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RL Slime
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this is the bounce back
i understand 4k textures or whatever but like, we can’t keep doing this not anymore lol. i still have a 1080p monitor i should be able to click a box what says “install 60gb version”!!
September 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
computah, make me bust a nut
pussy from a computer program
September 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
September 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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*Thomas Gabriel Warrior voice* UGH
September 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
legit forgot about post 9/11 style censorship why they can’t say gun or kill in this lola ray music video
September 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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(guy who hasnt had any water today) im thirsty
September 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
personally i would not fight a chimpanzee i would become its best friend and we’d hang out
September 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
took a piss and let my pants drop all the way to the floor like a toddler and honestly it was so freeing
September 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
*to the tune of centerfield*
I’m the throat goat
I’m feelin so gay (clap clapclapclap)
Today
September 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
it feels soooo good not to give a single fuck about GTAVI man those people are sick in the head
August 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
actually i fuck to celebrate my parents having sex tyvm
Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex
August 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
how come when dudes start some sort of vaguely content creation hobby they’re never like fun or creative with their moniker it’s just always fucking some version of “the bearded gamer” or “bourbon and battlestar galactica” type shit. where’s the fucking whimsy???
August 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
who up remembering they titan?
August 28, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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*to that one homie who just discovered dick pills*
We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Get Hard First? Is Something Wrong With You?
August 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
*ace of base voice* all that she wants is to be wavey
August 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i took her to my penthouse and i gak’d it
August 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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August 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i lied there is no netflix we’re playing sakuna: of rice and ruin
August 23, 2026 at 5:35 AM
theydies and gentlethems, introducing the chocolate starfiiiiiiish
August 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
is fear & hunger just zoomer berserk or something
August 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
voting for whatever president bans disposable vapes
August 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
i was told a story about an acquaintance of mine’s fiancé AI generating porn of women he knows bc he has a “porn addiction” and idk i just feel like he should be sentenced to lethal injection
August 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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My hotel is a 15 minute walk from the convention, but even out here you can still tell it’s Otakon eve!

This is some sort of Gundam Hathaway reference, right
July 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
is $43 for a shirt that’s probably on CC or some shit a little much? maybe. did i order the niche anime ova shirt? absolutely
July 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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July 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM