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mayonnaise rudeboy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl

#art #gamedev #godot
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okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴

my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...

*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.

some recent-ish artwork 👇
Here’s some of my latest 👾

I like dithering okay :P
oh fuck yeah it’s pervert time
September 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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“some folks”- he means trans women and people who criticize bsky’s dogshit moderation decisions
the people crave bluesky social credit scores
September 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
in hindsight the whole “we want to be a nicer twitter” was always going to pivot into algorithmic censorship, especially with dumbfuck mcgee here in charge
the people crave bluesky social credit scores
September 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
if you’re looking for the fuck shed, it’s just a little ways up shit creek
what if we kissed at the fuck shed
September 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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I know that he's the Bluesky mods' special little boy and making fun of him can catch you a suspension but he has truly become the liberal Ben Shapiro: just an absolute buffoon's idea of an intellectual juggernaut
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in ages.

This is not accurate. This is some sci-fi bro woo woo nonsense.

Please do not take this seriously.
September 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Ai can think and you can eat the charts
September 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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what if we kissed at the fuck shed
September 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
big willy getting AI psychosis is so funny to me

couldn't happen to a more insufferable dickcheese
September 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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The bottom of the balls are the nuts of the balls
September 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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REVIEW: ‘Forgotten Island’ Is A Memorable And Hilarious Adventure
REVIEW: ‘Forgotten Island’ Is A Memorable And Hilarious Adventure
Forgotten Island is a rich cultural celebration with an important message about the importance of building memories through relationship. The post REVIEW: ‘Forgotten Island’ Is A Memorable And Hilarious Adventure appeared first on But Why Tho?.
dlvr.it
September 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i'm not even from new york but stop calling things bodegas that are not bodegas. I will fucking kill you
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
take that shit off. she deserves better
Drake wears a Pomni shirt from ‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ in new music video.
September 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i dn't believe in video essays. they're not real and they can't hurt me
September 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
can the only white boy with a cloak in the whole bowling alley get a little motion
September 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
September 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
WHENNNNNNN 😭😭😭
Alecto the Ninth WHEN 😭😭😭
September 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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6yo as we were walking into the schoolyard:

“it’s weird how boys and girls are like, totally different”

“well they kinda are, but they are the same in lots of ways too”

“yeah like, we all eat food”

#wisdom
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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mother
fuckin
VIBEO
GAMES
Sea Zoo (Fighting Layer, Arcade, Arika, 1998)
March 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
listen there's a lot of fucked up shit in the world right now but also, I got a diet coke
September 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
September 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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could someone come let me out of the orb I’m trapped
September 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
mfers out here defragging their hard drives 30 years before hard drives were invented
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
sorry Feuer Frei came on and I started acting out the opening sequence of xXx
September 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Bad Dad Redemption

Are you a wild enough hombre to win back custody of your kids?
September 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
oh that’s its egg. thought it was a tortilla for a second
September 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM