear AND see corn while it grows. The crackling noise is due to tiny fractures that occur as the plant stretches, breaks, and grows again [📹 Douglas Cook, Roger Elmore]
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September 30, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Did you know? You can hear AND see corn while it grows. The crackling noise is due to tiny fractures that occur as the plant stretches, breaks, and grows again [📹 Douglas Cook, Roger Elmore]
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Poor little one. She now has chlamydia though. Helping others comes with a price sometimes. (This is a running bit with me once I found out there was a huge outbreak almost 10 years ago.) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
September 30, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Poor little one. She now has chlamydia though. Helping others comes with a price sometimes. (This is a running bit with me once I found out there was a huge outbreak almost 10 years ago.) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Stopped at a Little Caesars to pick up some cheap pizzas for a get together at a friend’s house. It took god damn nearly an hour to get them. It was the worst fucking service I can recall in years. Placed order at 2:17 PM. Arrived at 3:35 PM. Facility was locked. I had to go through drive thru.
September 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Stopped at a Little Caesars to pick up some cheap pizzas for a get together at a friend’s house. It took god damn nearly an hour to get them. It was the worst fucking service I can recall in years. Placed order at 2:17 PM. Arrived at 3:35 PM. Facility was locked. I had to go through drive thru.
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September 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Should be reposted every month....
This is like some Annihilation shit.
Muntjacs are “vampire deer” that bark like dogs and they have existed for about fifteen million years. They also use facial scent glands that can pop outward to mark territory.
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September 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is like some Annihilation shit.
If a bear climbs a power pole, I don’t want to be on the ground either cause something must have been chasing it.
I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
911 operator: "911 what is your emergency?" Caller: "I'm calling to report a bear on top of a power utility pole."
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September 23, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If a bear climbs a power pole, I don’t want to be on the ground either cause something must have been chasing it.
I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.
September 23, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
September 23, 2026 at 11:42 AM
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Amazing at how America has risen and declined in my lifetime. I hate that I won’t be able to hear how they teach our history in 100 years.
September 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Amazing at how America has risen and declined in my lifetime. I hate that I won’t be able to hear how they teach our history in 100 years.
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This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and its so nostalgic.
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September 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and its so nostalgic.
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I’ve always said, if there’s one thing that can bring us together across the aisle it’s being Weekend at Bernie’s fans. I think I was wrong.
September 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’ve always said, if there’s one thing that can bring us together across the aisle it’s being Weekend at Bernie’s fans. I think I was wrong.
Moving forward, they’ll just put in the stadium contracts that there can be no political opinions expressed or some bullshit clause to prevent free speech. They will find ways to suppress them/us.
September 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Moving forward, they’ll just put in the stadium contracts that there can be no political opinions expressed or some bullshit clause to prevent free speech. They will find ways to suppress them/us.
I’m going to be that guy but I do NOT like my eggs runny. Wet eggs does not seem appetizing to me at all. I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s uncooked and could somehow make me sick.
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I’m going to be that guy but I do NOT like my eggs runny. Wet eggs does not seem appetizing to me at all. I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s uncooked and could somehow make me sick.
And boy has our government fucked over those first responders. To think Jon Stewart had to argue for them to receive benefits.
I remember Jon Stewart saying he first knew New Yorkers were going to be ok after 9/11 when he went down to the site, saw first responders with Yankees caps, Mets caps, even Red Sox caps, and saw one in a Yankees cap sifting rubble look up at his Bostonian counterpart and say "Hey... hey! Sox suck!"
September 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
And boy has our government fucked over those first responders. To think Jon Stewart had to argue for them to receive benefits.
This is what we should have watched last year. @outlandishbeats.bsky.social
September 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
This is what we should have watched last year. @outlandishbeats.bsky.social
A Clif Bar has the taste and consistency of something I would eat to survive, not enjoy. Like, if I was stranded and I found an old box labeled “Rations” that is what I would expect.
September 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
A Clif Bar has the taste and consistency of something I would eat to survive, not enjoy. Like, if I was stranded and I found an old box labeled “Rations” that is what I would expect.
If you REALLY want to crash the MTG market. Master the technique of white washing just the front of a magic card and printing to it. 1) You leave the back intact for verification. 2) You don’t have to worry about card stock.
If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
September 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
If you REALLY want to crash the MTG market. Master the technique of white washing just the front of a magic card and printing to it. 1) You leave the back intact for verification. 2) You don’t have to worry about card stock.
If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.
Wizards of the Coast should bring back Archenemy with sets like The Hobbit and Marvel Super Heroes. Sets that can contain a major villain. How cool would it be to fight Doctor Doom with everyone piloting a Fantastic Four deck? Fight Sauron and legion of Nazgul with Frodo and crew.
September 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Wizards of the Coast should bring back Archenemy with sets like The Hobbit and Marvel Super Heroes. Sets that can contain a major villain. How cool would it be to fight Doctor Doom with everyone piloting a Fantastic Four deck? Fight Sauron and legion of Nazgul with Frodo and crew.
I’d take Nixon 1000 times over.
It’s corruption on steroids in plain sight. He doesn’t even try to hide that he’s looting US and cashing in on insider trading.
He’s the most corrupt president in American history.
He’s the most corrupt president in American history.
September 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I’d take Nixon 1000 times over.
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September 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Ain’t nobody out here selecting their favorite Verizon store in the app. Why? No one is ordering from them that much.
September 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Ain’t nobody out here selecting their favorite Verizon store in the app. Why? No one is ordering from them that much.
I think someone could make an argument for the first use of time travel is used to stop the person that pitched horse armor.
September 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I think someone could make an argument for the first use of time travel is used to stop the person that pitched horse armor.
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September 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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